Famous Labor Quotes

[nicholatmn]

I cant remember what I said except 'I can see 3 of everything' - high on g&a.
Infact I was so high on g&a that I fell asleep between contractions - and snored apparently!

Were you rested enough to push?!

 

[sleepinbeauty]

I cant remember what I said except 'I can see 3 of everything' - high on g&a.
Infact I was so high on g&a that I fell asleep between contractions - and snored apparently!

Were you rested enough to push?!

I hope so! lol

Thanks for more quotes ladies! Hilarious as usual.

 

[baby.moo]

I haven't had my baby yet but my favorite labor quote from a movie (Knocked Up) is when she doesn't have time for the epidural so she delivers naturally and when she is half way done pushing the baby out she screams "OMG I FEEL EVERYTHING!" I think thats going to be me lol

 

[katekatekate]

I cant remember what I said except 'I can see 3 of everything' - high on g&a.
Infact I was so high on g&a that I fell asleep between contractions - and snored apparently!

Were you rested enough to push?!

I hope so! lol

Thanks for more quotes ladies! Hilarious as usual.

I never got the urge to push. Ever. I had to push unnaturally (I imagined doing a poo tbh) and they pulled her out at the same time with forceps. Apparently it baby isnt on the right nerves you dont get the urge. Im trying to google it now but nothing's coming up.

I wasnt on anything other than g&a either.

 

[lunarsea]

I'll be delivering soon (if I don't go overduee) and I'm almost 200% sure I will say something ridiculous, so I'll be looking for this thread after I deliverr

 

[sleepinbeauty]

I cant remember what I said except 'I can see 3 of everything' - high on g&a.
Infact I was so high on g&a that I fell asleep between contractions - and snored apparently!

Were you rested enough to push?!

I hope so! lol

Thanks for more quotes ladies! Hilarious as usual.

I never got the urge to push. Ever. I had to push unnaturally (I imagined doing a poo tbh) and they pulled her out at the same time with forceps. Apparently it baby isnt on the right nerves you dont get the urge. Im trying to google it now but nothing's coming up.

I wasnt on anything other than g&a either.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've always been taught that it was the pressure on the cervix that caused contractions. I don't know so much about the urge to push though. I'll help you look...

 

[sleepinbeauty]

Some women will feel what is called an urge to push. This is generally caused by the baby pressed onto the Ferguson Plexus of nerves, creating Ferguson's reflex, the urge to push.

You might have an overwhelming urge to push where you can't do much else. You might have a so-so urge to push where it could go either way for you. And occasionally some women will never feel the urge to push.

https://pregnancy.about.com/cs/laborbasics/a/pushing.htm

 

[JellyBeann]

I'm not a teen, but thought I'd share mine anyhoo...

As I was sucking on G&A..."OW OW OW OW...Is that Blitzy?" I was looking out the window into the car park and saw my friend's car go past!

"Ooooooh, my lips feel like sausages!"

"I f***ing love this watch" (I was using my mums watch to time my contractions from 8pm the previous night, and was still doing it at 12pm the next day, while in established labour lol

"It's coooooomiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!"

"You can do the next one" to my OH

My OH "It's almost out"
Me "Really...can you see it's face?"
OH "No, but we can see the head"
Me Well, where's it's face?"

Me: "I can't do it anymoooree!..."
MW & OH "yes you can, you're doing so well!"
Me: "I can't...pull it out by it's nose"
MW: "We can't see the nose"
Me: "Well, it's ears then!!"

And...during Labour, in the pool
Me to OH: "I HATE you! (pause) I love you!"

 

[leoniebabey]

at where's it's face! and the nose & ears bit

omg there sooo funny!!

x

 

[kimbobaloobob]

pmsl, loved them ones, specially the ears one. when im in labour with the next one all i will be thinking of is some of these quotes

 

[AyaChan]

I'm not a teen, but thought I'd share mine anyhoo...

