Cautiously 'here' ! *2boys4girlsAllhereAllhealthyWedidit!!!!*

[mommydelux]

I've just bought a Kiaat dinning room set - a 6 seater. OMG - it was expensive - but so worth it, at least i think so. solid wood furniture has always drawn me. and this set has all the woods natural grain in it. went to buy some diapers yesterday - but came home with a tongue, gammon and corned meat combo pack instead...

 

[Smiler79]

Hi smudge no facebook request from you!!! What is your name on face book and I will look for you!

 

[Smudgelicious]

kjdsfh

 

[mommydelux]

smudge - i'd probably come back with some tuppaware and new casserole dishes at the rate i'm going.

ANYWAY - had an OB appointment yesterday. the olive was SUPER active. Doctor reckons olives theme song is "I want to break free". was HILARIOUS, he started singing it and we all burst out laughing. anyway - he says olive weighs in at a wopping 1.2kgs (2.6lbs) says at 27 weeks gestation that's big. My due date is still 5 Feb BUT he says that by the looks of things and taking my history into account olive could come as early as Jan 28 . says labour should be shorter than the first one - which was 8 hours long. Pre-ecplampsia shouldn't rear its ugly head as it's more common in first pregnancies. Olive has turned head down from breech last appointment - woo hoo - so we're on for natural birth if it stays put at next appointment. And i now weigh 64.4kgs(141lbs).

So i'm working from home from 15 Jan and until official maternity leave kicks in on 1 Feb. all in all a very confusing appointment.

 

[VGibs]

Oh mommydeux thats my duedate! I had a dream last night that my midwife yelled at me when I was in labor because I kept checking my BNB and updating you guys! hahaha Mind you this is also the same dream where I was best friends with Snooki from the Jersey Shore show on Mtv....ya tyhe dreams are getting weirder for sure!

 

[mommydelux]

I reckon we're all going to pop within a week of each other!
V - i hear with the weird dreams... next to the insomnia it's probably the most vivid prego symptom.
Most embarrassing yesterday - i lifted my top for the my belly to be exposed so OB could apply gel and scan - AND i had a whole loafs with of crumbs come tumbling down my belly ... everything finds a way down there!!

 

[mommydelux]

and so .... i think i've had the weirdest dream to date!!
I dreamt i was a lesbian - OMG - very graphic and explicit dream. needless to say OH got some unsolicited loving this morning before work. and now - now i feel TOTALLY embarrassed! WTF?

 

[Smudgelicious]

At the risk of sounding like a total perve...haven't you had one of those dreams before ?? I've had some unbelievably VIVID dreams, some where I can't really look at myself in the mirror in the morning because I'm ashamed of what my mind got up to !!

Have any of you seen Teen Mom ? It's a show on MTV here in the States, don't know if it plays anywhere else. Anyway, it's a reality show with 4 girls who had babies at 16. One of the fathers is a total jerk named Ryan. I mean, this guy is serious scum - just an asshole. But in my dream, 2 nights ago ...HE was my dream man and it was GRAAAAAAAPPPPPPHHHHHHHIIIIIICCCCC !

V and Smiler: Love being able to put names to faces on Facebook !

 

[mommydelux]

Smudge - i've had some very explicit dreams lately- that result in me climaxing in my sleep - but this one last night/early hours of this morning - was so extremely explicit - like PG25. OH mentioned i was moaning in my sleep!!

 

[Smudgelicious]

Oooohhh, i wonder if I've ever moaned ? My husband sleeps like he's in a coma when he's here, so I doubt he'd hear me..... but yes, I have had those dreams too ! And then I wake up and it takes a few seconds to realise I'm back in reality.

Truthfully, i'm going to miss my porno dreams once baby is born..

 

[mommydelux]

smudge - i'm sure there are more closet pregnant porno dreamers out there.

 

[KitKatBit]

I'm jealous - I want some too!! I'm not even having baby-related dreams like I did with my first preg. None at all!!

 

[mommydelux]

Kit - be careful what you wish for.....i promise you, it's a whole new meaning to embarassing!

 

[VGibs]

HAHAHAHAHA Ryan is a douche bag but he is pretty darn yummy! I keep having perv dreams too....and my OH is getting some very nice wake up calls! hahahaha

 

[KitKatBit]

I think my libido has gone on holiday, hence the lack of hot dreams I guess. OH doesn't seem too bothered though, which I'm trying to see as a good thing!!

 

[mommydelux]

The things pornstars are made of!!

If it's any consolation Kit - my libido has also gone on holiday. I'm too tired and uncomfy to actually be randy when i'm awake. So i think subconsciously i'm making up for it in my dreams!! OH also doesn't seem to be too bothered by my lack thereof ... he just lays and patiently waits until I initiate - Bless his soul!

I actually can't wait for LO to come - so i can have my body back and I can resume activities with OH . I LOVE red meat, wine and shagging - and all 3 those have taken a back seat during pregnancy. so where i can forego the red meat and the wine for a while - I do miss our little illicit sessions.

 

[mommydelux]

ladies - at how many weeks do we pack our "bag"?

 

[KitKatBit]

at "I LOVE red meat, wine and shagging" MommyD - classic quote!!! I miss dry white wine, various cheeses and my normal body!

I haven't really thought much about my hospital bag yet tbh. I might wait until 35 weeks or so I think. I haven't even washed all Button's clothes etc yet or anything. OH is papering the nursery tomorrow, so I can start sorting it all out next week

 

[VGibs]

Im still eating red meat...are we not supposed to be???? I started putting little things in my hospital bag. Like my nursing nightgown and my stow away toothbrush. More so I can keep track of it while we move more then anything. And because I love having that bag around. Its a patent leather Betsy Johnson number,with a red leather rose attached to the side of it, it's beautiful, I LOVE my stow away bag!

 

[Smudgelicious]

I pack my hospital bag the night before ! Because I'm having a planned caesarean, I'll know the exact date (usually sometime in the 38th week). I hope I find out at next weeks docs appt. So I only have about 10 weeks to go

It's no secret that I miss In my darker moments, I think about not breastfeeding or pumping a lot, just so I can have more than a taste. I haven't had any in the whole pregnancy, because I want a decent drink not a thimbleful ! Such a sad wino.... I love Sauvignon Blanc the best, a cold dry-ish, crisp white.... And, yeah, I just want to liquor up and shag properly!
My husband is away yet again.....so he's missing being molested by a whale.

Hows this for a mental, hormonal moment ? My car has had the engine light on for at least a week. I finally took it to my local garage this morning, after being told to come today as early as possible. I walk in, the guy says 'nup, we're full up, can't help sorry lady, you need to be here earlier' I said 'but I CAN'T ! My husband is deployed, I have to get my kids to school, I cannot get here earlier !' He just walked away. So I walked back to my car, got in and burst into tears. I drove around the corner, parked and sat there sobbing like a baby. I was just crushed, I felt so overwhelmed and miserable and hopeless.....jsut because of my stupid car !

Its ok though, I rang the dealer and they took it straight away and gave me a rental. Actually couldnt' have worked out better ! But what a mess I was this morning - stupid hormones.