General chatter while we wait (and commentary on the "pull out method")

[claireybell]

Oh lordness so much to read since over night Lol! Morning all & goodnight all :wave:

OMG are they soft cups???! They're like enourmous?! Im really funny sbout sticking things in my Vag unless its SO have to say though, the 2 humps we had in my fertile window which got me pregggers were both morning sex so i was ontop with my back to him lol! Its comfy & we both like ha ha!

Oh wow J your mum told you that you were ' an accident' how nice!! But sometimes the unplanned pg create the most fabulous people Ive often asked my mum if we were accidents & shes like nope, all planned, not fussed either way really! Your friend who sinks a bottle of wine everynight & then you told your mum HAHA that really cracked me up lol! I miss wine

MrsG were u taking progesterone when you fell
pg last time hun? Def worth taking it again, it will happen for you guys i have good vibes

Hope the inlaw visit goes well Camps, im sure they'll be overjoyed when you guys tell them the fab news next week that your lil man with have a sibling this year

 

[claireybell]

Can't believe I'm the only one in next cycle so far. Hopeful you get something lined up j!

DH is so on board it's crazy. I told him about soft cups and preseed. We agreed soft cups are a bit much but that we should do the preseed. So I'll be ordering tomorrow!!!

I used this when ttc Riley & this one Well, Concieve Plus but its the same stuff, its mega runny & gets everywhere but i def think it helped! I was putting it in me with syringe & then using during sex aswell

 

[gigglebox]

Dobs, i loooove seeing that side of men. I rarely attracted to men, but when I am it's either their sense of humor or them being amazing with little kids. I remember when hubs and i were just dating, we went to a wedding and he was running around with the couple's 3 year old. SO ADORBS.

J...i don't know about that shot glass idea. I mean, i'll be interested to see how your research on it goes...but the soft cups are super flexible for a reason outside of comfort; the flex with the contractions and mivement of the actual vaginal canal. I'd be really afraid of the cup crumpling and creating a sharp edge...how flexible are they?

Also, i too was an accident (pill baby) which doesn't surprise me since they don't surpress my periods and fertility can be heavily genetic. My dad told me i was "a hapoy accident" lmao--softened the blow when i found out haha

Mrs, sometimes i think all these tips and everything are total malarky. And on that note, that internet access isn't always the greatest resource...we get caught up in things like the best way to have sex and forget to just enjoy it for what it is. Well, at least i'm guilty of that. I almost considered avoiding sex the month the chinese gender prediction calendar said "boy" anyway, i've no doubt your time is around the corner. I can't wait to see it happen im really glad hubs is being so charming and supportive. What and awesome hubby!

And pads can go suck it. I hate them. Unfortunately my periods are so heavey, especially day two, that i have to wear them as back up. But i hate them. Actually i was thinking about trying those "thinx" underwear (with a tampon). Supposedly they work...for those of you who don't know, they are underwear that are supposed to REPLACE pads and tampons. Not sure how much liquid they hold...

I'm definitely out this cycle (well, 99% sure), but for the record i'm 1dpo. Had my usual cripling ov' pain yesterday morning, so intense it woke me up. It was kind of upsetting emotionally...like...there goes what could have been my only chance for some time. Oh well.

Oh! J! Did you sell any pirate-y things?

I think i may be doing my first legit art show in march

 

[TexasRider]

I'm in my next cycle I should be gearing up to O this week. So I better get to BDing! Hubby bought his new truck and we had a guy come out to give an estimate about the house renovations. I should hear from him soon.. Hopefully we can at least fix the foundation and do a few small things like install floors etc. But we shall see!

 

[campn]

Jlm- I got my period back when DS was about 10 months and I was surprisingly happy? Just something about having my fertility back made me happy, not like we were planning on trying at all but I just didn't like not having it for some weird reason. Now I get to have a break so that's good!

Have you guys heard about that Zika virus? Should I be alarmed!?

 

[TexasRider]

Campn I have heard of Zika but I thought it was only a real threat if you visit the countries that have outbreaks while pregnant? You have to be bit by an infected mosquito I think...

 

[DobbyForever]

OMG my SO was like on the bright side of not being pregnant anymore, Zika virus blah blah small head baby. I was like stfu too soon dude.

Gigs, why do you think out? Timing/pull out?

J, I have to agreed with Gigs about the sharp edges thing. Be careful

Well took a dollar tree for fun and that was negative so my bizarre two day spotting two day bleeding is just an off period.

 

[DobbyForever]

The only thing I don't get is my breasts are still noticeably big. Even SO and my aunts mentioned they are bigger. Granted the shirt is super low but even before when I wore it to bed they did not look like that.

Can you get a mid 20s growth spurt?

