What's the definition of disgusting?
A dwarf telling you your hair smells nice!
(Now awaiting the backlash lol)
Have you ever seen That Peter Kay Thing?
V xxx
What's the definition of disgusting?
A dwarf telling you your hair smells nice!
(Now awaiting the backlash lol)
Why would you repost it v2007? I obviously deleted it if it caused offense?
I have put in a spoiler and I have told people what it is and people wanna see what the joke is.
V xx
Why not PM them it instead of putting it back onto the thread where it could offend more people like yourself?
THE STATUE
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
Harveysmum you said it was over the line and V2007 you said it was abit OTT for this forum...
What's the definition of disgusting?
A dwarf telling you your hair smells nice!
(Now awaiting the backlash lol)
Have you ever seen That Peter Kay Thing?
V xxx
Harveysmum you said it was over the line and V2007 you said it was abit OTT for this forum...
Harveysmum you said it was over the line and V2007 you said it was abit OTT for this forum...
THE STATUE
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
What's the definition of disgusting?
A dwarf telling you your hair smells nice!
(Now awaiting the backlash lol)
Have you ever seen That Peter Kay Thing?
V xxx
I've not really seen any Peter Kay shows for years, really need to get my hands on some of his material x