Pregnancy makes me feel sooo sexy

What with the excess gas at both ends, constipation, snoring, hemorrhoids, ever expanding belly, acne and vomiting.

It shouldn't be legal to be this damn sexy :rofl:

aha!! minus the hemmorrhoids and thats me :haha:
 
As well as all of the above minus the vomiting - Although i did almost insta-vomit when a woman walked past me in boots wearing the most disgustingly over powering perfume in existence, the poor tillman just didn't know what to do while i gagged lol
My friend made me laugh so much i pee'd on her kitchen floor :blush:
There's also the times when my boobs have leaked when i'm lay in bed with the OH and the first time it happened he thought i was drooling down his arm :haha:

Oh the amount of sexy pregnancy brings :winkwink:
 

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