Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lettuce]

We are so lovely aren't we...
fergie, they will get caught out, they always do.

Mil, I actually missed you while you were on holiday, I can't tell you cos you'd think I was going mad.

 

[BabyBoo36]

We are so lovely aren't we...
fergie, they will get caught out, they always do.

Mil, I actually missed you while you were on holiday, I can't tell you cos you'd think I was going mad.

 

[tanya]

I'm sorry dh, I couldn't help laughing last night but it was quite funny, his car broke down three weeks ago called loads of mechanics and no one could fix it, got a mechanic to try, he said it was fubar'd we put it up for sale to get rid. Long story short a mechanic who we'd rung an forgotten about offered to come look, so out he comes (in the dark mind! Complete with torches and a headlamp) an hour later the cars running, it was just a fuse blown all along. Mechanic gets paid and leaves, dh really excited to have his car back rushes outside to go for a little run and finds out it will now only go in reverse! Seriously it's an automatic and all the gears are reverse! Even park! I damn near peed myself!!
The guy came back today and it's fixed properly but shit it was funny!!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

If your having a party for 17year olds keep them at your fecking house!!!!!! I dont appreciate a bunch of spoilt brats shouting outside my house waking up my poorly two year old... if you dont get them under controll then I will be phoning the police as underage drinking in the street is ILLEGAL!!!!!

 

[Fergie]

I'm sorry dh, I couldn't help laughing last night but it was quite funny, his car broke down three weeks ago called loads of mechanics and no one could fix it, got a mechanic to try, he said it was fubar'd we put it up for sale to get rid. Long story short a mechanic who we'd rung an forgotten about offered to come look, so out he comes (in the dark mind! Complete with torches and a headlamp) an hour later the cars running, it was just a fuse blown all along. Mechanic gets paid and leaves, dh really excited to have his car back rushes outside to go for a little run and finds out it will now only go in reverse! Seriously it's an automatic and all the gears are reverse! Even park! I damn near peed myself!!
The guy came back today and it's fixed properly but shit it was funny!!

@Rainbowbaby2 their arses

 

[rainbowbaby2]

lol Fergie... messing with a hormonal tired pregnant lady is not a smart move they will regret it if they wake my son up again as iv just mannaged to get him back to sleep x

 

[divadexie]

FED UP!!

every sunday me and OH have the same argument. I feel because he has worked 6 days a week and I have had the kids and done everything else that he should at least look after the kids for a few hours and let me have some me time.
He feels that it is his one day off a week and that I should not be incosiderate and plan things to 'fuck off all day long'' because he wants to do stuff (he did not to one of the things he said he wanted to do today and I was only gone for 2 hours.

Normally it pisses me off but today I just felt like crying. I felt like he was trying to tell me what I can and can't do and that I was going to go against that anyway just to piss him off and it shouldn't be like that!

Im so tired and fed up and he wants me to get a job but I have no idea where the fuck I get the time to do that!



And MIL- omg, yes LO's hands are a bit cold. THEY ARENT GOING TO DROP OFF NOR IS SHE GOING TO GET HYPOTHERMIA so will you just FUCK OFF making stupid snide comments about how I could care for her better! Stop tucking her hands under her blanket and telling me she needs a warmer coat or that her feet are cold. She is related to OH her feet will probably ALWAYS be cold just like his!

 

[stardust599]

To OH -

Stop being a selfish fucking twat. I don't appreciate being treated like sh*t whenever it takes your fancy. And just because you are obsessed with keeping the house clean doesn't mean you have an excuse to be annoyed at me. I will carry on doing only the washing, dishes, hoover and cooking everyday and I don't care if you do it all again when you come home because it's not good enough. I see no need to spend my life cleaning and tidying for your benefit when I cannot stand to be in the same room as you most of the time anyway. I would much rather be spending time with my daughter. And yes I will rest whenever I feel like I need to. And no I am not a bloody sex toy either. Buy a f***ing blow up doll.

