ATTN: ASHER ROWAN MANUEL MESZAROS RE: EVICTION NOTICE
Asher,
You were quite the surprise. I can say that honestly. But a very welcomed and loved surprise. It's been a long couple of months, combined with an extremely long and cold winter, but mister, we need to talk.
Since November, you have inflicted upon me excitement and joy, pain, panic, and so many other emotions. I cannot forget the constant rib tickling, which, my dear, DOES NOT tickle one bit. Then there's the back pain, the cramping, the braxton hicks, the vomitting, the cravings...MAN, do you LOVE those Aero bars and 3am cheesecake, kid... the aversions, the lack of sleep, the inability to empty my bladder and bowels, and of course, the ability to empty my bladder and bowel only when you allow me to. I can't forget the pleasure you seem to get by using my bladder as a trampoline. As we approach your anticipated date of escape, the bladder seems to be more and more frequent, as do those bowels.
I understand that my uterus has been your home, but you only have a 40 week lease. This letter is to inform you that this is week 37. You have three weeks to vacate the premises. Should you choose not to vacate the premises on or before July 20, 2014, please accept this as your notice that for every day extra that you choose to occupy the uterus, you will lose one year's allowance. Ask your brother and sisters, and they will tell you that you do not want to miss out on the generosity that is Mommy's wallet. Your sister still has 4 years left on her penalty.
Please begin to throw your cord over your shoulder and pack up your placenta. Make your decent through the cervical exit, remembering to FULLY dislodge the plug that has been holding you in for the last 37 weeks. No more of this piece by piece crap and making me do laundry on a daily basis. Finally, exit out of Mommy. Be sure to drain the fluid and please don't be like your brother who swallowed the plug. If you're that hungry, Mommy has two boobs filled with yummy milk to give you, so make your exit quick.
On that note, I love you, Asher. See you soon, little man.
I agree, get that progesterone checked. ALSO, make sure they continue to check your betas so there's no chance of ectopic and risk losing a tube!!
hope Asher comes right on time
...After BFN, I really wished I would have stayed put at the hotel and did NOTHING for a few days!! Anywho...don't do anything you may regret later 
hoping it's a great outcome for you
