GAME - The World's Worst HV

[Butterfly2]

chuck a bucket of water over you, then youll be wet not dry

my hair straightenrs are broken and i cant afford any what can i do?

 

[amandad192]

my hair straightenrs are broken and i cant afford any what can i do?

Steal a baby in you local asda and sell them to fund your hair straighteners.

I dropped my baby down the stairs and it's friday night at 10pm!!! His head is pouring with blood. Should I take him to A&E or wait until monday, phone my GP and make an appointment for 3 weeks time because it would be the soonest they'll be able to see me?

 

[TereMD]

your baby is fine, stop being such a worrier and go to sleep.

My baby is 5 months and still wakes at night for food. What should I do?

 

[excitedmumtob]

Leave him to it - he'll go back to sleep @ some point.

ive got a spray tan and look orange, what can i do?

 

[Nut_Shake]

Leave him to it - he'll go back to sleep @ some point.

ive got a spray tan and look orange, what can i do?

Just get another couple of layers of spray tan done; 'dark orange' skin is all the rage right now.

I found £5000 in a envelope on the pavement, what shall i do with it??

 

[lu-is]

Leave him to it - he'll go back to sleep @ some point.

ive got a spray tan and look orange, what can i do?

Just get another couple of layers of spray tan done; 'dark orange' skin is all the rage right now.

I found £5000 in a envelope on the pavement, what shall i do with it??

Take some lighter fluid, match, and light that envelope on fire.. to make it more fun, place it one someone's front porch before lighting.

My bathtub faucet keeps dripping, what should I do?

 

[Nut_Shake]

Stick your toe in the hole to stop the leaking and just leave it there.

My hand's numb and has turned kinda green, what should i do??

 

[excitedmumtob]

put it in a bucket of ice to make it more numb - then it'd probably turn a nice shade of blue.

my fish is swimming backwards, what should i do?

 

[LoveAmorAi]

Throw him in the air, he may fly forward.

The internet is distracting me from my homework, what should I do?