The worst facebook status ever thread

[Sophe]

I loathe, "2 more weeks till we find out the sex of our baby, hope it's a (insert gender opposite of first child)."

Just stfu and take what you can get!! Some of us don't even have the luxury of being able to get pregnant naturally, let alone hoping for a certain gender!! Secretly (I'm an bitch), I wish they get another boy..instead of the girl they were hoping for.

If you pregnant and you know it clap your hands CLAP CLAP! This status had about ten girls comment CLAP CLAP

Wow ! That has got to be the stupidest, fecking status ever!

LOL I am a bith too.... I once commented 'oh you must be so dissapointed, seeing as you wanted a girl... '

In this instance, i was the one who was deleted! I didn't care couldn't stand the woman!

 

[Armywife84]

^^ That's fab, Sophe!! Sometimes they need someone to knock them off their high horse!

Now, I'm not friends with these people but some of my friends liked their photography page. I click on the link to see soft core pregnancy porn !!!!

This man has his about 7 months pregnant wife posing provocatively in lingerie, licking a lolly, wearing a coat with nothing underneath in a thong, and laying on a couch in a sheer lace top of where you can see her tits!!! I couldn't believe what I was seeing!!! Sure it's not the cliche pregnancy pictures of the heart on the bump..and I get she's trying to show she's still sexy during pregnancy. BUT there's ways to keep it classy without looking like complete and utter trash.

The pregnancy photos are supposed to be about the baby, not her trying to prove she's still a sexpot!!

 

[Sophe]

euuuggghhh sounds disgusting to me... pregnant porn... how about post labor porn, bet some sicko is in to that too... pmsl

I hate the photos seconds after delivery with a slimey new born and sweaty Mum..

Yes the phot is beatiful and amazing (and personal to you) but really its a bit TMI for the rest of face book surely.

Imagine posting a snap of two mins after conception of the couple... it just would not happen, why do they think we want to see this.

Then theres details of the birth ... while you might share this with close friends I would never want it plastered on face book for 200 odd acquaintances to read.... I don't get it, do they think its nice or interesting???

I may be hyper sensitive to this sort of thing as I am LTTTC but regardless some of it is just odd IMO!

 

[a1b2c3]

One of the girls on my Facebook has got the 'my baby is this big, and doing this, and only so many days to go stuff allmover the Place.

She recently put a status up along the lines of 'so much to do before the baby arrives, I need so much stuff. If you have a cot, Moses basket, changing bag, changing mat, cit linen, clothes, blankets, steriliser unit, bottles, toys, push chair, maternity clothes then inbox me!'

for the record, the list was soooooooo long hence I used etc!

I wish I had the guts to put my thoughts as a comment which would have gone as follows..... 'you forgot about needing a job, a partner, an appropriate mental state and a fing life!'

And I know I am now going off subject slightly but I was using the chat thing on Facebook the other day when a girl I knew from school and hadn't spoken to for like 10 months said hi.
I said hi, how are you.
Her response? PREGGO!

Not good thanks how are you.... Nothing! I left it a few minute thinking she might ask but nothing so...... I deleted her ass! It felt SO good!

 

[Sophe]

LOL at your comment! i would love to put something like that!

 

[wonderstars]

One of the girls on my Facebook has got the 'my baby is this big, and doing this, and only so many days to go stuff allmover the Place.

She recently put a status up along the lines of 'so much to do before the baby arrives, I need so much stuff. If you have a cot, Moses basket, changing bag, changing mat, cit linen, clothes, blankets, steriliser unit, bottles, toys, push chair, maternity clothes then inbox me!'

for the record, the list was soooooooo long hence I used etc!

I wish I had the guts to put my thoughts as a comment which would have gone as follows..... 'you forgot about needing a job, a partner, an appropriate mental state and a fing life!'

Frick, those things just piss me off. They may as well put birth play by play on there. "Oh there goes my water" " oh the bloody show!" "oooh, there goes the placenta".

Good grief.

 

[NavyWife84]

How about those stupid breast cancer games that have you say how far along you are and what you are craving according to your birth date and month.

I have seen another one about Christmas coming up...Ok...........I can't hold it anymore WERE EXPECTING ... 6 weeks!!! I know, I know it's crazy isn't it??? Can't believe it myself - I wasn't going to put it on here but wanted to make it official, I mean who would have guessed that were expecting again!!! Yup its official we are expecting Christmas in just over 6 weeks!!! Re-post if u have a sense of humor...& feel like giving your family & friends a heart attack
I have a sense of humor but this is just rude!

I hate fake pregnancy posts. It is bad enough we have to deal with real announcements, but fake ones too? WTH?!

