Smommy-I agree with you on Ready being the mom!! lol
Wishing-Happy Bday, have fun and be safe!!!
Peach-go get your Preseed girl!!
Ok So here is the story. So her bday was last Monday, the 4th, and the weekend before her bday Cody and I were going to the lake and going camping, we have gone to the lake every weekend since June. We normally go down on Sat afternoon and go out for a quick swim and then Cody does some night fishing and then Sunday we go out and just swim and hang out on the boat, no rush to get up or do anything. Well MIL had asked Cody to go to Springfield, about 1 hr 15 min from us, with her on Sunday for her birthday. (it is weird, she likes to go to Springfield and they go eat and just hang out all day.) This made me mad because we had gotten to the lake latter than normal, like 5 so there was no time really to swim, my whole reason for going to the lake. So we were going to have to leave early Sunday so he could go do whatever with mil. Well Cody called her and told her he wasn't going, he had already made plans with me and they could go at a later time. WELL....Here is where it gets good. I am hearing him on the phone with her: He said well maybe we can go camping like you said you wanted to. SO he hangs up the phone and I say so you and your mom are going camping next weekend??!!! Cody: No that would be a little weird, you are going too!!
Me: Ok (inside I am dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
So the whole week goes by and I am dreading going camping with her, it is just crazy, she hates me, why on earth would she want to be in a tent next to my tent, and on our boat, there is no time away from each other!!! So it comes to Sat and thank God, it rained, we didn't have to go camping. Well my parents bought a boat and Cody had told them we would go to the lake Sunday and he would teach my dad how to drive the boat, if it wasn't raining. So we are all packed and boat loaded ready to walk out the door and Cody says, "Mom is coming". OMG WTF UGH so I go get another towel and more water to cover for her needs. My husband does this to me, tells me at the last minute, so I don't have time to react, he is sneaky that little *******!! LOL So she comes out in jean capris and a sleeveless shirt and a book. We take the long awkwardly quiet 1 hour and 15 min drive to the lake. We get there and meet my parents there and Cody, MIL and I get on our boat and go for a quick boat ride, then we go meet my parents at the restaurant and have breakfast. It is so weird cause she doesn't talk at all, so it just makes it hard for my parents and my self because she doesn't talk to any of us. So we eat breakfast get ready to go put dads boat in the water and Cody was gonna drive dad's and I am driving our boat. So Cody says, "Mom are you riding with Laura or us?" She then replies with well you leave me with the choice of the lesser of the two evils!! WTF STFU I am about to throw your ass out of my fing boat!! (Background she doesn't like my mom either!) So basically mil was saying she had to choose between me or my mom and we are both evil! SO my mom said "well I guess you need to take your pick and make it quick!!" Hahaha get her mom!! So she stays in my boat because at least I don't say anything. Good choice on her part, I am a bit more calm than my mom. Anyways we get to our cove where we are going to swim. I ask MIL if she has her swim suit on, MIL: No I don't know how to swim! Ok what why the hell would you want to go to the lake if you don't know how to swim. I am so confused. So you came just to ruin mine and my parents day??!!! I mean really if I didn't know how to swim I think the last place I would be is in the middle of the lake!!! Well Cody and my dad are now on my dads boat and my mom and I are on our rafts and MIL said she had to go with Cody because my dads boat has a canopy and ours doesn't and she needed to be in the shade!! AGAIN WTF are you joking!!??!! Why did you come to the lake if you don't know how to swim and you need to be in the shade??!! Is this making sense to anyone??!!! So whatever mom and I float and relax and enjoy ourselves. Cody and dad come back and they get in and swim too and I'll be dammed if she didn't start complaining about being hot like a hour later. I am sorry but I don't care or want to hear it, you shouldn't have come to the lake!!! SO whatever we are ready to go, we were out on the water for about 4 hours or so. WE load up, keep in mind she doesn't help with anything, NOTHING, just stands there and looks at all of us unloading the boat putting stuff in the truck and all the stuff that comes with going home. Then we make the awkward silent drive home. LONGEST day ever!!!! Just crazy, I am just confused on why on earth she wanted to go to the lake. She sat in my dads boat and read, never talked to any of us, we all tried carrying on a conversation with her, nothing. Oh and keep in mind Cody and I paid for her breakfast. She doesn't swim and then started complaining of being hot, HELLO yes it is hot, we are in the middle of the water with the sun beating down on us, this is what going to the lake entails. WTF??!!!
