Things I cannot say out loud....

[x Michelle x]

Congrats!!!!!

 

[Natsku]

Woooo congrats!!!!!!!!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Whooo congrats do the happy baby dance

 

[Ozzieshunni]

rainbow, I just noticed your LO is due on my birthday

 

[Lettuce]

Ohbroken!!!! I'm at work, but still jumping.up and down! Congrats!!! Xx

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Congrats!!!!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

OH has just had a tooth out and you would think he was dying the way hes going on.... he apparently cant have stress... um he stressed me out when I had my wisdom teeth out, im pregnant and shouldnt be getting stressed yet I still do.... Urgh whats it with men being drama queens?

 

[Lauki]

Congratulations Broken !!!!!!! So so awesome =)!!

 

[tanya]

Broken- wow!! Congrats! Brilliant news! For some reason I want to say well done lol.

I still have no af but all the symptoms I had have gone I don't even want to drink tea anymore. Oh well, she would've been due again soon so I'll wait her out. At least it's saved me a couple of quid on tampons pmsl

Dh thanks for indulging me at the baby show and letting me play with pushchairs we can't afford and basically being nice to me (I think he secretly enjoyed it loads, he got VERY engrossed in a discussion with a guy on a stand about nappybins and came away with a bin and a years supply of inserts! Not seen him that excited about buying something in a while lol) he's even agreed that we are going to look at getting a better carseat for Flynn since his cost £30 and i don't 100% trust it not to fall apart in a crash were looking at a cybex one ATM as its not got a harness, Flynn hates the harness.

I really hope I win one of the awesome pushchairs I entered comps for too, that would finish my buggy envy for good lol.

 

[Fergie]

Congratulations Broken

Welcome back to 1st tri , it'll be fab to have someone else to hormonally bitch with .

To Boo - I'm a bad mummy honey and i'm so sorry. I love you more than anything my little rainbow and if you'd been hurt i'd never forgive myself.
Somehow Boo managed to get into the bathroom today, all been baby proofed or so i thought. She stuck her hand in the toilet and ate some of the duck disc gel loo freshener. I have no idea how she managed to get in the bathroom or how she even managed to lift up the toilet lid but she did and she could have been seriously ill. Thankfully she's not but i've had OH put a sliding lock on the outside of the bathroom door so there's no way she can get in til she's over 5ft +. I hate myself .

 

[luci and bump]

Congrats Broken!!!

Fergie- glad your LO is ok! I know it's easier said than done, but try not to beat yourself up about it.

OH-I swear to god, if you complain one more time about not having any money, I am going to punch you in the face. You work 40 hours a week, making £7.50 an hour. Thats £300 a week. Plus you make at least £30 a shift in tips, which takes you closer to £400. I am on maternity pay, and have been since May. Thats £135 a week. Yet we split rent and bills 50/50! I pay exactly the same amount as you, and my phone bill is £5 more. Yet you complain you have no money. It isn't fair. Yes I get child maintenance, but thats for Evie. I buy her nappies, wipes, clothes, and anything else she needs, it isn't money for me. You make nearly £1000 a month more than me, so stop whining and realise quite how good you have it! You pay hardly anything for rent and bills in relation to how much you earn, yet to me, its a hell of a lot.

BFF- You are my best friend, but if you lay a finger on my little brother, I will kill you. You have met him twice, and got on well. Thats great, I like that my friend and my brother got on. But, his girlfriend broke up with him 3 days after you met the second time, and I think you may have something to do with it. Sitting in my mums living room, with my brother, on the night of my daughters christening, whilst everyone is in bed, including my brothers girlfriend, until 3am is not cool. I've just got home from a holiday with my family, and my brother has been glued to his phone the whole week. He is 19 years old, and you are 22. Not that big an age gap, but you're forgetting, I know what you are like, and I'm not prepared to let my brother be the next one on your list! Maybe it's all innocent, but I very much doubt it! You didn't even wait a week! And texting him saying "if you come get me, I'll come down" is not cool. We were on holiday over 3 hours drive away from you. The same holiday his girlfriend was supposed to be coming on!
I am so, so glad that you live in Cardiff and my brother lives in Bournemouth!!

 

[Lettuce]

Yikes luci!! I hope its not going to happen! And your oh should be paying more. Tell him what the CSA would be taking from him! but seriously, that's not fair, maybe you could write it down for him, like an expenses list.

Fergie I'm glad she's ok. These babies have built in self-destruct!! I feel I spend my whole time atm trying to save jennys life! They're like god damn lemmings! don't dwell on it, these things happen. Def not a bad mum!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Fergie! I'm glad she's okay.

Luci, that's not on! Shame on her

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Just took a clear blue. Pregnant 1-2

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Whoop :-D

 

[Ozzieshunni]

 

[Natsku]

Wooooo Broken!!!

Fergie, glad she's ok. I'm so glad Maria is too short to reach the door handles here!

Hope she leaves your brother alone Luci!

Ok Ex - you have 3 hours to get Maria here or I am calling the police again.

 

[tanya]

Oh hi af, I didn't miss you.

Sil, judging by the amount of blood on my clothes Af arrived a while ago (I didn't realise) Since last time I saw you I was sat on the sofa with my legs apart feeding Flynn there's no way you didn't see me covered in blood, who doesn't tell someone they're bleeding?

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Least you know you're not preg Tanya. & thats weird, ofc you would tell someone they're bleeding. Odd

Is everything okay with your ex & Maria Nats?

Oh...please bring me sausage rolls next week

 

[Natsku]

Urgh thats not nice, I would have told you

Ex didn't bring her