 

[gigglebox]

Lol! I don't know but they're looking good

Yeah, the virus...i don't know, i think it's unusual and freaky, but media also loooves to freak you out on things, so i wouldn't worry about it. It hasn't been confirmed in out country and i think if you're getting pregnant soon, no need to worry about it...unless you've been to brazil recently.

Dobs, back to boobs, i hope there is still a chance i'll get a late 20's growth spurt lol

 

[gigglebox]

And oh yeah, he pulled out. I asked him to....but they when he...spilled a little in the middle, i didn't stop him from proceeding. Then he finished totally, and i requested a round two while he was still in working order so there's that small chance, but i'm not counting on it.

At the start of this thread it was that he finished, then went back in so i could finish....and i think it resulted in a chemical, but now i don't know. Maybe just a faulty frer.

 

[DobbyForever]

Oh and Campn i don't think it is anything to be alarmed about. Ebola status imo let's freak out over something in west Africa that is totes treatable in a developed nation.

Gigs, interested to see how this plays out. It is the namesake of the thread after all

I want my boobs to grow from B to D. Lol not happenin

 

[gigglebox]

Ditto! Well i'd glady take a nice full C. I hate that no matter how much weight i gain (even with this extra 10lbs i gained over the holidays....went to my face and gut. Not cool.) my tits stay the same size

 

[DobbyForever]

Me too! Except ass (not a good way) and gut. . Ugh I want SO to wake up I am bored

 

[campn]

Dobby- You've a very nice physique hun!

Yeah all that fuss about Ebola I never understood. Sometimes the gov likes to distract us

 

[mrs.green2015]

Morning ladies.

CB- yes I was taking progesterone when I fell.

J- I never thought about it breaking but that makes sense.

Dobs- flaunt them why you got them!

So is anyone else super excited about grease live? I just saw another commercial and I can't wait! I love grease. Other than that I have nothing to add. Except I really want to have sex and AF is screwing that up. She's light, then heavy. Then light.

 

[JLM73]

Nope no way to break- unless you ladies are weight lifting with your vajays lol,
The vag muscle can acoomodate VERY large items. Soft cupis the same size- it's flexible because you are to pinch 2 sides together to slide it in sideways, but then have to push it into a capping position over cervix.

But no sharp edged at all, and if your vag muscles are stong enough to shatter a glass ya got issues lol and this is coming from someone who has GREAT kegel workout skills.
I placed them side by side yesterday, and the little cup is actually LESS wide than the soft cup by like a 1/4", but literally same depth.

Oh cmon now ladies- Baby HEADS are about to come thru your Lady tunnels lol. This is no bigger than a small egg
And trust- just look up Fisting online and when you see whole fists AND half of a forearm up in a chicks Vajay? Yea, this cup is only big enough to put 2 FINGERS halfway in lol.
Theres lots of ladies who walk around with interesting things in them as part of their S&M lifestyle lol And for sure these super big sex toys ...yea the vajay is a VERY stretchable thing. I personally witnessed a doc remove a LIGHTBULB from a chick All in one piece lol.
IF i even get a donor lined up- I'll let ya know how it goes. Only needs to be in there for about an hour- no biggy

Oh an Ebola=bad lol So stay outta Africa Nigeria etc
The kinda cure has only worked half the time IF given early and is Mega hell on the body.
I personally don't fancy bleeding from my vajay- so bleeding from all my other orifices is No Bueno

Zika is as she said from mosquitos. Brazil has it bad. Not a prob here but I still put on mosquito repellant early morn or eve- We still have West Nile around

 

[claireybell]

I always thought the vag only really stretched open that much just as birth is imminent due to hormones & secretions etc? I have seen some dodgy porn shit online with bottles, fists & feet lol i just assumed they were complete dogs who are mega stretched because of pure filth & the things they gradually stretch their bits with

 

[DobbyForever]

Lol that's what I thought CB that they just gradually stretched it out over time. Kind of like how people stretch out their anus idk lol. Thank goodness SO is not into the whole weird object thing

 

[gigglebox]

Yeah man, you gotta practice to stretch enough for a fist! That would destroy me...i can't even imagine a foot (really? A foot? I guess i shouldn't be surprised).

Anyone ever seen that show "strange sex"? So crazy the things people get turned on by (and the weird sexual issues). I actually saw an episode on something that pertains to me, POIS (post orgasmic illness syndrome). It's usually in men, and basically you become very sick after orgasming, or depressed, etc. fortunately mine is pretty mild and doesn't happen all the time. It used to happen almost every time--i almost puked from it once. But usually i just felt really nauseated and a bit depressed.

I saw an episode of a guy turned on by balloons. Wtf?

 

[DobbyForever]

I have heard of it but not watched it. I used to get really anxious after the big O but one day I was just fine. Weird. Shrugs. Y'all know what kinky a-typical stuff SO and I are into.

As far as ttc, I told SO to take some time to take care of himself so I shouldn't even see him during my fertile period. I need to figure out some new bc soon