let me explain my day.
the kids woke up early
rhys wanted a yoghurt, opened it, he didnt want it
then he wanted a boiled egg, cooked him and me some eggs, he wanted the shell off his so mine went cold
meanwhile ffion is screaming because i put her in her jumperoo
then i go to eat my eggs, rhys got pissed off and threw a salt shaker at me which fell open an covered my toast with salt
then rhys decides he doesnt want to wear his clothes and strips off just in time to run to the door butt naked whilst i answer the door to a courier.
then ffion wants to hold her bottle by herself and screams when she drops in on her nose
then rhys throws a fit because he wants to put his shoes on, i wont let him so he pees on the floor on purpose
then he pushes ffion off the couch
then ffion goes to bed and i come back down to find rhys eating some chocolates that i was hiding from him
another huge screaming fit
i make myself some lunch and just as i put my soup in the microwave ffion starts crying, so i quickly make myself a sandwhich, go to take my soup out the micro, forgot the dish was hot coz i was rushing, dropped the bowl all over the plate with my sandwhich on it, so soup went everywhere burning my hand
whislt my neighbours bang on my wall to tell me that ffion is crying (they do this ALL the time)
so i quickly mop up the mess and throw my soppy sandwhich in the bin, run upstairs..
and ffion has fallen back asleep.