jess1983
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Okay My daughter is looking at me like I am crazy because I have been laughing out loud reading this thread.
Well here it goes. I had only been at the hospital 2 hours and the nurse had just checked me and I was a 5 and feeling great. About 15 minutes later, I started feeling really bad and screaming that I needed to push. I was really upset and screaming at everyone the nurse finally came in and said that it hadn't been long enough and she wasn't going to check me. I guess I looked at my husband right in front of her and said "This nurse is the stupidest b**** ever". Well I guess she looked horrified and decided to check me and my water exploded on her arm and I looked at my husband and said she deserved that (oops). She said I was a ten and the baby was coming out, but she told me not to push because my midwife wasn't there. so I was screaming " How am I not supposed to push" and my midwife walks in. Well I pushed once and her head popped out and I started screaming to my midwife "PUT HER BACK IN" It hurts so bad please just put her back in. Well obviously she didn't but my husband still laughs about it every time he thinks about it.
Well here it goes. I had only been at the hospital 2 hours and the nurse had just checked me and I was a 5 and feeling great. About 15 minutes later, I started feeling really bad and screaming that I needed to push. I was really upset and screaming at everyone the nurse finally came in and said that it hadn't been long enough and she wasn't going to check me. I guess I looked at my husband right in front of her and said "This nurse is the stupidest b**** ever". Well I guess she looked horrified and decided to check me and my water exploded on her arm and I looked at my husband and said she deserved that (oops). She said I was a ten and the baby was coming out, but she told me not to push because my midwife wasn't there. so I was screaming " How am I not supposed to push" and my midwife walks in. Well I pushed once and her head popped out and I started screaming to my midwife "PUT HER BACK IN" It hurts so bad please just put her back in. Well obviously she didn't but my husband still laughs about it every time he thinks about it.