Things I cannot say out loud....

[Eliza_V]

Still not sodding packed! Now he'll want to do it when she's asleep! In the same room. Rage.

MEN!! DH did that when we were going to visit his parents - I couldn't pack LOs stuff as she was on me all the time, so I asked for help for days.. Either him packing or him taking her. It didn't happen. We ended up packing on the morning, and were about 8 hours late. I can't trust him to pack anything either, he forgets EVERYTHING.

Get him back by drying your hair and singing at the top of your voice when he's asleep.. With a hangover!

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, thanks! Just so annoyed as this ALWAYS happens! It used to piss me off before she arrived, but now it's ten times worse!

Got hairdryers at the ready!

 

[Daisygirl82]

I'm sick. Baby is sick. I just want to cry. I feel so miserable. But u don't get a break when your a mom, do you?

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To the doctors today:

You gave my snuggles a owwa. =(

 

[Lauki]

To my dear dear husband. I know, really, that getting angry in the middle of the night is not going to make Sophie sleep. But honestly, that was the 25th time she woke up (not kidding) and I hadn't slept. I went to bed at 8pm because she normally sleeps 8-11 and then starts her waking after that so I was hoping for some sleep. But then you decided to come to bed to and she woke from your snoring and turning over and drinking water and going to the toilet. So in the end I had maybe 2 hours sleep last night in 10 minute blocks.

This is the 4th night she's not sleeping, even cosleeping isn't helping, nothing is. I'm beyond tired and when she's finally sleeping, I'm unable to fall asleep because I'm so overtired. And then FINALLY I start to get really dozy and know I'll sleep in a minute and then you have to start snoring again! And then you have the nerve to get upset with me when I poke you and ask you to stop snoring.

There's only so many nights without sleep I can handle. And stop telling me to sleep when she sleeps during the day. She wakes up after 30 minutes, 45 if I'm lucky so by the time I've finally drifted off she's awake within 3 minutes. And for our long nap in the afternoon she also now wakes about 10 times, so it's not like I'm actually really resting.

The longest sleep I've had in 4 days is a stretch of 1.5 hours.. Once.. So give me a break and keep your comments to yourself that I'm doing it all wrong. You try getting her to sleep so she stays asleep.

Sophie - I love you to bits, but where is mummy supposed to get the energy from to play with you if you never let me sleep!

Sorry for the rant!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

To the doctors today:

You gave my snuggles a owwa. =(

Awwww Poor Xavier from his birthday buddy

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Midwife...please take me seriously when I tell you how much pain I'm in today. Please actually consider my request instead of just writing me off.

 

[StarlitHome]

Molly-baby -
I hope it's not going to freak you out to suddenly have a mama with red hair...

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Starlit, she'll probably love the bright color Alex loves his Tigger because it's bright orange.

 

[Lauki]

Clusterfeeding - I'm sorry I was so horrible to you! I much much prefer you over your friend the Sleep Regression. I'd take you on for another month if you can convince your friend the Sleep Regression to go and never ever ever come back!!

Please!

 

[Lettuce]

Lauki it gets better, we're through the other side, marriage intact! I also poked him awake while snoring... It was just so irritating and I started to hate him! This weekend, give her a feed in the morning, hand her over and tell him to take her for a walk to go get something yummy for breakfast, and go back to sleep for a couple of hours! xxx


Right, you finally packed... Now put it in the car...

 

[Lauki]

It just seems to get worse each day! I should really stop complaining now! But I don't think I've ever been so tired in my life!

I've told hubby that I'm expressing some milk and he can take Soph to his Mum's on Saturday and stay there for a good few hours so I can actually sleep without being woken up!

Lettuce, I hope you have a lovely time away!

 

[Emmy1987]

OH, seriously. I don't care about your work! SHUT UP!

 

[tiggerpony]

fistula - please close up so I can get my life back and feel clean again................

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Mom: No I will not be giving LO mushed up wheatabix or rusks when he is 3 months old so he will STTN.

Yes I am happy to exclusively BF until he is 6 months old/shows me he's ready for weaning.

No I do want to BF for a month then put him on FF to 'get my life back'

No he is not getting the same thing from a month of BF as he would from 6 months...he missing out on 5 months of BM.

Do you want to know why all these things mom? C'mere its a secret.... COS HE'S MY BABY NOT YOURS!!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To OH:

I TOLD you to put in a door before we moved downstairs...and now look, your brother got a peek of my goods just because we have NO FUCKING PRIVACY!

 

[StarlitHome]

Starlit, she'll probably love the bright color Alex loves his Tigger because it's bright orange.

I honestly don't think she even noticed! Vampire Red from Manic Panic on unbleached hair, shade-wise it's about the same as my natural color

Do you want to know why all these things mom? C'mere its a secret.... COS HE'S MY BABY NOT YOURS!!

DH - I hope that part of your "not thinking about work 24-7 after today" plan involves spending time with Molly and I because we miss you...

 

[missVN]

To OH- I wish you cared enough to talk to me. I feel like our relationship is on the brink of total collapse and you don't seem to notice or even care. I'm scared to talk to you cos I'm scared of what you might say, I'm scared my feelings have changed but most of all I'm scared we won't survive this

To my work colleagues- stop being so bloody petty and bitchy. I used to love my job but have come back to a frosty, stressful atmosphere where no one seems to want to help each other out. Sort it out or I'm going working in tecos

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Wee man: Sorry Daddy missed your explosive jumperoo poo but I've never seen a child poo like that and continue jumping and laughing.

 

[Lauki]

Haha Sophie loves pooing! She always grins for like 10 minutes after one!!!