General chatter while we wait (and commentary on the "pull out method")

[campn]

Ladies just home now. We went to putt putt golf with the inlaws and it was DS's first time and he totally loved it! Swung by the grocery store on the way home and I shouldn't have went shopping while hungry! I bought all food in sight! I was craving so many things at once so as soon as we got home I shoved VERY weird snacks in, chicken? Ok. Macadamia bites? Maybe. Boston cream cupcake? Probably. I did share all with DS though so it's not horribly awful but... That baby has got an appetite!

 

[DobbyForever]

Awww glad DS had a good time and lol at the pregnancy cravings/ shopping while hungry.

I'm seriously considering quitting my job. Or at least looking into changing districts. Idk though. The top tiers around here are so interconnected that if I leave I might honestly just have to look at a new career path.

 

[DobbyForever]

J, were these the period panties you were talking about the other day?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmajo...billion-feminine-hygiene-market/#f21c2e46b78b

 

[campn]

Dobby- Why do you wanna quit hun!?

 

[TexasRider]

I feel your pain Dobs. I'm in education too and have been for 8 years. Basically since I don't pay social security I pay into a teacher retirement account and im too far in to go back to the regular workforce cause then I will lose my retirement money and I have missed out on 8 years of a different retirement. My gross after insurance was a pitiful $23,000. Our town is pretty small but we have 6 school districts in about a 30 mile radius. And they all pay around the same... Our insurance cost is outrageous.

 

[DobbyForever]

Honestly, my boss made some beaucoup illegal comments and there is nothing I can do about it. I love teaching, I love my coworkers, but the idea of faking a smile with her until I get tenure and can switch schools is absolutely revolting.

Tex, there are lots of school districts but I work in one that pays really well. Finding another job would be easy, but I'd take a 50% pay cut and with SO not living here atm I wouldn't be able to afford my mortgage.

 

[JLM73]

Anyone ever seen that show "strange sex"

OMG yesssss! This is the guy that CREEPED me out...I guarantee he progresses to serial killer, trying to keep a mummified real woman
He calls them his wife! and YES they have full anatomy! Think he paid mega bucks for them from Japan(freak central)

LOL The vag won't stay permanently stretched otherwise NONE of us who have had a vag delivery would EVER get again lol.

It's like anal stuff ( NOT a fan eww) Basically it takes lube and relaxation.
If any have tried the backdoor experience, you know the muscles spasm at first, but stop after a couple seconds.
WHY any man in the world is turned on by girls PUSHING OUT their inner rectum and/or vag after fisting ( YES they do it at the end of alot of these) OMG disgusting
NO I don't wanna Pee on you, let you watch me poop, be fisted etc!
Men are total pervs- or there wouldn't even BE porn out there for this stuff gah.

 

[DobbyForever]

Lol women are gross, too. We're just more discreet about it hahaha. Why would you want a mummy in your house? Nasty. I feel like they would smell either like death or embalming fluid. Neither sounds pleasant. Does he do the dirty with them? Cuz that seems unsanitary

 

[campn]

Well that got weird fast!

Dobby- If you like your job don't let your boss make you quit! I just can't let others win like that if your job is generally good and it's just your boss maybe there's more reasons to stay? Your students sound like they're obsessed with you!

I'm watching Mortal Kombat in bed. I used to play that game on the computer all the time in middle school. That explains so much now!

 

[JLM73]

Dobaliscious I am in no way attracted to women, but you are lookin quite Boobalicious

CampnI have been in junkfood overdrive after being bummed about my first scratched out cycle in 14 months!
Mom was bitchy about me using the car the other day so my pastry order of 45 mini Portuguese tarts sat here instead of in the display at the cafe
Guess who ate 40 of the 45
Now I got bored and made an Orange Supreme Layer cake for no particular reason...will probably end up eat MOST of that since mom cuts miniscule slices, and both sons won't eat cake sigh
I have always ALWAYS managed to pull thru and get a cup of man juice as a hail Mary for 14 cycles....fumble this time.
New Plan=Mission Trollop
I am TOTALLY gonna do the one thing I have avoided...gonna use more than one donor 2/15-16 They really need a smiley holding a cup
I am trying to set up with Hot ex co-worker guy, and 1 new donor.
I hate to possibly have A Maury Povich DNA guessing moment
but it really won't matter as they won't be co-parenting.
I always keep a :sample: from my donor, and there is a local lab that will test the samples against baby later and let me know for sure.
It cost $300- but it's worth it to me.

