Things I cannot say out loud....

[Natsku]

Took me about a day after she was born before I started carrying her one handed

 

[Eliza_V]

My FIL gave a sort of shocked/surprised look when we visited when LO was 4 weeks, and I was carrying her round the kitchen with one hand and sorting her stuff with the other He said "I've never seen anyone carry a baby like that before!" (I was carrying in sort of like the colic-hold, but with one hand) and I explained that the antenatal teachers at NCT taught us, it's good for her wind, and it helps me get things done! I was worried he was criticising me, but he then said he wasn't, he was just surprised and not in a bad way, as after all "how did people get things done in the old days or in other countries where they don't have things to entertain babies, or other people to look after them" etc so I was pleasantly surprised there! He was going on about how we don't realise 'til we're parents that babies aren't as fragile as we think, so it was quite nice to see me confidently walking around the kitchen with the baby slung over one arm and carrying on doing what I needed to do with the other, lol.

But don't worry about them Broken, he's your baby I know it's easier said than done though hun. xx

 

[tanya]

Sil- thanks for thinking of us but I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do with sixteen pink weaning spoons (he already has loads of spoons) and 8 boxes of baby cereal that goes out of date within the next two months (he has adult cereal now, weetabix etc)
But thanks for the thought...

Dh, brace yourself I've decided we need to move the furniture round in our lounge, I think I've figured out a way that we could have a bit more space, I plan to try and persuade you that decorating at the same time would be sensible and that we need a new carpet (we absolutely definitely do, it's foul!)

 

[divadexie]

I don't feel sorry nor ashamed for telling OH nan ''Don't you DARE feed that to her!'' when she walked across the room with my LAST mini daim bar after Telling OH she was having it to give a bite to LO and after he turned LO away and said No she doesnt need that she STILL went to take a bit out of her own mouth to give to her! It PISSES ME OFF that she CANNOT listen to instructions my kids do NOT NEED sweets!!
''Well what does she have for a sweet'' indeed, after lunch too, No fucking wonder you have diabetes you sugar obsessed crazy bat! (her diabetes is self induced btw).

YOu don't invite yourself over 1 min before you arrive and then complain that the dogs are in there crate and complain that I should let them out, errrr NO because she was just spayed and is not allowed to jump about and THEN moan at me what did I put her through that for its not like my male has his bits?! AGHH



DS I am a little bit pissed off that you used your cough and pretended to have a coughing fit to get out of doing your reading workbook on friday- but HAHA the teacher wrote it in your homework book, stop being a little sneak!



Dear People- stop treating me like I am incapable, I don't find it helpful I feel patronized, weird random man asking me if I wanted a hand to get LO into the house (we have 2 steps at the gate and 3 at the house door) err.... do you think I just wait for some random passer by to help me every time I go in and out?!
I am used to having to open doors with one hand or my back and getting the buggy through.

And to the people that aren't even going to offer a hand, don't leave stupid crap in the way so that I can't reach to pull the door open and get the buggy out without looking like a twat tripping over a sack of bird seed!



Dear dog, I am so proud of you afer getting spayed you have been so good leaving your wound alone and where you got you dew claws off



LO- will you PLEASE hurry up and learn how to walk because the very thought of having the health visitor up my arse and pushing me to get the occupational therapists back just raises my blood pressure! You have 2 months to get on your feet now PLEASE get a MOVE ON!!




Dear Rats- your HUUUUGE new cage gets here tomorrow I hope OH doesnt die at the site of it he thinks the one I have now is big!



Oh and dear dog again please do not puke up half your dinner in the morning you are making mummy terribly paranoid and worried I hope it was just an after effect of the anasthetic and you will be ok now

 

[tanya]

I'm sorry. I couldn't leave my post here. Baring my soul and my history was too much for me to have out on a public forum.
I don't even know why I typed it.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

He is MY child I think I know him better than you a compleat stranger! how dare you try.make me feel.guilty for having my first night away from him in THREE years! I am.nervous enough about it as it is I do not need you telling.me that.it will be bad for him and that.do.I really need a night out! just because you were lucky to.get an autistic diagnosos early doenst mean I havr to worry every day.. there is no point of me worrying untill I get a diagnosis in a years time as FYI they dont test kids under three for chance.of.missdiagnosos so how much of.a red neck.will you have if you 19 month old.son doesnt have autism! worry about your own.life and keep your damb nose out of.mine

 

[Lettuce]

Divadixie. but yay for good dogs and big rat cages!

Tanya, hope you are ok.

