Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

[Divinebeauty]

OMg beauty!! SHe looks just like you!!!

stripping pfft... those are your 'real' neck excercises I bet

 

[Neko]

Avery is busy trying to play on a piece of exercise equipment, again.

 

[Divinebeauty]

Oh we have had an exercise disaster before..

 

[Neko]

She's probably worried about weighing more than 23 pounds.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Oh.. yeah. Corrine is going on the treadmill as soon as she can walk.. she's 19 pounds!!!

 

[Divinebeauty]

I want my daughter to be an oompa loompa so she can make it into a magazine!

 

[Neko]

Did you buy a home spray tanning tent?

 

[Divinebeauty]

Yes... and it was BRAND NEW- snob a lob...

 

[MizzDeeDee]

oh my... nothing says sexy like a orange toddler.

 

[Neko]

Yes... and it was BRAND NEW- snob a lob...

I am far too thrifty, frugal and perfect to ever buy anything brand new. Why buy a tanning tent and set when I can take my neighbor's old refrigerator box and power washer.

 

[Divinebeauty]

Because.. new is best bitch!

Yours is a no name ? is that even allowed !!

 

[Neko]

Nothing I own has a name, not even my children.


The local thrift store supplies all my needs. You bitches go out and spend good money on brand name strollers. I borrowed a grocery cart from the store, lined it with old dog blankets and let the baby lay in there.

 

[Divinebeauty]

Neko - Ooh that is why Avery has such great posture!

On the real side.. i wear Ava i barely use stroller.. shes crazy in a stroller

Do you call your kids A and B?

 

[Neko]

I call them, Hey You. It works for both of them and sounds Jersey at the same time.


Baby wearing never worked for me. I bought a sling and could never learn to get Avery in the darn thing. She's not a stroller fan and most of the time I carry her and push the stroller with my stuff in it.

 

[Divinebeauty]

omg.. ive tried carrying Ava in hands and push a stroller..

F for FAIL!


Gooo Ciana Banana

 

[Neko]

Doesn't it hurt to bounce up and down like that with no bra?

 

[Divinebeauty]

Hah.. NO.. these babies are made of steel!!!! rawrr

I really need to go to bed..



clearly.

 

[whit.]

Ladies don't fart, they fluff.

YAY for a new pediatrician. Do you have an appointment soon, Whit?

Just have to have her old one fax over all of her paper work then I'll make an appointment for next week.

ok smart ass you are on a roll tonight!

I meant what type of style does he wear with those Air Jordans ..TELL ME NOW!

These are the new ones he wants.
https://www.champssports.com/catalog/productdetail/model_nbr--76693/sku--36064003/cm--GLOBAL%20SEARCH%3A%20KEYWORD%20SEARCH/
He likes that type of style and mostly black grey and red.

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This is from the camera. They're okay pics I guess. Kinda blurry, which is good for when I go on yahoo and strip for strangers.

Aww! You girls are adorable. Can I get your yahoo?

I call them, Hey You. It works for both of them and sounds Jersey at the same time.

I sure hope you say "yous" and not just you. You is NOT a very Jersey thing

Gooo Ciana Banana

Ok, this whole time I've been saying Ciana..in my head i've said it like..See-ON-uh. but since you rhymed it with banana...is it SEE-ANNA?

 

[Neko]

I do say "All of Yous". Is that good enough?

 

[Divinebeauty]

its Maah-risss-eeee-ahhh-naaaahhh

like baaah-naaan-aaahhh


My real complicated name, is Mariciana... no one gets it other than in Italy...