Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lauki]

Other mummies spoken to today!

No! I don't want to put my baby in her room wide awake and leave her to herself to fall asleep.

I go to bed at night with my husband and fall asleep together with him. I like this, it makes me feel safe. So I will sit with my girlie until she is asleep. She sleeps 11+ hours at night, why should I change something that works!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

Emmy if your using the carton one you dont need to do anything but if strait from egg whisk it x

 

[tanya]

To myself- yep I can definately see how that comment could be misconstrued, maybe make it a little bit more obvious you are joking in future since you now lost a friend coz she didn't take it how you thought she would, anyone wouldve thought it was a joke and either laughed or put it down to strange person on fb, I didn't mean it to sound so offensive but tbh after knowing me for 10 years you really should have at least realised I have an odd sense of humour!

Basically this woman I used to work with, had three kids who are always Ill with one thing or another. (seriously they have the school threatening them they are off that much! Either kids are hypochondriacs or the mothers got munchausen) well she put on fb that all three kids were sick again so I said "your kids are always sick! If I was you if have them all put in care and adopt new ones from better breeding stock"

Anyone think that's totally in appropriate and deserves me being called a rude name and blocked? I thought it was a joke? If someone sent that to me id laugh....

Seriously think I have social problems, I just don't seem to know how to communicate with people, the only friend I really have has only lasted as long as she has coz she lives 1/2 hour away and doesn't drive so I control when I see her and can make sure I have plenty of warning before visiting (unplanned visitors makes me anxious)

 

[Lettuce]

I have a sick sense of humour then, cos I found that funny...


Oh please, don't let the pain be too bad, I'm sorry I haven't done any exercise for years... be gentle! (been to my first spin class in five years, I'm scared of the pain morning will bring...)

 

[Emmy1987]

I found it funny too!

LO - leave my bloody laptop alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eliza_V]

If someone I didn't know said that to me, I would probably take offense.. But if it was a good friend then I most likely wouldn't! But I have a sick sense of humour too.. As you say, if it's a friend who has known you for years, and knows your sense of humour, then her taking offense does seem pretty strange!!

Don't worry about it, if she'll fly off the handle over nothing then maybe she isn't worth your friendship

 

[Emmy1987]

Family - yeah screw you we didn't need your help anyway!

Us - please let one of the places we're going to view suit us perfectly and have bedrooms big enough so that we can squeeze another baby in!

 

[Fergie]

Little yobs who are ruining our lives

I hate you all. You have destroyed our happy home with your constant harassment. The noise you love to make has forced me to take anti-depressants and very nearly pushed my OH to smack you all. You all think it's so funny don't you ?, especially you you little fucker instigator. It won't be that funny shortly though when you leave for the army. You stupid little shit, i wish i could be there when you realise my brother is your Sgt. How the hell you haven't realised this is beyond me considering he was the one you tried to smack the other night. Yeah a puny little ged like you wouldn't be able to break his nail let alone try and connect with his face. You are in for the beasting of your life and i hope it hurts like hell. You threaten me, my OH or my daughter again and i will do time for you. And as for that slapper of a mother of yours, she'd better watch out or i'll be the one phoning social services on her for leaving her kids overnight while she works oh yeah and when exactly did she pass her driving test ??. According to the police she doesn't have a licence. The next time i see her sit her manky little gadgee arse into that car my phone will be redhot to the police. I genuinely hope you get posted off to Afghanistan and then you'll be found to be the little coward, bullshitting waste of life and space that you are. You are scum and so is your bloody family.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

whoever swapped my son for this child from hell ..... GIVE HIM BACK

 

[Lettuce]

fergie, karma is going to get em, and get em good!

 

[Eliza_V]

Woah Fergie! Big hugs! What have they been doing?! I lived in an area that sounds similar to where you are now; the people round there were nothing but trouble! We got death threats for doing absolutely nothing..

