An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman set up a furniture removal company. One day they spent over two hours trying to move a wardrobe which was wedged in a narrow stairway. 'It's no use,' said The Englishman to The Scotsman, 'we'll never get it upstairs,' 'Upstairs?' said The Irishman, 'I thought we were trying to get it downstairs.' An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman arrived at a railway station in a state of inebriation just as The train was about to leave. A helpful porter managed to get The Englishman and The Scotsman aboard as The train pulled out. Then he turned to The Irishman and said, 'I'm sorry sir that I couldn't get you aboard The train.' 'My friends will be sorry too,' said The Irishman, 'they just came to see me off.'