The worst facebook status ever thread

[Sophe]

I can't belive the crap some people post on face book! who are these people!

 

[PrincessTaz]

I really don't know what is wrong with them but I'm just really glad that I'm not the only person that feels like this!

 

[NellyVille]

I'm going to go through in a minute and "ignore" the ones with those annoying tickers and basically everyone, male and female, that has a child on the way. I know it's childish but I'm so fed up with these daily fits of jealousy.
Sometimes I even find myself getting irritated by women that are pregnant and still post on the TTC boards here. I know they're offering advice and they mean well but I find myself looking and thinking how they have no right to be posting here anymore, it's just rubbing our/my nose in it. Who knew TTC could turn you into such an unreasonable mental case!!

 

[NorthStar]

Yep I find myself thinking to the smug preggos damnit will you graduate to one of the many pregnancy forums because you are NOT TTC

PrincessTaz your puppy is cute. I have a shih tsu x toy poodle. Sometimes it would be nice to spam my friends feeds with crap about my dog and multiple puppy pics, give them a taste of their own medicine

 

[PrincessTaz]

Yep I find myself thinking to the smug preggos damnit will you graduate to one of the many pregnancy forums because you are NOT TTC

PrincessTaz your puppy is cute. I have a shih tsu x toy poodle. Sometimes it would be nice to spam my friends feeds with crap about my dog and multiple puppy pics, give them a taste of their own medicine

:rolf:

That is hilarious lol.
I did actually do that when I got my dog! I posted pics of all the things I'd bought before we got her, I posted loads of pics of when she 1st came home and all the 1st things she did and I even set her up her own profile account. In your face you fertile f**kers! Excuse the french lol

I bet your doggy is adorable. Mines a lhaso apso and she a very spoilt little girl

 

[NorthStar]

Haha get it up you, breeders

I should do that, my dog is very photogenic you know.....

 

[doodles999]

I think I need a ticker on FB for how old my dog and cat are.

Hiding all the pregnant people on FB is very liberating. It's vastly improved my mental state.

Thanks for this great thread...it always makes me feel better to know I'm not alone.

 

[NorthStar]

Doodles your puppy is also very cute, I had a poodle x spaniel but my ex got custody of him in our split.

For the sake of my own sanity I also hid a bunch of pregnant people

 

[Armywife84]

I'm going to go through in a minute and "ignore" the ones with those annoying tickers and basically everyone, male and female, that has a child on the way. I know it's childish but I'm so fed up with these daily fits of jealousy.
Sometimes I even find myself getting irritated by women that are pregnant and still post on the TTC boards here. I know they're offering advice and they mean well but I find myself looking and thinking how they have no right to be posting here anymore, it's just rubbing our/my nose in it. Who knew TTC could turn you into such an unreasonable mental case!!

Now if they're in TTC and still looming about, then there's no reason they've already conceived in a year and need to move on. In LTTC, I can see why some pregnant women still lurk about because they can't identify with majority of the women in First Tri (who it took all of 3 months to conceive). Although, they do keep their posting minimal and out of respect to those of us still struggling.

 

[wonderstars]

My goodness ladies, who do you have on your Facebook?! Oi vay, some of these things are shocking!

I'm so very happy I took off most of the preggos. Although one of my classmates from nursing school just posted a pic of her newborn. I'm not feeling too down because (this is mean) she's 3 years older so I have time to catch up. Ouch, I'm such a witch.

 

[berki]

I'm going to go through in a minute and "ignore" the ones with those annoying tickers and basically everyone, male and female, that has a child on the way. I know it's childish but I'm so fed up with these daily fits of jealousy.
Sometimes I even find myself getting irritated by women that are pregnant and still post on the TTC boards here. I know they're offering advice and they mean well but I find myself looking and thinking how they have no right to be posting here anymore, it's just rubbing our/my nose in it. Who knew TTC could turn you into such an unreasonable mental case!!

