LOL up the butt yuck doesn't happen here either, my friend has a tatoo that says "exit only" on her cheeck LOL I have tried the cock ring and it just doesn't do it for me, didn't ask DH but he hasn't wanted to use it again so guess not.
Yellow roses, planted one right before my Mom passed away and OMG it has blumed 6 buds this year! WOOP!
I wouldn't necessarily not work, but I would probably do more charity and not collect a check. I hate sitting around all the time, even though I would love to now!
What did you want to be when you were younger?