I've always thought sneezing was a bit like an orgasm(obviously not as pleasurable!) - The way it builds slowly up inside of you, building up, and up, and up... and then climaxing and you loose all controll in that climax, which is kind like a great big spasm of the nerves! lol .... Or is that just me?
Anyway MrBum says that sneezing is like an orgasm for the following reasons:
"A sneeze is wet, messy and loud, it takes about 1 second, requires kleenex and afterwards my wife says "God bless you."
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You're all mad... why can't you all just bonk until you get pregnant like Tasha intends to (and I hope with me!)...
I'm going to Moe's....
I've always thought sneezing was a bit like an orgasm(obviously not as pleasurable!) - The way it builds slowly up inside of you, building up, and up, and up... and then climaxing and you loose all controll in that climax, which is kind like a great big spasm of the nerves! lol .... Or is that just me?
Anyway MrBum says that sneezing is like an orgasm for the following reasons:
"A sneeze is wet, messy and loud, it takes about 1 second, requires kleenex and afterwards my wife says "God bless you."
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RaeRae - Sharing is caring!!Victoria Beckham... would be jealous I heard she actually puts fake nipples down her tops
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OMG that woman is a joke!!!
Speaking of nips...i have mine pierced... when i give birth will i be squirting breast milk left right and centre?
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RaeRae - Sharing is caring!!Victoria Beckham... would be jealous I heard she actually puts fake nipples down her tops
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OMG that woman is a joke!!!
Speaking of nips...i have mine pierced... when i give birth will i be squirting breast milk left right and centre?
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Nah hun you should be okay!
Actually the nipples are full of holes anyway, when the milk comes out it DOES come out left right and centre lol - actually I have one side that is more holey than the other - Anna doesn't like it, I always wondered why then when I was expressing I noticed that it squirts in all directions and the milk flow is all wonky, but the other one has about 7 holes in it but the milk just comes out straight (like water out of a shower head) hahaha
I never knew before I thought it came out like a tap / hose, rather than a shower! lol
I was feeding Anna once when she was really young, and the one that I wasn't feeding her on started leaking, too. My friend April (MissPolley on here) asked me, "Does it just come out then?" so I just pointed the breast that she was feeding on upward, and it was like a fountain of milk shooting up into the air! pmslIt was the funniest thing...
....but I guess you may have had to be there!
RaeRae - Sharing is caring!!Victoria Beckham... would be jealous I heard she actually puts fake nipples down her tops
![]()
OMG that woman is a joke!!!
Speaking of nips...i have mine pierced... when i give birth will i be squirting breast milk left right and centre?
![]()
Nah hun you should be okay!
Actually the nipples are full of holes anyway, when the milk comes out it DOES come out left right and centre lol - actually I have one side that is more holey than the other - Anna doesn't like it, I always wondered why then when I was expressing I noticed that it squirts in all directions and the milk flow is all wonky, but the other one has about 7 holes in it but the milk just comes out straight (like water out of a shower head) hahaha
I never knew before I thought it came out like a tap / hose, rather than a shower! lol
I was feeding Anna once when she was really young, and the one that I wasn't feeding her on started leaking, too. My friend April (MissPolley on here) asked me, "Does it just come out then?" so I just pointed the breast that she was feeding on upward, and it was like a fountain of milk shooting up into the air! pmslIt was the funniest thing...
....but I guess you may have had to be there!
It never has done before.....but now you've suggested it, all I want to do is wee!!
Hehe! Visions of a gazillion TTC women, all with finger stuck in belly buttons...rushing for the loo!![]()
I have always wondered why..... when you stick your finger in your belly button it makes you want to wee???
Any ideas????