Make A Wish; But At A Price?

[ablaze]

granted, but mammoth biting flies would replace there extinctness!!!


i wish i had bagels for breakfast!!

 

[Serene123]

Granted but there's a worm in it!

I wish I didn't wake up to a mess this morning

 

[ablaze]

granted.. but you take 6 hours to get ready forever more


i wish craig didnt have to study today

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but he has to work instead

I wish my OH was here so I could go tanning

 

[Paxton]

Granted, but tanning gives you wrinkles!!

I wish I didn't have such a strong gag reflex

 

[Mitsuko]

Granted
But you would have to go pee every 5 minutes (it's probably like that for you now anyway! )

I wish I weren't bored to death at work

 

[Paxton]

Bah, I was one of the lucky ones who didn't have to!

Granted, but instead you're so busy at work you don't have enough time to even go pee!

I wish I had the power to heal any pain/sickness/illness/stretchmarks just by touching a person ^.^

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but you get the illness/pain/stretchmarks that they're being healed of

I wish I had something tasty to eat.

 

[mylittlebubs]

Granted but you can have only one mouth full

I wish I look 10 years younger

 

[Parkep]

Granted but it only lasts a day, and the next day you wake up 20 years older.

I wish I didnt feel so blah today

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but your OH feels blah and you have to take care of him.

I wish I was in bed sleeping.

 

[Parkep]

OOoo he is such a damn baby when feeling blah

Granted but you can only sleep for 5 mins when Elyse wakes you up crying for the rest of the night

I wish i had breakfast made for me when i wake up tomorrow

 

[Mitsuko]

Granted but you'll only have a mouldy piece of toast with rancid butter.

I wish I was in second trimester already!

 

[Sovereign]

Granted but your MS will get worse.

I wish OH would get out of bed.

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but he's grumpy.

I wish OH didn't have to work tonight..

 

[Sovereign]

Granted but he makes you have bum s**, lol!

I wish someone would go and get me another drink from the fridge.

 

[Pyrrhic]

granted, but it turns out to be curdled milk.

I wish I had a career.

 

[AppleBlossom]

Granted but it would be a sewage worker (smelly!)

I wish Jason would eff off forever

 

[sarah1989]

Granted but you turn into a monster

I wish I could get pregnant soon!!

 

[tasha41]

Granted but you're pregnant with octuplets!!

I wish I had a hair stylist to do my hair for me everyday (style, wash.. EVERYTHING!!)