Things I cannot say out loud....

[hkj]

In laws will you please stop going on and on about our little girl playing football. Just cos her daddy loves footie and used to play when he was a teenager does not mean that our LO is gonna be playing for a team and be dressing in football shirts bla bla bla that is unless she wants to of course we will support whatever hobby she chooses to do but she is 6 months old right now and you are driving me mad going on about it every week. Stop pushing things on her for your entertainment. Oh yeah and stop plonking her in front of the tv constantly, she's 6 months old!

OH Nan, if you kiss my baby on the lips one more time then...... grrr. Have you not noticed how we turn her mouth away from your when she is saying bye and even put a dummy in her mouth so you dont kiss her on the mouth, I am her mum and I dont even do it.

Gosh i wish I could say some things out loud

 

[Supermaiden]

OH: You have 2 days off together which is a rare occurence. So I thought after getting LO to bed we could spend some time together, but no. I bring LO up to find you in bed and you left me to struggle with LO and his carrycot to get it into his bedroom even though you were awake. And even after I said I wanted to spend time with you, you still went to sleep. Im sick of being the one making any effort, Im pig bloody sick of it. I dont know what you want anymore and it hurts so bad I just want to cry. You say you love me but when do you show it? Yet you get moody when I said to you "Im just looking to find when you loved me" when I was going through my phone messages. Bloody show me for once! Im sick of everyone else being more important, and that bloody game you play ffs. Pisses me off!

 

[missVN]

To my MIL- I did try to say this out loud but you told me to stop being daft so I'll say it here instead!
Thank you so much for watching Ryan on Saturday night so me & oh could go to my work's xmas party. It's the first time the two of us have been out together since Ryan was born and we really needed it. We had a really great night.
I don't even mind that you fed Ryan pie and chips, or that you kept him up an hour after his bedtime because he loves you and you sound like you enjoyed your time with him. I hope that when I'm your age I can still have crawling races along the laminate floors! Ryan thinks you're totally bonkers crazy but he loves you for it! And I love you too!

 

[sjminimac]

To mil. When i say in random passing the time type conversation that i'd looked at getting hubby a remote control helicopter for christmas but changed my mind because it could be dangerous with a 15 month old around, please do not rush out and buy him (and bil, and fil) one and tell me excitedly about this fun gift you've bought. And mil, please do not come round and tell me that you've been looking 'all over' for a shopping trolley for lo for christmas when as part of aforementioned conversation i also told you we were getting one for him. We had this last christmas with the bauble, lets not do this every year. Thanks.

 

[Emmy1987]

Aunt - you are REALLY beginning to push your fucking luck. Grow the fuck up or you will find it very difficult to see Daisy.

Just... fuck off.

 

[Lettuce]

West central Scotland: IT'S A BIT OF SNOW!! Calm the fuck down!! No, the world need not stop! As those that can't drive in the snow, here's a tip... DONT DRIVE IN THE SNOW! Bloody hell people.

 

[BabyBoo36]

To SIL - no your parents are not buying me a mobile phone "as a present". They are buying me a new phone because your father dropped mine in a full jug of hot water last night, despite me telling him only seconds before that the water was there and to be careful! I did not tell them they had to spend £70 on it - your Mum asked me how much the one they broke cost, and I told her. Telling DH I can just get a cheap one is not appreciated. Why should I end up with a crap £10 phone, when I didn't break mine in the first place? I will get whatever phone I get, and your parents will pay whatever they are happy to pay. It won't affect whatever Christmas presents they get you anyway, you selfish, childish bint. What has it got to do with you anyway?

Oh, and speaking of Christmas - we have spent £30 on you, and are not spending anymore, so you can stop sending me "ideas" on e-mail. In case it escaped your attention, we have a baby to pay for - she needs nappies, and milk and things. We are not made of money.

If you pull a stunt like you did last New Year, where you screamed like a banshee because you couldn't have your own way, you will be asked to leave. My house, my rules. Grow the feck up.

And Pud won't like your boyfriend just because he looks like Santa. She's actually extremely likely to dislike him like the rest of us, because he is loud, obnoxious and a know it all.

Phone - you have been in a bowl of rice all night, and are now drying on the TV vent. Please work when I try to turn you on later, as I like you and they don't make you anymore....

Cold, stuffy nose and headache - feck off. I don't want you. That is all.

