GAME - The World's Worst HV

[Mrs Muffin]

Let's play a game!

Person 1 will ask for advice on something
Person 2 will be the "World's worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of their own to be answered
Person 3 will reply as the "Worlds worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of thier own to be answered and so on...

So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do? (Don't forget to leave a question of your own after).



I can't take credit for this, saw this thread on Bounty forum. Btw my hvs have been nothing but lovely and helpful, I'm not hv bashing!

 

[lalitas charm]

So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do?

trying using a cork............


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[emilyjade]

blind fold her

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[gills8752]

kick all the cats you see out of your lo's view

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[OmarsMum]

blind fold her

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[aimee-lou]

Cut off his feet!

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[sophie c]

put glue on his gums to stop the teeth coming through!

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[dizzyisacow]

buy some pegs!

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[Angel21]

Put a bit of perfume in her bottle.

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[Babybug]

Buy a motorbike and carry him in a sling

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[Katieeeee]

Buy a motorbike and carry him in a sling

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[dizzyisacow]

put a dress on him

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[Aneesa_09]

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[Katieeeee]

put a dress on him

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hahaha!

 

[xerinx]

Give him a beer everytime before you go out, he'll go straight to sleep

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Make him a boogie pie

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[Mrs Muffin]

Make him a boogie pie

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Poke him in the eyes until it hurts, that'll close them.

I'm scared to cut my boy's fingernails, any tips?

 

[sobersadie]

I'm scared to cut my boy's fingernails, any tips?[/QUOTE]

Let them grow and get him a french manicure

My wee girl is super nosy and has to see everything - what shuld i do?

 

[juliespencer9]

I'm scared to cut my boy's fingernails, any tips?

Let them grow and get him a french manicure

My wee girl is super nosy and has to see everything - what shuld i do?[/QUOTE]

Put a bag over her head when you go out!

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[eldar]

enroll him in an all girls school

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[leighbaby]

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