In fact I would be much happier if you would just leave.

To the rest of the world - bugger off and leave me to rant and huff on my own please ;-)

 

[StarlitHome]

In-laws -
We have a baby now (well, we've had her for almost 7 months actually) and I know you're not used to doing things with us during the day because you work and when you're not working you are too too busy to spend time with us (and then you complain about never seeing the baby, OH THAT'S BRILLIANT), but yeah - if you give us a time to come over, you can't suddenly decide that actually we can come over 45 minutes earlier because you are "done cooking". Seriously? I already had to shift the baby's naptime around to accommodate the time you said and I am NOT waking her up. So, why even text? Just wait - put the food on warm and we'll be there at the time you said (because we are ALWAYS ON TIME).
Thank you.
(also, I'd just like to add that having two of you calling at different times about the same thing is seriously dumb and redundant. If MIL is going to call DH, don't have SIL call me too, we live in the same house and so do you...)

 

[StarlitHome]

FIL - pretty sure that teething HURTS. It does not just "make their gums itch". That is all.

 

[tanya]

Dh- I don't know what you did the other night when we were ..Erm... Getting it on.. But it made me bleed and I'm still uncomfortable, me saying "ouch that hurts dont do that" shouldve been a clue to stop maybe? My poor cervix it's been through so much already!

I'm having a crisis of faith which for an atheist feels a little odd, what If there is a big all seeing being watching over us all? I can't see how something as perfect and beautiful as Flynn could come from just a blending of genes and evoloution? Mariciana finally turning a little corner after pretty much losing all hope makes me wonder if something hear all the thousands of prayers and wishes from all over te world and said "not yet, give her a chance"
Urgh, religion... Don't wanna get into that, worshipping a book and living by it, I've read Harry potter 6 times I don't pray to dumbledore?

 

[rainbowbaby2]

I will not be made to.feel guilty for having a lay in!!! so stop with the tantrum your 28 ffs

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I'm not religious either Tanya. We prayed for DH's mum and she still died and she had loads to live for and fought for 60 hours. I think it's all up to chance in the world. I'm glad Divine is on the mend though *fingers crossed* Babies don't need to lose their mommies that young.

 

[Natsku]

I used to be very religious but all the other religious people put me off it dunno what I believe anymore but I still keep praying for Ciana.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I think all the good thoughts and prayers are working though! She's fighting!

 

[Lettuce]

So delighted with the positive updates. I do have a faith, and I'd say its pretty strong, but it can be shaken at times.
I think of prayers as basically good thoughts for people.

 

[Lettuce]

36H?!! Wtf?!!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Diarrhea bug - feck off and leave my Pud alone. She is running out of vests, the washing machine is traumatised (so am I) and I've had to shampoo the front room carpet where she managed to explode outta her nappy.

MIL/FIL - we got on great until your strop regarding SIL not being godparent. You are quite capable of ringing us when you want to see Pud, so stop with the "You didn't ring for 5 days and we could have been dead" hysterics. You wouldn't have been able to see her due to her bug anyway.

Pud - I don't know why lowering your cot has stopped you napping, but please start again. And Mummy meant it when she said you throwing your dummy down the back of the cot was not funny. You might think it's funny to see Mummy under the cot with a coathanger trying to fish it out 15 times in an hour, but Mummy certainly does not.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

36H?!! Wtf?!!

Me too!

 

[divadexie]

36H?!! Wtf?!!

Me too!

Oh phew, I am not the only one


OH- I just put a deposit on a £99 stroller! so THERE! but I am not going to tell you how much it cost. I wanted it so I did it. LOL.

Also, stop being such a prick. I actually hate you today. I am not your fucking mother and I will NOT run around after your lazy ass.
I guess there will be an argument later when I tell you I am no longer ironing your shirts until you stop expecting me to do it.
Get the fuck out of bed before 8:40 and you might not be late for work after ironing it!
I am SICK of being the one who gets up with the kids and gets them ready while you go back to sleep/stay in bed.