 

[BabyBoo36]

So, Satan-in-law, you've decided you're "sorry" have you? Really, or is that just because we've blocked access to your niece? Don't bother ringing this week - I'm ill, Pud is ill and DH is ill so we won't be answering the phone to you. And I don't believe you're sorry either - it's a damn easy word to say, and a hard word to mean. I don't go off words, I go off actions, and haven't we been here before? You say you're sorry and 6 months later, you do exactly the same thing again. Well no more missy. Stuff your "sorry" up your fat, pathetic, attention seeking ass. You still won't be seeing me until hell freezes over.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Some people just never learn Babyboo

 

[Lettuce]

My mum used to say "sorry won't clean up the spilt milk!" and my granny used to say "sorry means you won't do it again, are you SURE you're sorry?"
It sucks that you're all ill too

 

[Fergie]

It's hell living here. This is my home village, the village i was born, brought up in and lived in til 9 years ago and they've turned it into Beirut. We have the yobs shouting, screaming and trying to smash in our windows every night of the week and it's pushed me to breaking point. It's one family living here and yet the council won't do anything as everyone else is too scared to complain. The scumbag that's joining the army told me he'd slash me and do in my kid too. And when i called in the police i was told i'd could be charged with threatening behaviour !. I didn't thankfully as the duty Sgt understood why i'd gone out and had a go at them all, he also was my OH's Sgt when he was in the police but we only found that out when he came out to say the charges wouldn't stick. I can't live here anymore it's making me so ill my pancreas has gone into meltdown which scares me as i want to be here to see Boo grow up. That little shitty family has destroyed our lives here, but as you said Lettuce, Karma will bite them on their shiny, lazy arses

 

[tommyg]

Just found where this thread had dissappeared to.

Fergie sorry your having a hard time. Are you sure none of your neighbours will complain? Not sure if the law has changed but councils used to only need 2 people to sign the bit of paper to say they would stand up in court to get somebody evicted. But very seldom did cases ever actually go to court. We lived in a council flat when I was small and somebody moved in under an old lady who was next to us they were playing loud music at all hours, making the old ladies in particulars life a misery, my mum complained to the coucil who said they only needed 2 signatures so they both signed the papers.

This might also be a good place for me to put my rant! I feel guilty if I was to moan in TTC I've got a baby many of those ladies don't and are desprite for their first. I never used to understand the desperation of ladies struggling to concieve #2 or more.

AF where the hell have you gone????????? I've not seen you since Smurfs birthday in Febuary thats 2 months ago. Smurf needs a sibling, I want another baby or 2, you need to be seen.
Overies get your act in gear and work. I suspect I may be mildly affected with PCOS but I can't be sure. Hence the irregular cycles.

Smurf please get rid of the cold and start STTN again, please?

 

[Natsku]

fergie

Myself - don't be so ill, you need to look after Maria but you can't do that if you can't even get out of bed. And why does it have to be a weekend so the health centre is shut?!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

House, why are you not self decorating!

Mum, a million thank yous for everything you have done. Tiny rant... Really would have been nice if you asked me if it was okay for your friend to come see me & Josh today, we might have had plans, but your usually really good with that so I forgive you

OH, thank you for coming over these past few weeks & helping me sort out the chaos of my house, I'm sure it's not what you actually wanted to be doing. Also, thanks so much for coming straight over & hugging me when my mum had that huge row with me.

Joshy, baby you are a little star!! Thank you for being so good while mummy has been decorating. I know the new house has been cold & messy & noisy & mummy hasn't always been there to comfort you. But you've been so good & I'm so very proud of you. You will love our new house.

Self, stop being silly about Josh going in his own room. It's for the best, you will both sleep better.

 

[Karlie06]

Fergie

 

[rainbowbaby2]

seriously why are men soooooo lazy.... ask him to entertain Lo so I can clean but he cant even do that n gets ratty at me coz i told him to get off his fat lazy ass and clean then