The worst facebook status ever thread

[Sophe]

So fed up with the rubbish that is face book, thought we could share some of the worst here for a laugh..
ok I will start:-

'babys are a blessing because anyone can shag but not everyone can make a baby'

I mean WTF is that?

 

[MrsCompass]

Oh wow ... that's just arrogant. Not cool.

 

[zanDark]

if I saw that on fb I'd delete them in a heartbeat without a second thought

 

[wonderstars]

I don't even know what to say to that. Wow. My only issue with Facebook is everyone who posts weekly tickers, weekly baby belly etc... Blech. Remind me never to be one of those.

 

[Armywife84]

Rude!!

I saw something on another thread about God making certain women infertile because they'd be crap mothers. Don't quote me, but it was horrid!

 

[Azreal]

Rude!!

I saw something on another thread about God making certain women infertile because they'd be crap mothers. Don't quote me, but it was horrid!

WHAT????!!!!

 

[Maurie]

"I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the fact that I'm not sure I could keep an infant alive or that I'm not sure I care. Lol"

Posted by a family member who has 3 teenagers.

Sorry if you have seen this before, I am still bitter

 

[jsowar]

"okay so ive already gained weight, broke out & now i have this aweful rash on my face around my mouth... why!?! whyyyy ellie do you have to take my beauty??? i feel gross!!

This girl, my landlord haha, continues to post updates about how "gross" and "fat" she feels and she's only about 15 weeks pregnant, I can only imagine where these posts are going as she gets further along in her pregnancy. She also posted that they were "shocked" they were expecting when she was 6 weeks. This is their 3rd child. She just gets under my skin, but I digress LOL.

 

[cooch]

Some people do not deserve their children- its that simple x

 

[Sophe]

I deleted the person who wrote the above comment, but i was shocked at how many 'likes' it got!!

this one made me puke.

'am i falling more in love with my daughter everyday I can't belive I made the most beautiful little girl in the whole world'

yes I get it you love your baby! AHHHHHH

 

[NorthStar]

Ladies you might enjoy the blog STFU Parents, it's on facebook and posts daily updates of oversharing and downright revolting parental FB posts, and gives you a chance to laugh at some of the worst breeders and swear never to become one of those people.

IDK some people are worse than others unfortunately my BFF turned into the worst mombie ever, so I'm a bit bitter on this subject after 9 months of uterine scans, every symptom described in detail, those vulgar belly pics, etc etc. I thought it couldn't get any worse once they had the baby and I was wrong

 

[cooch]

My friend who couldn't wait to tell me she was pregnant just days after my lap (with not great news for me) posted on FB gushing. I'm just so ready to puke. Yeah your getting your second f*ck off!!!!!

 

[Skoer1360]

A friend on the board had one of her fb friends write something along the lines of 'My daughter just wont let me get comfy, what a bitch!'

 

[chocolatecat]

Thank goodness for this thread!!! I'm going nuts with all the shit my friends say. The ones I love the most (and who don't know about my issues) I can forgive, kind of, depending on the smaltz level. But how many times have I wanted to reveal my bitterness and do an update about how sick I am of all the baby, pregnancy and 5 year old daughter love that goes on.
Does nothing else happen in these peoples lives??
PS have you heard the song: pregnant women are smug. If not, go seek it out. It's ace

 

[Sophe]

OMG that song is so true!

 

[doodles999]

I had a friend who posted that she was going to start TRYING. Then updated everyone two weeks later with her positive HPT. No lie. Naturally, she then added a ticker to show the weekly updates. It was then that I discovered that you can "hide" people from your newsfeed.

And today...a friend's husband posting about how stressed he his because his wife is in labor. Oh really? You're stressed? You know why my husband is stressed...because he spent the day trying to coordinate our insurance benefits with the fertility clinic and we may be delayed another 2 months starting IVF. But poor you with your baby on the way.

I'm starting to really hate FB.

 

[Armywife84]

Thank goodness for this thread!!! I'm going nuts with all the shit my friends say. The ones I love the most (and who don't know about my issues) I can forgive, kind of, depending on the smaltz level. But how many times have I wanted to reveal my bitterness and do an update about how sick I am of all the baby, pregnancy and 5 year old daughter love that goes on.
Does nothing else happen in these peoples lives??
PS have you heard the song: pregnant women are smug. If not, go seek it out. It's ace

Truly wonderful song! I definitely agree with pregnant women are , everyone knows it and doesn't say it because of their sensitive pregnant hormones.

 

[NellyVille]

Where can I find it?

 

[NellyVille]

Found it!!

 

[PrincessTaz]

I deleted my FB a month a go because of these 2 statuses by 2 different 'friends':

"ffs could this pregnancy get any worse, can't even have a fag these days without feeling like I wanna vom"

Fair enough some women chose not to give up smoking when ttc and pregnant, I personally don't agree with it, but don't broadcast it to the world when you now you have a ltttc friend who has just lost her baby!!!

And the 2nd one...

"can't believe I'm having baba number 3, I was only planning o the 2. I must be super fertile if it only took one oopsie"

It really started getting to me so FB had to go. Maybe when I'm in a better place I'll reactivate. I promise that when I do eventually get my bfp that I will never put thoughtless comments like that.

Ahhh rant over and I feel much better, what a fab thread