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Pregnant - 3rd Trimester
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No La Leche League here either. PrayinForBaby, what part of Ohio are you in?
Lol @ bringing home the goodies! I miss the days when I felt good enough to think of it that way!
And definitely hope you win and post the article for our amusement too! And then donate the condoms to an outreach program.
Magnums don't fit over his massive mushroom head, can't even get them halfway over the head before they pop off and go flying across the room like a frisbee! When he gets too turned on, his head gets huge. The first time we tried to have sex (he was a virgin then), my vagina closed up in fear when I saw it. Took another week before we even tried again. It looked like a monster!
Lol @ bringing home the goodies! I miss the days when I felt good enough to think of it that way!
And definitely hope you win and post the article for our amusement too! And then donate the condoms to an outreach program.
Magnums don't fit over his massive mushroom head, can't even get them halfway over the head before they pop off and go flying across the room like a frisbee! When he gets too turned on, his head gets huge. The first time we tried to have sex (he was a virgin then), my vagina closed up in fear when I saw it. Took another week before we even tried again. It looked like a monster!