I did the same thing and felt so pathetic doing it but oh well, I have felt better that I no longer have to know that so Annie is 32 weeks along in pregnancy or that Saras babies limbs are now moving or that Nicoles baby is now the size of a grapefruit.... (names made up..haha)... GRRR!! Oh and ALSO, no I do not care that you were up all night with your newborn OR that you didnt have time to put any makeup on today (but you found time to update your fb status)

I feel better, I like this thread

 

[NellyVille]

I'm going to go through in a minute and "ignore" the ones with those annoying tickers and basically everyone, male and female, that has a child on the way. I know it's childish but I'm so fed up with these daily fits of jealousy.
Sometimes I even find myself getting irritated by women that are pregnant and still post on the TTC boards here. I know they're offering advice and they mean well but I find myself looking and thinking how they have no right to be posting here anymore, it's just rubbing our/my nose in it. Who knew TTC could turn you into such an unreasonable mental case!!

Now if they're in TTC and still looming about, then there's no reason they've already conceived in a year and need to move on. In LTTC, I can see why some pregnant women still lurk about because they can't identify with majority of the women in First Tri (who it took all of 3 months to conceive). Although, they do keep their posting minimal and out of respect to those of us still struggling.

Oh I know that, and when I'm in normal reasonable Nelly mode I completely understand everything you said but when the jealous, baby obsessed, horrid lunatic Nelly rears her head that's when I think what I originally posted. I'm normal most of the time!! x

 

[Armywife84]

I'm going to go through in a minute and "ignore" the ones with those annoying tickers and basically everyone, male and female, that has a child on the way. I know it's childish but I'm so fed up with these daily fits of jealousy.
Sometimes I even find myself getting irritated by women that are pregnant and still post on the TTC boards here. I know they're offering advice and they mean well but I find myself looking and thinking how they have no right to be posting here anymore, it's just rubbing our/my nose in it. Who knew TTC could turn you into such an unreasonable mental case!!

Now if they're in TTC and still looming about, then there's no reason they've already conceived in a year and need to move on. In LTTC, I can see why some pregnant women still lurk about because they can't identify with majority of the women in First Tri (who it took all of 3 months to conceive). Although, they do keep their posting minimal and out of respect to those of us still struggling.

Oh I know that, and when I'm in normal reasonable Nelly mode I completely understand everything you said but when the jealous, baby obsessed, horrid lunatic Nelly rears her head that's when I think what I originally posted. I'm normal most of the time!! x

And I would be lying my ass off if I said I never get jealous of pregnant women who still post in TTC or LTTC forums. Sometimes we just can't help it!

P.S. I had that "Pregnant women are smug" song stuck in my head while at the gyno today! Such a catchy song!

 

[Chook]

I have one, ' Brielle please shut up and let mummy get ready to go out because mummy needs to get her drink on '
The baby is 4 months old!!!!

 

[Armywife84]

I loathe, "2 more weeks till we find out the sex of our baby, hope it's a (insert gender opposite of first child)."

Just stfu and take what you can get!! Some of us don't even have the luxury of being able to get pregnant naturally, let alone hoping for a certain gender!! Secretly (I'm an bitch), I wish they get another boy..instead of the girl they were hoping for.

 

[Chook]

If you pregnant and you know it clap your hands CLAP CLAP! This status had about ten girls comment CLAP CLAP

 

[Armywife84]

If you pregnant and you know it clap your hands CLAP CLAP! This status had about ten girls comment CLAP CLAP

Wow ! That has got to be the stupidest, fecking status ever!

 

[wonderstars]

Yikes, what dim bulb came up with that gem? Good gracious, poor baby. Imagine having a mother with a pea sized mind (that's mean, I know, but that is the most moronic update ever).

 

[Chook]

I'm so glad that you girls feel the same lol. Dh couldn't understand when I said how stupid it was. That was her first status letting everyone know she was pregnant. I wouldn't have handled another 6 months of pregnancy updates so she was deleted. Made me feel good deleting her.

 

[Sophe]

If you pregnant and you know it clap your hands CLAP CLAP! This status had about ten girls comment CLAP CLAP

OMG the silly cows