 

[a1b2c3]

How about those stupid breast cancer games that have you say how far along you are and what you are craving according to your birth date and month.

I have seen another one about Christmas coming up...Ok...........I can't hold it anymore WERE EXPECTING ... 6 weeks!!! I know, I know it's crazy isn't it??? Can't believe it myself - I wasn't going to put it on here but wanted to make it official, I mean who would have guessed that were expecting again!!! Yup its official we are expecting Christmas in just over 6 weeks!!! Re-post if u have a sense of humor...& feel like giving your family & friends a heart attack
I have a sense of humor but this is just rude!

I hate fake pregnancy posts. It is bad enough we have to deal with real announcements, but fake ones too? WTH?!

To me, that shows how ignorant and pig headed they are!

Repost if you have a sense of humour?.... how about you ttc for a long time and then see if it's funny?!

Grrrrrrr. I'm thankful to say I haven't seen that one, yet! No doubt I will at some point. My facebook seems to be full of numpties..... I need to have a clear out!

 

[StorkStalker]

Arghh NavyWife84 that happened all over my timeline about 2 weeks ago... first one I couldn´t even finish reading because the girl had just had like a 4 month old, I was mad angry... so then I saw the next one and thought no way the same writing.. so I read... OMG I do not have a sense of humor when people joke about expecting AGAIN and or being "X" weeks pregnant and craving "whatever"...

 

[NellyVille]

**** has only JUST stopped feeling sick. ***** has such a bad back and would really like it if bump would let me sleep. Well boo friggin hoo! Quit your whining and think yourself lucky!!!!! Rant over.

 

[Feb4th2011]

How about those stupid breast cancer games that have you say how far along you are and what you are craving according to your birth date and month.

I have seen another one about Christmas coming up...Ok...........I can't hold it anymore WERE EXPECTING ... 6 weeks!!! I know, I know it's crazy isn't it??? Can't believe it myself - I wasn't going to put it on here but wanted to make it official, I mean who would have guessed that were expecting again!!! Yup its official we are expecting Christmas in just over 6 weeks!!! Re-post if u have a sense of humor...& feel like giving your family & friends a heart attack
I have a sense of humor but this is just rude!

I hate fake pregnancy posts. It is bad enough we have to deal with real announcements, but fake ones too? WTH?!

I HATE this one!!!! My Mother-in-law who knows we are struggling posted this one!! I was so mad, I told my DH i was canceling our trip to see them in January. I have since gotten over the fact that she is just plain ignorant... I was just so choked...

 

[Armywife84]

euuuggghhh sounds disgusting to me... pregnant porn... how about post labor porn, bet some sicko is in to that too... pmsl

I hate the photos seconds after delivery with a slimey new born and sweaty Mum..

Yes the phot is beatiful and amazing (and personal to you) but really its a bit TMI for the rest of face book surely.

Imagine posting a snap of two mins after conception of the couple... it just would not happen, why do they think we want to see this.

Then theres details of the birth ... while you might share this with close friends I would never want it plastered on face book for 200 odd acquaintances to read.... I don't get it, do they think its nice or interesting???

I may be hyper sensitive to this sort of thing as I am LTTTC but regardless some of it is just odd IMO!

Oh the whole timeline of birthing photos..

First it starts off with a crotch shot of the baby being pulled out of the mother's vagina. Next we get to see the baby covered with a questionable sticky substance. Then the new mother is all sweaty and puffy (all around hot mess) from the delivery. Oh look now, she's got her tit out and is nursing her !

I don't want any of those photos plastered all over my FB either..Definitely don't want anyone seeing me looking my worst. IMO, they could wait until everyone is cleaned and rested before getting snap happy with the camera.

 

[Armywife84]

This is what I saw on another blog, that they saw on FB...

"If you're reproductively challenged:tough. It just means God thinks you're an unfit parent."

I bet that person doesn't have to face infertility. If only they did!

 

[Sophe]

I've read stuff like that too....

people don't really think tis do they? I mean there are so many un fit parents in the world, who ARE parents, what do they think god makes of that then, is his some sort of sicko that messes around with babies... I think not... I really do wonder what is in some peoples minds. Theres no sense to so many things in this life, people die young, get cancer etc, saying this is gods will, to me is just disgusting.

Ok so a kid was born with a arm missing.... would you say

"If you're limb challenged:tough. It just means God thinks you're an unfit cricket player."

These people must be stupid, I actually think they are probably unfit parents themselves, I dread to think what their views are on other issues, but whatever doesn't sound they are that stable of mind to me or really think much about what they are saying.