Rainbowbaby2 of course you deserve a night off from being mummy! How rude!

 

[OnErth&InHvn]

to the lady down the hall who cant seem to shut up about my dogs:

Yes you, the one who cant seem to shut up. The police already told you to pick up my dogs poop or shut up if you didnt like where they pooped. You didnt get that message i guess. Youve already complained to the owners and the landlord who told you to shut up and you didnt get that message. Now today, youre claiming youll call the Board Of Health and Childrens Services-- GO AHEAD!! Ill dial for you! Id happily invite them in and they can see i dont live in trash or anywhere near that! I know how to clean up after my animals.

Shut The F*ck up you old hag!

 

[tanya]

My apologies for last night. I had a weak moment, I watched a stupid film that dredged up load of feelings and memories I don't like to think about.
I then for some reason decided to pour my heart out on here, while if did help typing it all I realised I wasn't comfortable having details about what happened to me as a child on a public forum that I've never told anyone before not even dh, he knows the very basics.

 

[Natsku]

Tanya. Sometimes its good just to write things down and then delete - its the writing it out that helps, not the sharing really.

 

[Lettuce]

I agree with nats, I hope even just writing it helped.

Me: it was a comic strip, why can't you just forget it?! Why are you still scared by it?! It's not even a scary film, it was a CARTOON strip! you really are pathetic.

 

[Lauki]

Me: it was a comic strip, why can't you just forget it?! Why are you still scared by it?! It's not even a scary film, it was a CARTOON strip! you really are pathetic.

Haha, I'm like that even with normal books, I don't even need pictures!
We can be whimps together!

 

[divadexie]

OH- you are so lucky the kids were around this morning because I could have quite happily punched you

I get up before you and get the kids up. I make YOUR coffee- I don't even drink coffee so its not like I'd be making one anyway.
I iron YOUR work stuff.
You get up leaving yourself enough time to get washed dressed drink coffee and go to work.
Do NOT get up and have a go at me because YOU left your work trousers on the bedroom floor last week so they haven't been washed.
Yes, I agree I do the washing but I am not SUPPOSED to do the washing and I am DEFINITELY NOT supposed to pick up after your lazy ass I am not your mother
I have told you time and time again if you want it clean put it infront of the wasching machine, if its not there I am not going to wash it and I am certainly not picking up after you any more you selfish lazy shit.

I hope you do keel over at the sight of my new rat cage because its really huge

Oh, and Im not talking to you until I get an apology for treating me like your bloody skivvy.

Aagh, I just can't believe that when I told him it was not my job to pick his washing up off the bedroom floor he replied that it was!!! I am SO infuriated!!



Dear dog, thank you for not being sick this morning I hope you are better now

 

[Lauki]

Ugh I hate that attitude of men.
Before I do the laundry I tell my hubby to gather everything he wants to have washed. Whatever he doesn't grab, doens't get washed and he knows that!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Me: Stop being so damn silly. You'll find your driver's license by June and if you don't, you can get a replacement at the DMV once you get there. It's no big tragedy! Also, you'll get indefinite leave to remain on Wednesday. You have a son here and have been living with DH the entire time. He has a job and an income. It's fine! STOP WORRYING!!!!!!

 

[Lauki]

I meant Nats !

7 feeds sounds brilliant! I'm actually worried 5 isn't enough!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I think you posted in the wrong thread, Lauki

 

[Lauki]

Ugh. Sophie stands up next to the laptop and randomly bashes buttons resulting in me doing everything wrong .

I normally end up typing things 4 times and having to use backspace 589025809285902 times because she presses random things like /*/*-/*-///// * and then she manages to make me post in the wrong thread as well (I was typing it in the right one )

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Tanya I hope writing it out helped you feel better

Joshy, baby what is wrong today. Your soooooo very grumpy ): maybe next time when mummy says its nap time you'll listen instead of grinning at me then having a total meltdown 30 mins later.

Mum... If you tell me to just get my head down & I'll feel better one more time I might scream. If I could I would! Also... Talking to me this morning about your sister & totally glossing over what grandad did is not okay. I am still pissed off with him.

FOB... Just fuck off yeah.

 

[cerrie311]

Mom, I truly appreciate your concern but don't ask me about things myself or OH have said in the morning (they live downstairs from us) Saying that was rude and blah blah blah... I don't ask you about you and dad's fights...We weren't even fighting, OH was in the shower and heard LO crying and said "Cerrie the baby" he is not going to get out dripping wet and tend to him...I hate when people get in my business...