~~> Master Cleanse Support Thread <~~

[xxxjacxxx]

Ohhhh Holly! what are you like!

Its ok I am badly craving kitkats here....its doing my nut in!

Can I have one pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??

Ok, Come clean time for me, I have eaten today
1 grape
1 chip
1 chicken nugget

I feel baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

ohh and I HAD to have a blackish (tiddly drop of milk) coffee at dinner to time to wake me up!

Have I been a bad ass?

I have green tea!! The local health store is getting me some senna tea in for friday so I might aswell wait now and just drink the green tea??

 

[EternalRose]

I've so screwed up.....I've just eaten some of Matthews chips....then I had a bit of chocolate. I feel so embarrassed!!!! I'm meant to be the strong one here and I ate!! don't know what to do now! We all ate!! How did we all eat?! Lol x x

 

[xxxjacxxx]

I dunno mon

But i'm still craving that flipping Kit Kat!

 

[EternalRose]

Eat it jac, then start again tomorrow. O are you gong to wait till your tea comes through?

 

[EternalRose]

Oh bugger it I'm starting again tomorrow! I've done 70 days on this before!!

 

[polo_princess]

Ok .... lets just call it a "night off yeah"?? We all fucked up, so we're in the shiz together ...

The plan for tomorrow? Hop up outta bed and turn your MC swag on

 

[EternalRose]

Turn my swaggggggggg on!!!!

Ok, I'm going to eat a piece of cheese, and a bit of lettuce and then ill be set to start again tomorrow.

Normal diets don't work for me! I think its because I've eaten like a pig over Xmas. My body has literally gone into shock!!! Lol!!

The only diet I have ever tried was Atkins when i was about 16 but all the meat made me sick

 

[xxxjacxxx]

Eat it...you might as well..

What is slimming world all about? I'm not sure if i can be assed to jump back on the mc wagon.... Maybe i need to go on a proper diet. Don't kill me....

Kill me n all then cos I cant do it....I cant run this house and 4 kids and work on lemons I cant!!

I'm going on slimming world as I paid for it last week so I might aswell do it.
Its pretty good Mon, you can eat loads on it as long as you stick to the FREE FOODS, but theres loads on it. Dont have to give up alcohol either as you can have 'syns' Go have a nose on the website, it even gives you your own 7 day menu or you can design your own...great if you shop online.

If you want you can borrow my login and have a nose about see how its done properly?

Your meant to fill in your food diary every day and weigh in once a week. The weight loss is 1-2 lbs a week but its gotta be better than this

 

[EternalRose]

Awww jac you read my post before i edited it...I was having a weak moment. i would love love to have a nose around on your Sw if you pm me your login. I need something for after my cleanse for me to stick too. The cleanse is really really hard, but least you only have two stone to lose. You could lose that by the time you have ants do on slimming world xx

 

[EternalRose]

OOOOOOOH Jac, I just looked on SW. Can you really eat all that food on there?! It got me drooling, you can have full english the works! Im defo going for that once this cleanse is over!

 

[Hayley90]

ahhh girlies you all caved!! i KNOW im going to find this hard, but im thinking of thin me sunbathing in france in the summer. I have to do this!

Im starting at the end of january, just after my payday, so i can go out, have 1 last mcdonalds, buy all the stuff then start! Im gonna try 7 days and see how i am. if i can do that, i'll do 10 days and so on. my weightloss better be drastic though or i will give up

Mon, how long before you're meant to stop? I have no willpower, so i'll cave for sure, but just in case what is considered too long? xxx

 

[EternalRose]

Well 60 days is the max. But you would lose 60lbs min in that time and you would look skeletal.... They say 10 days is a good minimum but your not meant to stop until your tongue goes back pink. But i have spoken to people have stayed on it 40 days, lost loads of weight and it didnt go back fully pink. The longest I have done in one go is 20 days...xxx

 

[Hayley90]

What happens to your tongue?

Im actually quite excited you know!!! x

 

[xxxjacxxx]

Yes you can have a full english

I'm going to sign back up at the gym tomorrow and get this fat arse there if it kills me!

I'm looking forward to my spag bol for tea tomorrow now

SW is a diet you can feed the whole family, just add and change bits for the kids you know, ans I can have a kitkat a day as my syn

I'm a ratty bitch at the best of times and I know from doing CD I was uber ratty!
Plus on that I didnt do sole source so I had my chicken n brocolli to llok forward to each night, plus the shakes were diff flavoured, its alot easier than MC.

 

[xxxjacxxx]

What happens to your tongue?

Im actually quite excited you know!!! x

Its HARD Hayley, very hard. I knew I was going to fail, Iknew it. Ive thought about nothing but food all day its been torture

 

[EternalRose]

Yes you can have a full english

I'm going to sign back up at the gym tomorrow and get this fat arse there if it kills me!

I'm looking forward to my spag bol for tea tomorrow now

SW is a diet you can feed the whole family, just add and change bits for the kids you know, ans I can have a kitkat a day as my syn

I'm a ratty bitch at the best of times and I know from doing CD I was uber ratty!
Plus on that I didnt do sole source so I had my chicken n brocolli to llok forward to each night, plus the shakes were diff flavoured, its alot easier than MC.

Yeah there is no comfort on the MC, well least you can make pancakes with the rest of your maple syrup!! I ordered some gym clothes today, they turn up thursday so I need to join the gym and start the weights. I have bingo wings!!

Hayley, your tongue turns white, a bit yucky..but its the detoxing working. I would buy peppermint tea, or start drinking it after day 3 because your breath really will hum after a while lol

 

[EternalRose]

It is hard, I did this when Abigail was still a young baby and was crying all the time! I must of had the strength of Gandhi to lose 4 stone on this...

 

[Hayley90]

Not even allowed polo's ... wow this is harsh LOL

I can do it. For me, the satisfaction of looking and feeling MUCH better about myself is so much more worthwhile than a bag of crisps. I know i can do this, i just need to get my head in the right place, and then just jump right in and do it.

I will be skinny!!! I might do before and after pictures. Close ups of belly-flab stuck to the fridge ... that will push me to keep going!!!!! x

 

[EternalRose]

Not even allowed polo's ... wow this is harsh LOL

I can do it. For me, the satisfaction of looking and feeling MUCH better about myself is so much more worthwhile than a bag of crisps. I know i can do this, i just need to get my head in the right place, and then just jump right in and do it.

I will be skinny!!! I might do before and after pictures. Close ups of belly-flab ... that will push me to keep going!!!!! x

Have you seen my trouser pic on the group, they were literally hanging off me. Nope, no polos. Nothing. Just the drink. Im not spiritual at all, but you do go a bit 'inside' yourself if you know what I mean..... You would expect it for something like this though. I take each day as it comes, and boy oh boy if you ever thought your life was flying by this cleanse will slow it right down!!! Its always too soon to quit....so I am back on this shizzle tomorrow raring to go.

 

[Hayley90]

Yep!!! I was amazed, although i have this fear that i wont lose much. Like 3lb then i will just stop

I dont even know how much i have to lose, but theres a lot of wobbly bits i want gone!!!

I will be SO much happier if this works, i need to feel confident in myself again, or i will just slowly become reclusive i think x