Sending me a snidy message on fb saying I thought we were friends and why haven't you visited yet doesn't make me want to visit any time soon! Your baby is only a few weeks younger than Flynn, you never go out! I don't get a min between baby group, dhs days off, visiting mil, shopping, walking miles to try to get a little fitter and millions of other things.
Dh, stop biting my bloody head off for every tiny little thing! I know you don't feel well you've reminded me every five min or whenever I've asked you to do something all day. FYI you don't feel well because you never sleep! Last night you came to bed at 2:30 and got up at four! You never come to bed and fall asleep on the sofa instead then when I suggest you come to bed I get snapped at that you have work emails to send, two points;
1- it's your fucking day off!
2- you've been sat watching tv all evening, could you not have sent them then?
To flynn, I'm glad you like your jumperoo (picked it up this afternoon) but that doesn't mean you can jump on everything now! Also why is tonight the only night I've ever had to soothe you at bed time? For three months it's been put in cot & walk away, why tonight did you decide you had to stare at me for a while? (ok admittedly still better than most babies at bedtime)
To aunt flo, I've not seen you in a year, I really didn't miss you but still you could be nice, you didn't have to come back today and be a bitch! I've got a grumpy husband, a baby due to have jabs tomorrow, a friend being a mare and now you decide I need a visit from you and horrible cramps? Thanks for f-ing nothing!
Mil, fil, and Gil (grandma in law)- if Flynn is screaming coz he's Over stimulated ad over tired it won't really help if you all crowd round him telling me what to do to calm him down and fretting that he's ill, he's not ill he's tired! I know how to settle him why do you think I wrapped him tight in his blanket gave him a dummy and oh yeah! Most importantly LEFT THE ROOM!
please mil don't then cry when it's time for us go go home because your fretting that he's ill even though he was tired and was asleep by then. You've had two kids of your own how can you confuse tired with ill EVERYTIME he's tired! And crying on the phone when I called to say he was in bed (apparently she would be too worried to sleep if I hadn't) crying because I said that he had settled off to sleep and was 100% bette when we got home because he just wanted to go home! Overdramatic much?
Eta: Flynn, that weird sucking thing you seem to have learnt to do is a bit annoying during the day but is slightly cute, at night, doing it in your sleep is very not cute ad is really annoying! Please stop! Also that tiny little White point on your gums had better not be a tooth! I wa hoping for a while longer with a happy baby before the screamy dribbly teething monster Shows up!
I enjoyed the gossip! I'm such a bad person....
sucks for him!
) but coming to bed at 6 means you'll be sleeping all day again!
And how the hell did you manage to open the cassette tape case??!!
I've been up every hour last night... 