 

[JLM73]

J, were these the period panties you were talking about the other day?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmajo...billion-feminine-hygiene-market/#f21c2e46b78b

Not me, I've never heard of these...I get the idea, but what's better other than no bulky pad? Is this like you just "go with the flow" lol and basically LEAK in your panties??
If so mega awkward for work! You'd have to take extra pairs in your purse??

 

[JLM73]

Lol women are gross, too. We're just more discreet about it hahaha. Why would you want a mummy in your house? Nasty. I feel like they would smell either like death or embalming fluid. Neither sounds pleasant. Does he do the dirty with them? Cuz that seems unsanitary

Yup he said "we have a normal sexual relationship, just like any other married couple"
Dude is off the rails

Sorry about your boss Dobs- is there any way that you can report your boss anonymously?

 

[JLM73]

Campn when the food craving comes knocking...
FINISH HIM!!
I used to love watching people play that game.
My son was going on and on one day about this kid who said he could fight just like the characters in Mortal Kombat.
I looked at my son and said "Well unless he can squat down and shoot a lethal rainbow outta his ass, with the words FATALITY!! echoing from the sky...there's no way he fights as good as the game"

 

[mommyhopeful2]

Hello, feel a bit lost here, but its my first time in the TWW. looking to pass some time and not dwell on the next 12 days...

 

[JLM73]

Hopeful2
Welcome!! you have come in during one of our crazy sex topic times
We talk about ttc,tww, and everything else from food to pets to men family etc!
Pull up a chair and enjoy the ride!

So tell us do you have any kids yet? Married? How long ya been trying...were you trying lol?

 

[JLM73]

ohh: DS just told me his head hurt
So I walk him to the bathroom for some kiddy Motrin. As I'm poring it I hear a splash
He projectile puked green applesauce LOL. sigh
I rush him to the toilet and he says I feel fine
Then he says "Wow...I just never throwed up before!"
he was so amazed...now he's eating Hershey Valentine Kisses

Wondering if it was like me at Starbucks back when they came out with the Green Tea Frappe. Mmmmm omg sooo good...until about halfway thru the cup, I looked at that bright green, and immed felt
No idea why. Took a few months before I ordered it again- but DEF not the Venti cup lol

 

[campn]

Oh J you've made me more hungry! Those treats sounds so so good! I really don't want to gain a crazy amount of weight this time as I'm already starting off heavier than I was before my first pregnancy, but it's hard!

Luckily I've been craving salads too!

 

[mommyhopeful2]

I have an amazing 4 year old boy, whom my husband adopted last summer. We got married last march after only dating for 2 weeks. I guess things were just meant to be lol. He is medically retired from the army and I get a stipend to stay at home to help him. I am 23 he is 25. we were actively trying last march and april to no avail as I was just coming off Depo and didnt know about the repercussions as it had been my mother who put me on it many years ago... right about october i started getting AF back regularly. In november i decided i wanted to try to join the Marines, but after a fight a couple weeks ago realized that the Marines was not what was right for me and my family, so after my last AF (about 2 weeks ago) we started TTC again actively... we desperatly want a baby girl next but will be happy either way as we want 5 more kids total so theres plenty of chances. Currently 2dpo and trying desperately not to test... kinda sums it up lol

 

[gigglebox]

That was me about the thinx. If i ever get ahead of my bills, i'll grab a pari and let y'all know

Oh yeah j, those weird humanoid dolls are f'ing freaking. That guy's an odd ball for sure...but my thing is, i feel bad for him and other with weird fetishes. I feel like the fetish chooses you, ya know? It must be hard keeping the really weird or inappropriate ones under wrap.

Dobs sorry about the job situation hope you can find something of similar pay elsewhere.

Hi hope!

 

[gigglebox]

Wow hope, that's a big plan ahead of you! 5 kids! Did you come from a large family?