Things I cannot say out loud....

[stardust599]

RAAAAAAAAWRRRRR.

Nom nom nom.

Ahhhhhhhh. Better now

 

[Geek]

Dear MIL

I know you haven't seen LO in just over a week but when I say I'm trying to get him to sleep don't get him up because you want a cuddle and wander round the house talking to him for half an hour! Now I've had him screaming at me for the past hour because he is even more over tired and over stimulated. It's meant you've ruined his routine aswell.
Oh and when I go to take him off you don't walk away from me and then come back in the room without him, I found him propped up on the sofa on his own!!

One more thing...don't tell me not to bother cooking because your bringing/getting fish and chips for us all then not bother because your going to go home and get them instead. If you'd have told me I would have eaten earlier, now I'm starving and won't get to eat until after I've got LO to bed which will be later than normal because you kept him awake!!!

That feels better

 

[NewMummyx]

f**k you WW 19!!!

OH
what the hell is the point in you working 12-15hrs a day, not seeing me and LO and we are still skint?! I would rather you were home and we were living on beans and toast than doing this 7 days a week, I feel like a single mum as I never get a break!

 

[Emmy1987]

f**k you WW 19!!!

This! ^^

Next door - turn your tv down, stop having loud arguments with your son, tell your dog to stop barking outside LO's window, stop your cat from coming in and eating all of my cats' food!

Random banging in the house - stop. Please. It's been 5 days and we still don't know where it's coming from!

Tax credits - thank you for finally gracing my bank account!

Me - bed or bath? Decide soon woman!

AF - it's been weeks, fuck off I want more than one day breaks please! Poor OH thinks his knobs been chopped off!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I hate that I'm so far away from my family with the holiday season coming up. They're missing all Alex's firsts. I just want to curl into a ball and sob.

 

[Emmy1987]

I hate that I'm so far away from my family with the holiday season coming up. They're missing all Alex's firsts. I just want to curl into a ball and sob.

I know it's not the same but have you tried Skype?

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oh yeah we skype ALL the time, but it's still not the same, iykwim?

Sorry, I'm just having a totally rubbish night I hate the holidays away

 

[curly123]

DH I hate that you have to go abroad this whole weekend for work and i'm scared and lonely!

 

[marina294]

Dear MIL

I know you haven't seen LO in just over a week but when I say I'm trying to get him to sleep don't get him up because you want a cuddle and wander round the house talking to him for half an hour! Now I've had him screaming at me for the past hour because he is even more over tired and over stimulated. It's meant you've ruined his routine aswell.
Oh and when I go to take him off you don't walk away from me and then come back in the room without him, I found him propped up on the sofa on his own!!

One more thing...don't tell me not to bother cooking because your bringing/getting fish and chips for us all then not bother because your going to go home and get them instead. If you'd have told me I would have eaten earlier, now I'm starving and won't get to eat until after I've got LO to bed which will be later than normal because you kept him awake!!!

That feels better

Omg sounds like my mil if lo is asleep she purposefully talks loud or makes extrs noise then goes aww did nanny accidently wake yougrrrrrrrrr!!!

 

[Babushka99]

Yes my mil too, she picked up my sleeping 2 month old daughter and spoke loudly and woke her up and her eyes were half open she was trying to go back to sleep, and MIL said (imagine worst chav voice) "OHHH your pretendin' to sleep ain't ya, I can see you peeping. Look at you peeping Tom" I cringed so badly.. does she even know what a peeping Tom is?? GRRR

 

[Lettuce]

Bloody injections. Poo everywhere.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOBs father....drunk again. Fan-fucking-tastic. Wow, I can see my child is going to benefit massively from being anywhere near you. Me & you, we're done mate. I couldn't give a fuck if you think your 'dying' Carry on the way you are & it won't be just a though or a wish. WANKER!!

Also...please don't compare your time in our local police station to your. I was put there by your wife telling lies. You've been there several times for being a drunken waste of air!

