Would you hire a wet nurse?

[RainbowDrop_x]

Funny how the practise of wetnursing (for thousands of years) is disgusting, yet powdered milk (for what - 70 years?) is not...

Im not too sure how to take this one! I can't work out whether it was implied that formula feeding is disgusting or what.. but anyway...

I personally wouldn't hire a wet nurse, and I don't really think money should be made from it either.
My Gran had two stillborn children and she was advised to breastfeed other peoples babies as a form of therapy in a way. She loved doing it and still talks about it now. She felt that the babies were never hers and they never will be, she was just doing them a favour, as such. It's such a nice thing to do but I couldn't imagine Jake feeding from another lady. I don't find it disgusting or anything, just see at he's my child therefore I will feed him (I FF by the way!) xx

like I said a few posts after the quoted post, I was referring to an earlier post.
And it wasn't meant in the manner you think. I should just ignore these type of threads in the future :/

Please don't. Pull up a pew - what would you like, a breastmilk muffin or some semen sandwiches?
xx

Don't forget the boogey buns and phlegm pizzas

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

Or a cyst ridden chicken burger?

 

[smokey]

semen has a very distinct taste. I would have been able to tell it was in my bigmac.

You would prob think there was something not quite right with your burger like the meat was off or something but i don't think you would be able to pick out semen taste in a burger. Its not something you would expect to find

Especialy not with the amount of salt they put in those burgers.
Not that I have any idea what seman tastes like

 

[MissBroody]

semen has a very distinct taste. I would have been able to tell it was in my bigmac.

You would prob think there was something not quite right with your burger like the meat was off or something but i don't think you would be able to pick out semen taste in a burger. Its not something you would expect to find

Especialy not with the amount of salt they put in those burgers.
Not that I have any idea what seman tastes like

LOL! I can't believe I'm even saying this, but it is salty, isn't it? I'm not a fan of the taste it has to be said! I wouldn't fancy it on my burger anyway

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

Me neither, I announced at work the other day that I thought a particular cleaning product smelt of semen, got some odd looks

 

[twinklestar]

Or a cyst ridden chicken burger?

that made me gag

while im here...any rainbows needed????

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

Oh no rainbows needed here. Sick buckets perhaps.

 

[MissBroody]

Which cleaning product was that (lol) ? I can't believe something so salty smelly and ew ew ew was the beginning of our perfect LOs

 

[bluebaby]

semen has a very distinct taste. I would have been able to tell it was in my bigmac.

You would prob think there was something not quite right with your burger like the meat was off or something but i don't think you would be able to pick out semen taste in a burger. Its not something you would expect to find

Especialy not with the amount of salt they put in those burgers.
Not that I have any idea what seman tastes like

Exactly, their meat doesn't exactly taste like meat so you'd never know!
I wouldn't know about the second part either

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

 

[bluebaby]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

Are you off to bed for a semen sandwich

I'm def not going to be able to eat my lunch tomorrow

 

[smokey]

semen has a very distinct taste. I would have been able to tell it was in my bigmac.

You would prob think there was something not quite right with your burger like the meat was off or something but i don't think you would be able to pick out semen taste in a burger. Its not something you would expect to find

Especialy not with the amount of salt they put in those burgers.
Not that I have any idea what seman tastes like

Exactly, their meat doesn't exactly taste like meat so you'd never know!
I wouldn't know about the second part either

now I know why it took 8 years, I stupidly believed hubby thats how it was done

 

[polo_princess]

Me neither, I announced at work the other day that I thought a particular cleaning product smelt of semen, got some odd looks

OMG not you too i thought i was the only one

 

[bluebaby]

semen has a very distinct taste. I would have been able to tell it was in my bigmac.

You would prob think there was something not quite right with your burger like the meat was off or something but i don't think you would be able to pick out semen taste in a burger. Its not something you would expect to find

Especialy not with the amount of salt they put in those burgers.
Not that I have any idea what seman tastes like

Exactly, their meat doesn't exactly taste like meat so you'd never know!
I wouldn't know about the second part either

now I know why it took 8 years, I stupidly believed hubby thats how it was done

Men!!!! Why do they all love it so much

 

[jenny82]

This is my 2nd attempt at writing thus as my OH came up behind me the first time and said 'why the hell are you typing semen sandwich...'

sorry - didn't see the way the thread had progressed. Was out boogying with my
mother to dreamcoats and petticoats

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

Are you off to bed for a semen sandwich

I'm def not going to be able to eat my lunch tomorrow

OH should be so lucky....I'm on a diet

 

[bluebaby]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

Are you off to bed for a semen sandwich

I'm def not going to be able to eat my lunch tomorrow

OH should be so lucky....I'm on a diet

Me too Nil by mouth

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

Are you off to bed for a semen sandwich

I'm def not going to be able to eat my lunch tomorrow

OH should be so lucky....I'm on a diet

Me too Nil by mouth

EXACTLY

 

[MissBroody]

You lot on here are a bad influence on me!!! I was so innocent intill I joined this forum. Now I'm all semen sandwich's and "Isn't it salty"

I'm off to bed I think.. I'm a good girl!!!!!

Are you off to bed for a semen sandwich

I'm def not going to be able to eat my lunch tomorrow

OH should be so lucky....I'm on a diet

Ah yes! There's not just all the saltiness - its high in calories too! oo err, definitely a no no for tomorrows lunch then, im watching my waistline!

Jenny82 - how on earth did you explain THAT to OH?!!

 

[aliss]

Well this has taken a turn!

Does anyone remember this Simpsons episode? I think it applies.

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