Things I cannot say out loud....

[MizzDeeDee]

We call those stalkers here in the US.

 

[Spunky]

I LOVE that within 4 days you will get 24 hours of overtime (including 20hours this weekend). I know I signed you up for it to help us with $, but I still miss you. I miss your help with James too. Sitting at home all evening, and knowing I just have a weekend full of the same thing makes me feel sad and lonely. I don't know how other people do it. I usually count down the time till 5:35pm when I know you'll be home... This sucks, but thank you for making the sacrifice for our family.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

I LOVE that within 4 days you will get 24 hours of overtime (including 20hours this weekend). I know I signed you up for it to help us with $, but I still miss you. I miss your help with James too. Sitting at home all evening, and knowing I just have a weekend full of the same thing makes me feel sad and lonely. I don't know how other people do it. I usually count down the time till 5:35pm when I know you'll be home... This sucks, but thank you for making the sacrifice for our family.

But good of him to sacrifice for the family.

 

[Spunky]

Yeah, most days he's pretty wonderful. We drove out to have lunch with him cause he was sad knowing he'd be home tonight once James was asleep. Overtime comes up rarely adn can't be counted on, so we knew he should take advantage

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

We call those stalkers here in the US.

Yep, same here. But if you listen to him he's doing it cos he cares(!)

 

[BabyBoo36]

To OH - Yes dear, you have done the ironing - 4 shirts, 2 t-shirts and 2 trousers to be exact. All of which were yours anyway. What do you want? A medal? Because in the time it's taken you to do that I have : fed LO, bathed and dressed LO, showered and dressed myself, packed LO's bag, packed my bag (weekend away at Nanny's - yay!!), packed LO's toys and milk, washed and steralised the bottles, had a brew........Now stop going on about the ironing and GO AND GET UP before I stuff you in the wheelie bin..............

 

[Lettuce]

Oh god, why did I say I'd o into work to visit today...? I'm dreading it.

 

[Natsku]

To OH: Don't bother saying you'll wash the dishes if you never actually do it.

To myself: Why do you always write fishes first instead of dishes? Why would you even need to wash fishes?

 

[Thumper]

If the fish were dirty maybe...

To M & D, I know it's been ages since you've seem LO but for the same price as flying us out you could always fly here to see him. Then you can help me with the bloody housework too and I won't have to spend a week away from DH.
Also please don't comment on our parenting choices, yours weren't always so great. And research things before you comment. No, you don;t stop BFing at 6 months dad once they start solids I['m pretty sure I had formula beyond 6months!

And DH, I love you for the lie this morning It's amazing. But no, I don't want to resume my duties the second I wake up. Give me a few momments alone awake in peace FFS!


Phew.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Stupid taxi driver/friend: I will not be giving my son baby rice before 6 months and no I do not "listen to everything everyone says and don't think for myself." This was a choice I made!!!! He's my child! Your child is so fucked up. He's almost 30 and lives at home and you have to buy food for him before you go on holiday? Yeah, who's the worse parent here!?

Also, your "friend" is an idiot. He rehomed dogs without any paperwork and committed fraud. I hope he goes to jail and has to pay LOADS of compensation to EVERYONE he swindled. No sympathy here.

On top of that, stop insulting my husband. Yeah, it's fun to joke, but you've hit your limit. Next time you do it, I'll be asking you to pull over and I'll be getting out and reporting you to your boss. Enough is enough. Pull the stick out of your ass and shape up.

 

[Emmy1987]

OH - STOP LOOKING LOST AT ME WHENEVER LO CRIES! You wonder why im always in mummy mode, well as soon as you look after her and she gets unhappy you look at me to fix it!

Also stop mouth breathing, god it's horrible! You have a nose! Nose for breathing mouth for eating!!

Also do you fancy letting me go back to bed for an hour? I let you sleep in and I'm pooped!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Stupid taxi driver/friend: I will not be giving my son baby rice before 6 months and no I do not "listen to everything everyone says and don't think for myself." This was a choice I made!!!! He's my child! Your child is so fucked up. He's almost 30 and lives at home and you have to buy food for him before you go on holiday? Yeah, who's the worse parent here!?

Also, your "friend" is an idiot. He rehomed dogs without any paperwork and committed fraud. I hope he goes to jail and has to pay LOADS of compensation to EVERYONE he swindled. No sympathy here.

On top of that, stop insulting my husband. Yeah, it's fun to joke, but you've hit your limit. Next time you do it, I'll be asking you to pull over and I'll be getting out and reporting you to your boss. Enough is enough. Pull the stick out of your ass and shape up.

I wish everyone would just STFU and leave parents to make their own decisions regarding THEIR BABIES!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Yup!

DH: I'm having one of those days. I've been up all night with a baby who cries and then doesn't want to be fed or winded. Yeah, you have a toothache, so what? CALL THE F***ING DENTIST!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

OH,

You sent me to work in tears today. Matter of a fact, I'm sitting at work right now typing this still sobbing.

We've been together for 4 years and you still choose your stupid F**KING mom over me and Xavier... How can you do that? She's in PRISION! She's a horrible person, yet I'm the bad one? Seriously?

When are you going to wake up and realize she is so full of shit?!?!?!??!! Stupid mommy's boy. I'm getting sick of it. I'm at the point where I wanna leave, because of your idiotic attachment to your prison mom.

I wanna curl up into a ball and disappear forever right now.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

OH,

You sent me to work in tears today. Matter of a fact, I'm sitting at work right now typing this still sobbing.

We've been together for 4 years and you still choose your stupid F**KING mom over me and Xavier... How can you do that? She's in PRISION! She's a horrible person, yet I'm the bad one? Seriously?

When are you going to wake up and realize she is so full of shit?!?!?!??!! Stupid mommy's boy. I'm getting sick of it. I'm at the point where I wanna leave, because of your idiotic attachment to your prison mom.

I wanna curl up into a ball and disappear forever right now.

 

[Fergie]

ooh may i join in ???

Mum, i love you dearly but i swear if you say she has wind one more time im gonna lose it .
OH mum, you really are a wonderful granny but no boo doesnt need tasters of food at 9 weeks old.
OH please stop treating my mum like your ex mother in law. She is not. My mum is wonderful, if annoying at times (see above) and most of all she loves her little granddaughter so stop trying to push her out.
OH please stop letting your son away with blue murder. He is turning into a rude little brat and if he touches my angels memory box again im gonna start laying down the law and you wont like it. And if he insists on playing with the contents of the kitchen cupboard then youre responsible for cleaning it all up.
Lady in tesco, don't ever try to put my babys dummy back in her mouth when my back is turned. Try it again and you'll lose a hand

Ahhh thats much better

 

[Ozzieshunni]

cupkake xx Your OH is a twat

 

[Lettuce]

Let's bust cupcakes oh's ass! jerk.

I must not say this out loud as it's very rude....
But to my work : hahahaha! I have the best baby ever! Read it and weep!!! Hahaha ah!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

I agree! We should knock some sence into him! lol.

 

[Spunky]

Sounds like all of us just need some today! Stupid mums/OHs/DHs/strangers!