Mum, I love you and know you have our best interests at heart. But so help me god, if you tell me one more time to "be careful cos Jenny now (insert new talent, like reaches forward, want to stand up, jerks back) " I will not hold back! I KNOW to be careful! I KNOW what she can do! She's MY DAUGHTER! I care for her every minute of every day. I can see how she progresses.
Oh yeah, and FYI, I haven't caused her to have any accidents, you have poured coffee all over her cos you didnt listen to me! (it was cold btw) I've not mentioned it since but if you keep up with that nonsense I'm going to point it out to you.
Ah, that's better....

I don't usually get mad at my mum, but that's been bugging me.