Just wanted to make you ladies laugh today!
Funny Story:
Had my
baby shower over a week ago and out of the many gifts I received, my husband gets an unexpected one from his best friend,
Viagra pills!! What type of
gift is that?!!!
So after an exhausting day, hubby tells me that his friend discreetly gave him the pills before leaving the shower and that he wants to try one before going to the bedroom-just out of curiosity.
He takes half a pill but to my surprise/relief goes to err...sleep? I was so happy to hear him begin to snore that night! I was so tired at the end of the baby shower that even brushing my teeth was a huge chore &
viagra porno-night at 8 months pregnant was not on my mind. The following morning we woke up and figured it just didn't work on him. We got ready and left to meet the doctor who will deliver the baby. It was going to be the first time for him to meet this doctor so it was an important event as you can imagine.
As we were sitting in the waiting room, seconds from being called in, husband turns to me with a startled face and whispers,"I think the
Viagra is taking effect now, Darn!"
I start laughing and say well you're going to have to get up and shake hands with my doctor you dork. He meets my doc(male) with a huge hard-on during the entire visit! He kept stumbling on his words as the doctor asked him questions.
We conclude the visit and head out to a huge store called
Babies R Us and at this point, husband is back to normal again.
I have been excited about taking him to this store because there's nothing like it in Italy and well, it's was the first time for us to
pick out a stroller! Guess what? Husband got overly excited too, only not in the same way I was!!
As we walk in
, he whispers, "OMG, it's happening again!" I look into his eyes and say, "Are you kidding me! What do you want us to do, make love in one of the aisles by the potty trainers?" He had a huge hard-on while this associate demonstrated a few strollers to us!!! He grabbed my purse and sort of covered himself while we were there.
Some men dread these errands and then there's my husband. I think he's the first man to have a hard-on at Babies R Us!!!