I want a drink!!!!!

[dachsundmom]

OMFG, I just saw the avatar pic.....your poor dog! I gotta get Porky a wig!

You get porky a wig, I'm demanding pics!!

DD has one somewhere in this house; she must find it for me when she gets home later tonight! OMG, I just thought that I should make a Porky calendar and dress him up for the different months!

 

[Indigo77]

YES!!! A Porky calendar!

 

[37Hopeful]

Cheers!!!

 

[dachsundmom]

YES!!! A Porky calendar!

I just told DH that I need to source cupid wings and a diaper for each of the dogs and he looked at me like I handed him a crack pipe! I'm so going to do it, lol.

 

[cebethel]

OMFG, I just saw the avatar pic.....your poor dog! I gotta get Porky a wig!

You get porky a wig, I'm demanding pics!!

DD has one somewhere in this house; she must find it for me when she gets home later tonight! OMG, I just thought that I should make a Porky calendar and dress him up for the different months!

DH dared me to wear it out one day, so I did..........sometimes I have no shame

 

[Indigo77]

...

DH likes to embarrass me in public places by randomly raising his voice and saying....

"STOP farting!"
Or
"WHAT? You have diarrea, AGAIN?"

 

[dachsundmom]

...

DH likes to embarrass me in public places by randomly raising his voice and saying....

"STOP farting!"
Or
"WHAT? You have diarrea, AGAIN?"

I sometimes pretend I don't speak English very well and thank DH very loudly for buying me and letting me work for him, lol.

 

[Indigo77]

DMOM!!!...

 

[dachsundmom]

DMOM!!!...

Or, my favorite was when we went to Sam's and I bought the case of tampons and I said really loudly...'we don't have such good blood catchers where me come from' lol.....

 

[Indigo77]

OMG....U guys are embarrassing!!!!

I pulled DH's shorts down once in a parking lot...

 

[dachsundmom]

OMG....U guys are embarrassing!!!!

I pulled DH's shorts down once in a parking lot...

 

[Indigo77]

He was seriously pissed off though, cuz I grabbed his gotchies WITH his shorts...

 

[cebethel]

I sometimes pretend I don't speak English very well and thank DH very loudly for buying me and letting me work for him, lol.

That is some funny shit!!!

 

[cebethel]

I took DH to an adult type store *ahem* & I went & found this huge ol dil** & started waving it in the air, yelling out "look how huge this bi**h is"


We never went back....lol

 

[Indigo77]

I took DH to an adult type store *ahem* & I went & found this huge ol dil** & started waving it in the air, yelling out "look how huge this bi**h is"


We never went back....lol

I have never been inside one of those stores...

 

[cebethel]

I took DH to an adult type store *ahem* & I went & found this huge ol dil** & started waving it in the air, yelling out "look how huge this bi**h is"


We never went back....lol

I have never been inside one of those stores...

They are scary! Some of the "items" in there are weird, to say the least

 

[Indigo77]

I wonder if DH would go with me if I asked him.....I don't want to go alone...Just for fun...

 

[NorthStar]

You'd get a better laugh going with one of your mates than your OH, I went to one in Amsterdam last year with my bestie and we were trying to figure out what a "device" actually did when the Dutch owner came up and explained it to us in GREAT DETAIL.

Just about had to go and lie down in a darkened room afterwards, bloody terrifying...

 

[dachsundmom]

Indigo...you have to go, lol. Those places will have you laughing so hard!

 

[dachsundmom]

You'd get a better laugh going with one of your mates than your OH, I went to one in Amsterdam last year with my bestie and we were trying to figure out what a "device" actually did when the Dutch owner came up and explained it to us in GREAT DETAIL.

Just about had to go and lie down in a darkened room afterwards, bloody terrifying...