Things I cannot say out loud....

[Spunky]

To Self: Unpack the damn boxes. You are embarrassed to have people over but you hide behind James not to unpack. It'll never get done it you don't do it! Find yourself some freaking time!!!

MizzDeeDee I saw some pics of myself recently and was so sad over my tummy (and that my glass lenses are weird but I don't want to go buy new glasses yet since I hate picking them out, like the ones I have, need a new perscription, plus we're watching money because we just moved). I wonder when we'll feel good about ourselves again?

Here's a tip, just find somewhere to hide all the boxes - thats what I did If I haven't unpacked them in a few months time then I'm throwing them out.

AWESOME idea! Only we actually need most of the stuff in them! Can't find the children's tylenol for his teeth coming in. Took a week to find our spare diapers (when we were running out). It's getting ridiculous! We moved almost a month ago! But I think I will be hiding some in the garage (once we unpack some of those!) soon!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Self: That hair cut really worked to help you feel a little better about yourself.. no more mommy do(hair pulled back and away from face)....

but I still feel fat.... **sigh**

 

[cerrie311]

30 day shred- I know I'm only on day#2 but ughhhh I am more sore than after I had my c-section (soreness is in my thighs not belly though) Damn you Jillian Michales this better be worth it lol.

 

[Lauki]

Hubby - Please take good care of our little baby for the next 2-3 hours! It's the first time she's going out without me and I'm scared!!!! I know I should trust you which is why I can't say this out loud. But I'm nervous!
I know I should relax and take this as me time, but I don't know if I can!!

Why am I feeling like this .

 

[Eliza_V]

DH: Thanks SO much for leaving my Yummy Mummy changing bag at the local shopping centre last night, and only noticing this morning Luckily you left it in a shop and not the car park in the rain.. And it had LOs Sophie/favourite ball/medicines in!! Luckily I'd taken my purse out.. You're SO lucky it got handed in and it didn't get taken!!!

 

[Natsku]

Hubby - Please take good care of our little baby for the next 2-3 hours! It's the first time she's going out without me and I'm scared!!!! I know I should trust you which is why I can't say this out loud. But I'm nervous!
I know I should relax and take this as me time, but I don't know if I can!!

Why am I feeling like this .

Aww its hard the first time but he'll be fine with her - now relax!!

 

[Lauki]

Time for a bubble bath .

 

[Natsku]

Oooo jealous! Can't remember the last time I had a bubble bath. Hell can't remember the last time I had a bath!

 

[Lettuce]

smelly nats!
It's ok lauki, I feel a bit nervous if oh takes Jen too! It's not that you don't trust them, it's just no one can do as Goidelic a job as you! he'll be ok tho, try to enjoy yourself.

Jen, stop biting me! Yes, I am delighted with your first tooth, stop it!!!
Me: try not to get stressed this week, everything will work out fine, relax.

 

[Lauki]

I couldn't help but text him !
She refused the formula (secret yay!) he offered her. But she is happy he said!!

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, it's fine to txt too! hehe!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Can I please just teleport to California for today?

Goodbye, Auntie Bee. I love you so much! I'll miss you.

 

[sherlock]

OH - I don't even think you were in the queue when they handed out common sense.

Yes, we're renovating our house. Yes, I expect mess while it's being done. But for the love of God WHY did you not either a) warn me or b) cover stuff up before you got the electric sander out and covered EVERYTHING in dust??!! LOs toys / books? Dusty. Nappies? Dusty. Clean laundry? Dusty. Sofa? Dusty.

I cleared everything off the kitchen work top except the kettle so I could still make tea - and you left that out so now that's covered in dust too!

And don't yell at me because I ran up and down the stairs with armfuls of stuff in an attempt to rescue it, and it's now all over our bed / floor because there's nowhere else for it to go, and I can't even begin to de-dust it or tidy it away because LO is screaming, and so I have just sat and cried. It's your fault, not mine!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

 

[tummymummy]

DD DAD- I hate you you are truly a waste of space. We do not have shared custody i just wanted to not be a cow and let her see you as often as you wanted, if you think we have shared custody why do i pay for everything???? Why are you never interested in decision making and helping out??????Why can you not manage to pay your £7 pound maintainence and why do you either ruin or not send back lo clothes and send shit too small crap back??? The only decent thing you have ever done in your life is make lo. Please dont tell lo one your sorry that you have to share her with me and that your sorry she has to come to "MY HOUSE" its her fecking home you T**T
RANT OVER

 

[chichestermum]

I wonder when we'll feel good about ourselves again?

***sigh*** I wonder too....

you should feel good about yourselves already girlies! look at these gorgeous babies that we grew inside us! we did that! our little overhangs here and there are just a reminder that we made such beautiful little children xxx

 

[Bartness]

OH~ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, for taking me and jaxon out for dinner. And thank you for letting me have TWO margaritas, and get a total buzz. Thank you for taking care of jaxon tonight, so I can laze about enjoying my buzz! Awsome night. Loving the free time! Dinner was great, and yes I am a total light weight, its been like 6 months since I've had more than a sip of alcohol!

 

[StarlitHome]

MIL - I wish you'd ASKED if you could get us a tree instead of calling to say you'd already bought us one and were bringing it over now. If you'd ever visited our place since we moved in, you'd have realized a bit more notice might be nice considering the small amount of space we have. On that note, have you noticed that every time you say "Oooh sweet grandbaby, I only see you once a week" I say "Come over anytime during the week after you're done work!"?? I am serious, you know.

DH - thank you. Thank you for coming home and seeing that the giant tree sitting undecorated in the main room smelling of HOME and CHRISTMAS was making me feel blue. Thank you for making a plan to shop for decorations, thank you for taking me out of the house for dinner, and thank you for being such a romantic and choosing our wedding color scheme for our Christmas tree. I love you.

MIL - okay okay I love the tree now. So thanks. But... I still wish you'd asked first.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To my body:


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

 

[Spunky]

James please stop waking up at 5 am for food. You used to sleep ten hours straight I miss that.... for mommy to stay sane she needs sleep. Love you!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Go away AF. I don't want you back just yet.