Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

I think I want to go get on birth control.....

 

[Lettuce]

how come Ozzie?

And up at 5am to make an 18year olds sandwiches?! That's over the top...

 

[Lettuce]

Right, I'm boasting here as it's a secret- I've ordered champagne to be delivered to my parents hotel room tomorrow evening as it's my dads 60th!

 

[x Michelle x]

Aw Ozzie
Royal mail, you have successfully delivered mail here for 2 year, but yet you returned the new broadband router to sky as apparently you couldn't find the address! Now I am broadband-less for 5 days and I'm not impressed!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Aww Ozzie are you okay?

Go you Lettuce, happy birfday to your dad for tomorrow!

Yeah... he's going on holiday & she has to get up & sort him out OH told me yesterday she shaves him too...as in shaves his face O.O What. The. Actual. Fuck!

Although... this is a kid that sulks & tantrums to get attention when ever Josh is there. He's jealous of my 8 months old baby. But still!

& I say again, if she loves doing sooooooooooooooo much & she's such a supermom...stop whining all over fb about it!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Cause I just don't know if DH will help if we have two

 

[Lettuce]

I have that worry too, but I figured that I want another so badly I'll sort it out. I find DH is getting much better the older she gets. plus I've started just telling DH he's doing it and leaving him to it. Like telling him to get her ready for bed and walking away. Telling him I'm going out and he's watching her. And it's fine, much better actually!

Pollo ohhhh my actual god, she shaves him?!!!

 

[Fergie]

OH's ex - You truly are an utter f'ing bitch, i hate you with an absolute passion, but get ready for your little bubble to burst "petal" cause if you think OH is gonna roll over this time you can think again. I'm in charge here, not him and certainly not you. Try learning to be a parent instead of fobbing your child off on me.

OH - thank you for the kebab .

 

[x Michelle x]

No way she actually shaves him! Oh my goodness!
Awww Ozzie, trust me, your busy with one so you may as well have another I'm looking forward to 5 years time when they are both in school and my friends are just having newborns and re-adjusting to the lack of sleep/money etc etc my smug thoughts help me thru hard days!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I know I should just have another one, but ugh :effort:

 

[Emmy1987]

OH-grrrrrrrrr!!! Sometimes you really do nark me off!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

I dont care if your doing a job you do not come into someone elses house when it is pretty clear they are pregnant and have a young child and light up a ciggaret! i dont even let the OH smoke in the house so why should you be diffrent!!!!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

I think I'm pregnant

I'm knackered all the time & I feel sooooooo

But still.... pregnant!!

AF due tomorrow, so we shall see. Fingers crossed

 

[Lauki]

Fingers crossed!!!!!

 

[Lettuce]

How rude rainbow!!

But yay broken!! Keep us posted.... ;-) Xx

 

[x Michelle x]

Omg I would've dumped a cup of water on anyone who did that! I'm a smoker but a very considerate one
Fingers crossed broken!
Royal mail/sky broadband, I hate you both more and more each day!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Everything crossed Broken xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Ooooo! I hope it's your month, broken!

 

[Natsku]

Fingers crossed Broken

Little worried. Just got a letter saying I have a meeting with the child protection services on the 12th. Really hope that goes ok.

 

[Lettuce]

sure it will nats. You're a great mummy. They will realise that when Maria rules the world...