FOBs Mom... your husband is right. I can still smell thoses fucking rooms. I can still see it in my minds eye. I'll never ever ever forget being that scared. But its okay... cos your baby boy was in so much danger from 5 month pregnant me(!)

*******S!

 

[StarlitHome]

I hate that I'm so far away from my family with the holiday season coming up. They're missing all Alex's firsts. I just want to curl into a ball and sob.

I know exactly what you mean. I am avoiding thinking about Christmas for the same reason.

Skype helps but with time differences it is hard to arrange times to talk.

Any way you cut it, being 2,945 miles away from your parents and siblings (and grandparents and friends and other family) is no fun.

 

[lisaf]

SIL ....excusing your mom's behavior by saying she 'only' gets to see DS twice a week is obnoxious. Guess what? He's MY baby, not hers, twice a week is PLENTY, especially considering it's 16 hours a week. She was supposed to watch him full time but she doesn't take good enough care of herself to physically manage. Tough titties!!! My parents have only seen Daniel once each since he was born.

 

[Natsku]

Can't say this out loud as OH will wonder why I was giving away beer but feel a little guilty that I gave my extra beer last night to someone who had been sober for a year.

 

[elephant29]

To inlaws,

thansk you very much for buying the paint for our new house. I didnt ask you to but it was a great help. Also thanks to FIL for spending every night there after work with OH painting!

On the flip side though (there has to be one).

Tomorrow is LO's birthday party. Everyone is coming to my house and it's a disaster zone since we are moving. I still need it to be baby proof and tidy though. Mil, fil, sil and hubby all went to a christening that we were meant to go to. I asked mil to take lo today and let me get on with tidying this house and getting the party organised...she offered to take her to the church (30 min ceremony) then drop her home?!? How the hell does that help me? I'm sooo sick of them only have LO when it suits them!! NEver when it's needed. MIL was supposed to have lo every 2nd week, mon, tues and wed afternoon instead of her going to the childminder and ever single monday she has let us down...the day before. I'm just tired of things being on their terms. They didnt take LO today as they will be drinking. They drink every Friday and Sat night, surely one afternoon without to look after their granddaughter would be possible...grrrrrr

xxx

 

[StarlitHome]

MIL -
Okay. I give up, officially. I will never, ever, ever believe you when you say we're going to do something on a weekend again.

You say last week, "Okay, let's do shopping on Saturday, we'll go to Macy's and spend your baby-shower gift card on things for Molly. We can go after Zumba!"
I reply, "Sure! I'd love to! Call me on Thursday or Friday to let me know what time and such!"

I plan all week for this. And then Thursday comes, and you don't call. Friday comes. I text you in the afternoon. No reply. I call you in the evening and leave a message. No reply. I go to bed not knowing what's going on.

Saturday morning comes, I get DH to take the carseat out of our car before he goes to work because Molly will need it if we're going out with you. I wait. I clean my house. I wait. I get my baby to sleep. I wait.

Finally I start texting your daughter. After an hour of talking with her, she says "Oh sorry, mom says to tell you that she's staying home today."


Seriously?

I'm a SAHM with a small baby, I don't get to go out much, and you let me know the morning of the day we planned to go out that oh, you're not going out???

You've been talking about this for weeks, we finally make plans...

I'm disappointed. And I don't understand why you couldn't have called me last night, or yesterday afternoon, to let me know. Common courtesy?

 

[MissFox]

AF - GO AWAY! You've been here for over 2 weeks now. BEfore that I got a week break. I'm sick of bleeding 2 weeks on 1 week off. And it's not full on bleeding.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

I hate that I'm so far away from my family with the holiday season coming up. They're missing all Alex's firsts. I just want to curl into a ball and sob.

I'm the opposite. I wanna spend all of my firsts with Xavier and OH...not the whole damn world.

 

[Lettuce]

Aw, starlit home, I'm so sorry, that's so mean, if you lived here I'd have taken you out. xxx