As I was sucking on G&A..."OW OW OW OW...Is that Blitzy?" I was looking out the window into the car park and saw my friend's car go past!

"Ooooooh, my lips feel like sausages!"

"I f***ing love this watch" (I was using my mums watch to time my contractions from 8pm the previous night, and was still doing it at 12pm the next day, while in established labour lol

"It's coooooomiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!"

"You can do the next one" to my OH

My OH "It's almost out"
Me "Really...can you see it's face?"
OH "No, but we can see the head"
Me Well, where's it's face?"

Me: "I can't do it anymoooree!..."
MW & OH "yes you can, you're doing so well!"
Me: "I can't...pull it out by it's nose"
MW: "We can't see the nose"
Me: "Well, it's ears then!!"

And...during Labour, in the pool
Me to OH: "I HATE you! (pause) I love you!"

 

[~RedLily~]

bump for the new mums

 

[leoniebabey]

i dont think i have any funny ones tbh
i just kept saying ohhh god ohh god ohhh god
and 'i feel like i need a poo, so if i do ive already warned you'
'i feel like im weeing' .. well maby u are 'no no its my waters, nan did u feel like that'
i dont recall saying anything else till i said whyyy wont he come out just pull him out please

 

[Akira]

Oh god, this beings back memories!

To my OH (high on G&A) - "I'm a SPACE MONKEY!"
To my Sister - "Are you one of my space cadets?"


And to the room full of consultants who barreled in as LO was tachycardic..........."Having fun looking at my twat?" LOL oops

 

[kimbobaloobob]

how feminine pmsl

 

[Luke's_mummy]

I was high off g&a and told my OH that i was seeing in splitscreen! lol

 

[Jayde1991]

i said and done alot of funny stuff when i was in labor
1. "I wish you was a seahorse"(to my OH cos male seahorses give birth lol)
I was on the toilet and my water broke and i said "It's raining" and my Oh came upstairs and said "its not raining in sunny" i said "not outside the window inside me" and "she's going to fall out into the toilet" and "but she cant swim"
3. "how many hands does she have?"
4. "the tree is trying to attack me" (i really cant remember why i said that)
and i have loads more lol

 

[lily123]

I kept fairly quiet during the labour, but when it came to pushing, i really let rip

"If you try to do an episiotomy on me, i will kick you in the face" - to the midwife.

"Did i just poop?! Seriously, i really need to know if i did or not!" - to the midwife (i didn't poop btw!)

"I like this gas and air, it makes me feel like i'm Harry Potter!" - to my Mum.

"You may as well just sew it shut, there's no way i'm ever having sex again!" - to the midwife as they were stitching me up!

x

 

[supriseBump_x]

I was on the birthing ball trying to turn him as he'd turned back to back, Singing: ''This Way, That Way, Forwards & Backwards, Over The Irish Seaa ''

Also i turned round to my who i thought was my mum and hold her i really didnt like the asian paediatrician... truns out it wasnt my mum, it was the asian paediatrician Oops Dont think he was to impressed

 

[haley09]

when i was pushing i yelled at my OH and said he wasn't holding my leg right ( and i had an epidural so i couldnt even feel my legs) and i forget what he said to me but i was like I'm sorry in such a cute, little voice

then at my Mom.
I yelled at her for not holding my head up when i needed to push and when she shoved it up i was like thank you mommy.

then at my MIL.
my mom and OH were watching the baby's head crown and what not and them plus the doctors were like OMG we can see her head keep pushing and my MIL didn't want to look down there at all out of respect for me but i didnt believe anyone because i was pushing for over 3 bloody hours so i say to her 'YOU MIHGT AS WELL LOOK AT MY VAGINA BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS IN THIS ROOM AND TELL ME THE TRUTH IF YOU CAN SEE MY DAMN DAUGHTERS HEAD BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO GIVE UP BECAUSE IM SO TIRED!!"