GAME - The World's Worst HV

[sweetlullaby]

take him to a comedy show.


what do i do when he gets a sticky eye?

Let his eyes seal over then it'll be like he's constantly sleeping

I need advice my baby keeps sticking his fingers in his mouth alongside the bottle.

 

[gills8752]

Tie his arms to his chest and wrap him in cling film ( added bonus - wipe clean baby)

My daughter has a spot on her cheek I want to squeeze...

 

[Abigailly]

Tie his arms to his chest and wrap him in cling film ( added bonus - wipe clean baby)

My daughter has a spot on her cheek I want to squeeze...

Squeeze it and measure how far the puss goes. You could make a game of it?

My daughter hates tummy time, what can I do?

 

[sweetlullaby]

Tie his arms to his chest and wrap him in cling film ( added bonus - wipe clean baby)

My daughter has a spot on her cheek I want to squeeze...

Squeeze it and measure how far the puss goes. You could make a game of it?

My daughter hates tummy time, what can I do?

Put parcel tape over her mouth so she cant cry and parcel tape her to the floor on her tummy. Problem solved

My baby wont smile for photo's...what should I do

(i wanted another go this is too funny )

 

[Scally]

use someone elses baby that does! heehee!

my baby is drooling loads, what can i do?

 

[leighbaby]

get a st bernard dog, then your baby's drool wont seem so excessive


how long shall i wind my baby for?

 

[Kit]

get a st bernard dog, then your baby's drool wont seem so excessive


how long shall i wind my baby for?

Just wind him up and let him go - but make sure the key doesn't break....

I don't have a stairgate yet and my baby is crawling - is this OK?

 

[HanKi x]

leave him on the stairs and see what happens lol


my baby dont like getting her nose wiped what to do

 

[eeyore007]

Don't bother - let the nose dribble into her mouth and get eaten!

My baby won't take a bottle, what should I do?

 

[honey08]

Don't bother - let the nose dribble into her mouth and get eaten!

My baby won't take a bottle, what should I do?

give her a grown up cup and let her figure it out !! lol or simply dont feed her bottles


my babies finger nails grow far to fast.....wot shud i do ?

 

[Stilletto_Sam]

my babies finger nails grow far to fast.....wot shud i do ?

Hold off till she has teeth then teach her to bite them off.


My baby has an awful red rash all over her face. What can I do?

 

[OmarsMum]

My baby has an awful red rash all over her face. What can I do?

Use a concealer.

My baby loves to watch TV what should I do?

 

[OmarsMum]

My baby has an awful red rash all over her face. What can I do?

Use a concealer with some make up on.

My baby loves to watch TV what should I do?

 

[soootired]

My baby loves to watch TV what should I do?

Make sure they get into programmes that you like, not iggle piggle!

My baby has a cold what should i do?

 

[MrsBandEgglet]

Take him for a spa and sauna day, let him sweat it out

My baby keeps biting my nipple while feeding, what do I do?

 

[Naya69]

smear your boobie with lemon juice before feeding he wont want to bite then

my lo is always trying to break free from my hand and when he does he runs away so fast what do i do?

 

[samface182]

superglue his hand to yours

i hate cleaning my cats litter tray out!

 

[Tessa]

eat it instead

the neighbors dog barks all the time!

 

[Butterfly2]

shoot it

My niece wont stop screaming whenever anyone looks at her, what should i do?

 

[Tessa]

blindfold her

My skin is so dry, what should I do?