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My friend just emailed me this:
"A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the
hole in it.
He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavor. The children began
to say:
'Red............cherry,' '
Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green...........lime,
' Orange..........orange.'
Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes !!' "
"A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the
hole in it.
He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavor. The children began
to say:
'Red............cherry,' '
Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green...........lime,
' Orange..........orange.'
Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes !!' "
