Retirement Planning

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  1. tasha41

    tasha41 Mum & Dad + 1

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    Retirement Planning

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.:drunk:
     
  2. tansey

    tansey Finally a Mummy!

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    LOL I wish that were the case in th UK!
     

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