 

[BabyBoo36]

I have just poured half a pint of milk into a full sugar canister! I need day nurse and I can't get any because DH has gone to work with the pram AND the slings in the back of the car..... AARRGGHH!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Wow. Your SIL is like a comedy character! she sounds like she's 15 or something. And now I see she's dating Santa....
Sorry you don't feel well! hope your phone works.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce, don't you know snow equals the end of the world? OMG! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

 

[BabyBoo36]

I know. People are always slightly shocked to discover she is actually 45......

I could fill the entire 329 pages of this thread with stuff she has said/done during the nearly 5 years DH and I have been together! My little brother is more mature than her and he's 20 years younger!

I'm so glad DH put his foot down this year - we usually end up having to spend a whole day with her around christmas, but I threatened bloodshed if I have to do it again after her behaviour since we had Pud, so he's told her we're having christmas alone at home, and she's not coming round until after tea! Yay!

 

[Natsku]

Snow: Snow more, I want more snow, I wanna play in it! However, don't snow too much before we arrange the snow plowing.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Lettuce, don't you know snow equals the end of the world? OMG! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

AARRGGHH! There is a millimeter of snow! Quick, buy 14679865432 litres of bottled water and 6789765432 cans of powdered coffee mate! Plus 343489 loaves of bread.........

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I don't want a ripped up kitchen two weeks before Christmas! Bloody council.

 

[Lettuce]

Oh dear. That's not good. We have heating goin in this week, so we hav a whole flat o refloor an decorate before Christmas.... I'm at my parents. I fear there may be rants.
Babyboo, your SIL needs her ass kicked. I have steel toe cap boots, size 6? Any good to ya? I'll pay postage.
I could see them rushing to tesco for their "urgent supplies" this morning. it's a 24tesco, they're not likely to run out of food.

 

[cerrie311]

To my sister... Don't walk into my house unannounced anymore! When you come in you have nothing nice to say, making fun of my hair because I just exercised and it was messy, and when it is nice and perfectly flat ironed you tell me its "a mom haircut." Telling my LO he stinks and looks like a ragga muffin, because we haven't gotten around to bath time yet. You wonder why OH isn't super excited to see you all the time because you are MEAN!!! I am not in my party days anymore and that is ALL you talk about is all the "FUN" we used to have! Get over it I am a mom and we have NOTHING in common anymore. So sorry I am not with my ex because you guys got along better! News flash I can't be with a man that also slept with you!!! And I would not have Landon right now if I was with him no I "could not just have had a baby with him" Sorry my life is not up to your standards....Oh what the hell would you know you have been single since you were 17 you are fucking 26 I wonder why???? Errrrrrrrrr annnnnnndddd breathe!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Oh dear. That's not good. We have heating goin in this week, so we hav a whole flat o refloor an decorate before Christmas.... I'm at my parents. I fear there may be rants.
Babyboo, your SIL needs her ass kicked. I have steel toe cap boots, size 6? Any good to ya? I'll pay postage.
I could see them rushing to tesco for their "urgent supplies" this morning. it's a 24tesco, they're not likely to run out of food.

I am a size 3 (I know, I know, how do I not fall down...!) but there's nothing a few insoles won't cure! Shes going to have a fit when I tell her we're not using the babywalker she "acquired" for us. Actually, I'm hoping she does,so I can have the satisfaction of throwing her and the boyfriend outta my house! x

 

[Lettuce]

Awww, cute ickle feet! cheap shoes from the kids dept- jealous!
Yeah, throw her out! we'll back you up!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Awww, cute ickle feet! cheap shoes from the kids dept- jealous!
Yeah, throw her out! we'll back you up!

Not so cute when you want nice womanly shoes for a fancy do, and they're all patent black with buckles and butterflies on! Thou I do get cheap trainers/boots etc! x

 

[Bartness]

Snow: Snow more, I want more snow, I wanna play in it! However, don't snow too much before we arrange the snow plowing.

Please do not take this the wrong way. YOUR CRAZY! Ok feel better now.

In an odd twist of fate, its december 5th, and we stll do no thave any snow on the ground. YAY!! WAHOO!! Keep it away I do not want it!!!

However, the cold has offically hit. TOday it is 4 degrees ferenheit, with a -3 windchil. BURRR! I hate winter.