Things I cannot say out loud....

[cowboys angel]

Grrrrrr old ladies sometimes irritate me

 

[Natsku]

What a silly woman - cucumbers are great!

 

[cowboys angel]

I just fed my baby watermelon which is also like 90% water...will that give her gas too?

 

[MizzDeeDee]

cucumbers..really?

 

[Natsku]

Maria had some water today - 100% water - she had terrible gas

Actually she did cos idiot OH gave her fizzy water and she threw it up everywhere - thats a rant in the making!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Maria had some water today - 100% water - she had terrible gas

Actually she did cos idiot OH gave her fizzy water and she threw it up everywhere - thats a rant in the making!

From Coffee to Fizzy drinks huh?

 

[StarlitHome]

you wanna hear a good one? on par with the cucumber thing.

my grandfather's wife (NOT my Nan) saw me when I was 5 months pregnant and we were talking about cravings, etc. I said I'd just got over a massive (unbelievable) craving for strawberries.
she says "oh, well you can't eat strawberries if you're breastfeeding, you know. they'll curdle your milk."

?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i still laugh hysterically when I think of that. really??? you think that????

 

[KittenKat]

I know cucumbers give me wind, but I didn't notice if it gave my two eldest girls it and they could pack it away for a pasttime, Mia being the worst, she went through a phase when all she wanted to eat was cucumber

 

[Natsku]

Maria had some water today - 100% water - she had terrible gas

Actually she did cos idiot OH gave her fizzy water and she threw it up everywhere - thats a rant in the making!

From Coffee to Fizzy drinks huh?

My poor baby I really have to stop OH but he doesn't listen!


@strawberries curdling your milk

 

[cowboys angel]

Maria had some water today - 100% water - she had terrible gas

Actually she did cos idiot OH gave her fizzy water and she threw it up everywhere - thats a rant in the making!

From Coffee to Fizzy drinks huh?

My poor baby I really have to stop OH but he doesn't listen!


@strawberries curdling your milk

MizzDeeDee: Like you can talk! Bottles of chocolate!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Yeah.. but chocolate is healthy..... duh.

I need some "me" time to respond to this thread. I think I'm going to let my daughter play unsupervised on my bed with a thick blanket and a plugged in toaster next to a glass of water. Do you guys think that's okay?

 

[cowboys angel]

Sounds like fun to me! Make sure you put some bread on the bed too with a serrated knife so she can cut her bread and toast it and she needs jelly too, k?

 

[Natsku]

Sounds like a good fun playtime!

 

[Geek]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Sounds like a good fun playtime!

Well I believe that babies need "me" time just like we do. I don't want to smother her with my mothering so I let her have plenty of privacy to do things on her own.. like suck on her foot or chew on toys with very small pieces.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

Why do they do this? All they have to do is pause the friking game!

 

[Natsku]

Oh yes babies do need their private time to do such things as playing with electrical sockets and eating non-food stuffs.

 

[yourstruly10]

Dear OH
If the xbox wasn't mine I would have thrown it out of the window by now. Don't you dare ignore your son again while you're playing on it (while complaining how rubbish the game he's playing is) or I will sell it while you're at work. It's not like I ever get to play on it anyway.

I could have typed the same thing eccept about the computer.

Pretty much

Dear OH. If I didn't need the computer for BnB and the ladies on there who keep me sane it would be gone.


Every time I ask him to watch the kids so I can shower, nap ect I come down to find him ignoring them and him playing computer games. This morning he gave our oldest a slice of bread for breakfast and turned on his game. I came down thankfully and gave her a real meal.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Self: You had two glasses of wine. Bad bad mommy.

 

[Natsku]

Self: You had two glasses of wine. Bad bad mommy.

Only two? I agree bad mummy, you need to have at least 4 to make it worthwhile...