Thankfully I was lucky enough to not of pooed during labour, however when the dr was stitching up my episiotomy I did fart in her face and gave an awkward apology. I can laugh about it now but at the time I was so embarrassed.
What did you ladies do that made you cringe?
Thankfully I was lucky enough to not of pooed during labour, however when the dr was stitching up my episiotomy I did fart in her face and gave an awkward apology. I can laugh about it now but at the time I was so embarrassed.
What did you ladies do that made you cringe?
That is exactly the same as me. I was worried about pooing during labour. I even asked if i had as i was convinced i had at one point.
When i was being stitched up for a tear i farted in the midwives face. I was so embarrased. I actually think my whole labour was embarrasing as i was saying all sorts of weird things on the gas and air, and was climbing all over the bed as i was in so much pain.
1. I was pushing and said " oh my gosh, I'm so hungry!" My doctors reply " like right now, your hungry?" My reply " no I don't want a sandwich right now, I just can't push as hard because you people starved ne for two days!"....I was induced on 6.5.12 at 7 pm, wasn't allowed food after 10 pm.. had my baby 6.6.12 @ 7:08pm...I am hypoglycemic, so I was so weak!
2. My doctor gave me an episiotomy, and at that exact moment my husband and I looked at each other and smelt something- and I screamed " I pooped, dang it!"
3. I cussed, then apologized right after...then cursed again..2 days pp, Dr. came to check on me, and mention that I cursed...I was hoping he had forgotten.
4. I told the doctor while getting sewn up, I would hit him if I could reach.
5. Doctor got his revenge. While spread eagle for nurses and everyone else to see, he started singing " she's a brick house, she's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out"....
In a rare instance my ob actually delivered me, he was the one on call. So we have a very very weird relationship. Even office visits I always leave like Wtf just.happened...? LoL! I have my 2 week PP check up in 4 days..needless to say, I'm sure something will be said that is wildly inappropriate!
When I was being stitched up by a young handsome doctor (as the midwife said it was too bad for her to do it - labia/urethra/clitoris tear) and I was as high as a kite from the gas and air! I kept trying to crack a few jokes and keep the conversation going to make things less awkward...the harder I tried the more embarrasing things I said, and I think it peaked at 'just as long as my husband doesn't find out you've been down there...'