Make A Wish; But At A Price?

[Lexi's Mummy]

granted, but youll drown in your own bubbles

i wish it would hurry up and be 4 oclock! x

 

[Serene123]

Granted, but it would be 4pm forever!

I wish it was tomorrow!

 

[AppleBlossom]

granted but tomorrow goes really fast so it's soon sunday

I wish i could eat and put some actual weight on!

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but you put on 200lbs.

I wish my errands would run themselves.

 

[Serene123]

Granted, but you are sectioned when you tell people

I wish I wasn't bored

 

[Char&Bump-x]

Granted, but you'll never have enough spare time to be bored again!

I wish my baby was here

 

[Serene123]

Granted, but she would be very poorly (sorry I hated typing that)

I wish I was pregnant!

 

[Char&Bump-x]

Ok, maybe my wish can go ungranted for another 14 weeks

Granted, but you'd have triplets, so four children before 20!

I wish i was rich

 

[AppleBlossom]

granted but people would only want to be your friend for money

I wish I had a bagel with bacon and philadelphia on

 

[Char&Bump-x]

Granted, but the bagel is stale!

I wish i could go on holiday

 

[cinnamum]

granted, by the plane crashes and leaves you all on a desert island and guess what... your on the menu!

i wish i could ttc sooner, without worrying about wedding dresses.

 

[AppleBlossom]

granted but you would but you would end up being preg with triplets so your bumo would be huge!

I wish my bum wasnt numb

 

[cinnamum]

granted... but i cant stop you from pooing yourself! nooooooo!

i wish i was funny

 

[AppleBlossom]

granted but it would be humour that nobody understood

I wish it was summer

 

[Char&Bump-x]

granted but you'd be burnt all summer

i wish i could have a cuddle

 

[AppleBlossom]

granted but it would be with a big smelly tramp!

I wish mcdonalds and kfc did home delivery

 

[mylittlebubs]

granted, but you will have to order 2 days in advance


I wish Lincoln got better so he doesn't need to see the doctor again this morning

 

[cinnamum]

granted but you get the flu in his place.

i wish my cycles would sort themselves out! x x x

 

[WTTMommy]

Granted, but as soon as you do you'd stop stop ovulating.

I wish I could go back a few hours and re-drink that strawberry and banana smoothie

 

[tasha41]

Granted, but you have to share it with me!!

I wish mosquitoes would be extinct.