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So I was talking to OH tonight about how my friend thought I might have had an early misscarriage since my cramps were so bad this month. Well this is how the conversation continued:

OH Says: "I don't think she knows what she is talking about"

Me: " I would think so, she has had a couple miscarriages"

OH Says : "Yeh but didn't she get a BFP or a BFN"?

Me: " Yes she got a BFP....wait....Did you really just say BFP and BFN? I think my forum talk is rubbing off on you"

OH Says: " I don't know what you are talking about..now c'mon let's go do some babydancing!"

This made me laugh so I had to share! Anyone else's OH as dorky as mine? teeheheh.
 
lol funny you should say that. At first my OH was like "whats BFP?" "What the hell is BD?" and id be just as confused as him some of the time. But now, when I read the threads he says all the correct terms and is getting better at working out what they mean!! No secrets now then!
 
i asked DH....

me..........................................him
BFN?.......................................no
BFP?.......................................no
TTC?.......................................no
BD?.........................................Yes! Bondage!
OPK?.......................................no
HPT?......................................no
FMU?.......................................no
AF?.........................................no
DH?.........................................no
DS?DD?DW?..............................no...I know what DPis though!! Double penitration!

pmsl
 
i asked DH....

me..........................................him
BFN?.......................................no
BFP?.......................................no
TTC?.......................................no
BD?.........................................Yes! Bondage!
OPK?.......................................no
HPT?......................................no
FMU?.......................................no
AF?.........................................no
DH?.........................................no
DS?DD?DW?..............................no...I know what DPis though!! Double penitration!

pmsl
:rofl:
 
:rofl: thanks for the laugh girls!

I'm going to ask my DH and see what he comes up with!
 
Ok...i'm going to ask DH the following right now along with his answers LOL Ok, I MADE him have a stab in the dark at all of them!

me..........................................him
TTC........................................Tough times counted lol
BFN?.......................................birth for never - what the?
BFP?.......................................big fat positive - bingo!
BD?.........................................bouncing doodles :rofl:
OPK?.......................................other penis something?? :rofl:
HPT?......................................hormonal pressure times LOL
TWW?.......................................tits with wine? :rofl:
AF?.........................................after fertility
DH?.........................................dick head LOL
 
Ok...i'm going to ask DH the following right now along with his answers LOL Ok, I MADE him have a stab in the dark at all of them!

me..........................................him
TTC........................................Tough times counted lol
BFN?.......................................birth for never - what the?
BFP?.......................................big fat positive - bingo!
BD?.........................................bouncing doodles :rofl:
OPK?.......................................other penis something?? :rofl:
HPT?......................................hormonal pressure times LOL
TWW?.......................................tits with wine? :rofl:
AF?.........................................after fertility
DH?.........................................dick head LOL

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
me..........................................him
TTC........................................Time To Copulate?
BFN?....................................... he knows this one.. although he replaces F with "Fckin" mind you he doesn't cuss...so it is the editted version of the word.
BFP?.......................................Same as above but with positive.
BD?.........................................Baby dance OHHH YEH
OPK?....................................... only p*ssy kissing (omg)
HPT?......................................honey pudding time
TWW?.......................................trannys with wangs (omg)
AF?.........................................arse f*cker (omg)
DH?.........................................Dumb Husband (so true) hehe

After doing this with DH I came out a little scarred...haha
 
this is hilarious, good thread :rofl::rofl:
here is my hubby:

TTC - take the car
BFN - big fat no (almost!)
BFP - big fat positive
BD - big daddy
OPK - old pompous cat
HPT - no answer
TWW - don't know
AF - after f***ing
DH - is now bored and will not play anymore!!
 
heheh I think this should be stickied...it's sooooooo funny!
 
Here is my husband:

TTC - test tube child (!!)
BFN - didn't know
BFP - big fat positive (he guessed this one after I told him what BFP stood for!)
BD - big d*ck *sigh*
OPK - 'something to do with ovulation' - half a point there I reckon
HPT - home pregnancy test
TWW - didn't know
AF - didn't know
DH - deep hole (???)

:rofl:
 

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