Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lauki]

No way Sophie would let me force feed her! If she's had enough she begins chucking the food around .

I think it's so much healthier to teach kids they don't have to eat when they're not hungry.

 

[Fergie]

No way Sophie would let me force feed her! If she's had enough she begins chucking the food around .

I think it's so much healthier to teach kids they don't have to eat when they're not hungry.

Totally agree . I don't think we'd ever have to force Boo to eat, she's a wee gannet and scoffs everything ... including the garlic bread she stole off her daddys plate last night .

To my dad - Yes i am allowing you to see Boo, but don't think though that we will ever have a relationship cause we won't. We are giving you one chance and one chance only. If you ever treat Boo the way you treated me for 28 years we will walk away. I am putting Boo first, something you NEVER did and i seriously hope you realise that.

Little shitty neighbours - If you touch my washing i'll break your fingers.

That is all for now

 

[Natsku]

Maria - please stop grabbing and squeezing my belly fat and giggling

 

[Emmy1987]

Maria - please stop grabbing and squeezing my belly fat and giggling

Me - why did you look at the man laying in the road?

 

[Lettuce]

oh god Emmy, that's terrible.

To estates in work: fix the goddamn air con ya knobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BabyBoo36]

I hear ya babyboo! Is it wrong I hope he didn't get up just so you get to pour the water on him?!

Unfortunately (or fortunately for him) he did get up before I could launch an ice cold water attack. He's now text me whining about his throat again thou, which means I'm in for another few days of doing absolutely everything while he complains and does nothing. Oh no - my mistake - that's normal!

 

[Bartness]

today is memorial day, woke up to a wonderful notice...daycare is closed for the week, as my providers mother was given 2 days live by hospice yesterday. since today is a holiday, I have been unable to find alernate care, and am now in danger of loosing my job. there loss, not mine. if I get fired i'll just have the motivation I need to find a better job...

 

[tanya]

Oh dear barness, I'd come have him if I wasn't thousands of miles away!

I'm quietly terrified of going to a new mother and baby group tomorrow, I got forced out of our usual one by a clique that decided I wasn't good enough for them, I'm not a perfect mother, im not skinny and I don't wear expensive summer dresses to play with my baby.
I let Flynn explore things for himself and learn, meaning he is ahead of most of his milestones. I am fat, that's not gonna change quickly lol, I dont have much money since I quit work to be a sahm, some things are more important to me thn clothes etc and I'm more comfortable in men's shorts and a baggy tee!
I don't really understand why they've done it but they have and I now feel unwelcome at the baby group we've been going to since Flynn wa 8 days old.
Time to find a new one, I've had an invite for me and Flynn to go to a toddler groups jubilee party tomorrow and I think we're gonna go and hopefully these will be frendlier people, I'm so lonely it's not even funny.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Oh my god Tanya thats horrible. I hate people like that. Sorry we don't all care more about our clothes. Jesus!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Week....will you please hurry up & get to saturday. I want my OH back.

Weather....please brighten up in Brid. I want him to enjoy his holiday.

Self...stop being so effing grumpy. Sit down, calm down & decide what to do about FOB, but stop being grumpy. No more feeling hopeless remember...

 

[StarlitHome]

Landlord - wow, you know you've left the entire building (that's 3 floors full of people with at least 45 children all together) with just ONE FUNCTIONING DRYER for the whole weekend??
FFS.
I tell you what, if our laundry is actually dry in the morning (currently draped all over the apartment) you can say good-bye to our drying money... We'll just use the free breezes to dry our things instead of your stupid, expensive, always-breaking machines.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Starlit I that pic of Molly

 

[Emmy1987]

Cat - stop sleeping in the playpen!

OH - please help around the house, doing the washing up is not enough! There's a lot to do like - hoovering, mopping, cleaning the toilet/bath/sink, poofing the sofa cushions, putting washing away, putting washing on, drying the washing, dusting, changing the beds, cleaning the highchair... need I continue? Yes I'm at home from tuesday to saturday but as you well know Daisy is a pain in the ass and won't let me get all this done.

Daisy - shut up! Jesus H Christ you are so close to being locked in the damn shed today! I've already had to eat a burnt lunch because you we're screaming in the travel cot so had to clean the playpen to chuck you in so I could dish up and eat my chargrilled food.

Woman on TV, I want to take a pair of scissors to the wart on your face...

Me - go and get your fucking happy pills! You clearly bloody need them. Also stop shouting at Daisy and making her cry.



I hate hate hate days on my own with nothing to do. My poor Doo deserves a better mum than me

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Big Emmy. It's okay, this will only be a phase You're a wonderful mummy

 

[tanya]

Oh emmy! You're a great mum! You know you need help and you are getting it, why not just go out for walks when there's nothing else to do? At least then you will be out for a while.
I've found that if I'm in a bad mood and having a bad day Flynn picks up on it and he has a bad day too now however bad I feel I try to hide it from him.

 

[Emmy1987]

I've just collected my prescription for my happy pills after two months of not taking them, can't wait for them to kick in!!

 

[Lettuce]

Emmy and tanya. I do the same. tanya, sorry about the bitchmums. Stupid ladies. More concerned about appearances than their kid.

Me: god, those photos from the beach are grotesque. You have let yourself go. Seriously. The legs! it's as if you're still pumped full of fluid after the c section.
I've done something so stupid that I can't tell anyone... I've entered a marathon for next year...

 

[Emmy1987]

Emmy and tanya. I do the same. tanya, sorry about the bitchmums. Stupid ladies. More concerned about appearances than their kid.

Me: god, those photos from the beach are grotesque. You have let yourself go. Seriously. The legs! it's as if you're still pumped full of fluid after the c section.
I've done something so stupid that I can't tell anyone... I've entered a marathon for next year...

Oooh you mad woman! Good luck!!!!! Braver than me!

 

[Natsku]

Ooooo crazy lady! Good luck!!!

 

[Lettuce]

I've only ran 10ks before... I'm toast.