oh man yes! "Sorry officer, my husband pissed me off, I'm trying to conceive and I was forced to smack him in the face and shove my herbal tea remedy sticks up his ass!" 
Well my sister told one of her close friends about my TTC difficulties (even though I told her not to). Anyway my sisters friends family is from Mexico and her grandmother believes in no modern medicine, but only natural herbal remedies. Well of course her friend took it upon herself to tell her grandmother my sis tuition, so her grandmother made me up some "fertility tea" that she swears by. They swear by this stuff apparently. Sister friend told me that everyone who's had trouble or a long time TTC drinks this and then that cycle get pregnant... I don't know how much of that I believe, but at this point ill try anything. She also told me I can't use anything in the tea (no lemon, no honey) and its got special instructions on how to prepare it and drink it. View attachment 556155
Looks shady eh? The rock salt is all I'm allowed to put in it... And yes those are sticks of wood in the baggies
It's going to happen.
Hi guys!
Glad to see you guys laughing!
Love, that stuff looks like some crazy hoodoo stuff! (I would have drank it all down LOL)
I did just about everything but dance outside with a baby-maker stick.
I was always wishing on pennies -- DH found one heads-up and gave it to me, and I took it to Va Beach and threw it in the ocean because I figured that was more powerful than a little fountain at the mall. (But that didn't stop me from wishing every time I came across one!)
I wished on a wishbone *twice* with DH (he won the first time, and I won the second!).
Every fortune cookie I got, I was reading into it for signs of my impending pregnancy.
I was reading Tarot cards (I have a mermaid deck) nearly every night, and would reshuffle them if they didn't give me a good reading!
I went to a psychic at a gaming convention. Two, actually! (The first one sucked!)
And I even made up a spell ... I used to say it a lot when I was in the car by myself. I'm not Wicca or anything ... I just made it up as more of a "will" thing.
Don't give up, guys.
Gosh!!
I hope it happens soon. The hardest thing about any reading is the interpretation.
I read this about the 9 of pentacles (not sure what she said to you about that one):
General: The 9 of Pentacles points to happiness and success. This is on both the mundane and the inner realms. You will have a great deal to be proud of and hopeful about. Expect the best to happen. You'll be in the position to help those less fortunate than yourself. Pay attention not only to your material abundance but also to your spirituality.
Sounds like a good reading to me; the 9 months may not mean it will take another 9 months, but maybe it's a sign that you will soon be taking the 9-month journey!
