Scan update, all's looking good. Baby was facing down again, I guess at the moment it has the same number of brain cells as it's father, poor thing! Got bumped up by another day, so now 12 weeks 5 days, so that's good. Due date is 7th June.
So as you ladies think I'm so funny and I'm in a giving sharing sort of mood, here's the story of my D&C, it should be a sad story but given it's me, it's oddly not. So here goes with all the Too Much Information stuff etc... you have been warned....
As some of you know, I knew the twins didn't have heartbeats for a while but was asked to come back in 2 weeks to double check. So we did but that scan was brief and again there were no heartbeats, so I was scheduled in to have a D&C a few days later. On the day of the D&C, they asked to do another ultrasound to check on the size and location of the twin sac. The ultrasound tech put a condom on the probe thing and announced this was going to be a very in depth internal scan so I'd have to bear with her if I was in any pain etc as she needed the measurements. Fine I thought, in depth? Didn't get that, but figured I'd know what that was soon enough.
I was wearing a hospital gown at this point and had it pulled over my knees to protect my modesty, first error there. So she lowers the probe without looking and tries to push it into my bum hole

!!! Yes the wrong hole!!

But did I say anything? No! I assumd this was the indepth scan, go up my bum and find my babies?!

I was alarmed but let her continue trying to shove this thing up so hard the bed moved...!! To which point she said "Is that your bum I'm trying to get it into?". "Well yes" was my response. My husband burst into tears of laughter

and she apoloised and quickly changed the condom and got the correct hole that time.
Apparently when I awoke from my D&C, I kept asking my husband if my bum was sore?!

The embarrassment was horrible, worst thing is does that tech think I liked it trying to go up my bum?!?! Moral of the story is, they should NEVER need to go up your bum for any sort of pregnancy scan and also, if they try, say something! I can see this story resurfacing as soon as we announce our pregnancy, after a few drinks at Christmas no doubt my husband will be telling everyone! So you see ladies, I don't think I'm funny in real life, sadly I think funny things happen to me.
Lit - I'm still so excited for you

, I was screaming your good news to my husband yesterday who nodded along and actually knew I was talking about you! Just shows how much this forum means to us all. I feel stronger having you ladies to turn to and I hope you all feel the same. Definitely ask for the early scan, it helped me so much, and the regular scans have been amazing.
Blue - I can't believe so many of us have pillows for this task... or as my husband crudly puts it "your cum pillow" !!!

(btw I do wash it too!)
Glad the witch has vacated the property!

Hey you'll be onto the sexy time of your cycle before you know it, how awesome would it be to have a lovely BFP wrapped up for hubby to open on Christmas Day?? I'm rooting for you here, you're number 1 fan!

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Crysshae - So good to see you! Looking forward to getting a full update from you when you have a chance, what have you been up to?

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Teacup - Paris must be so amazing this time of year, I'm so jealous! I'd love to go to Paris!! And remember I didn't get any symptoms at all this time around and this one is the one that seems to be sticky! Good luck missy, really hope we can have another BFP here soon xxx
Mindy - Looking forward to seeing pics of your test, a lines a line, sounds like you are well and truly up the duff!!
Kim - So glad your beta's are looking like they're dropping significantly and big yay for back to baby dancing!! Feb will be here before you know it, everyone always loses January in the post Christmas blur and so Feb will be here in a flash, you watch! We'll all have our 2014 babies I'm sure, like I've said before, some of us might have them kicking away at us in our tummy's and some may have them in our arms but we'll all have them I'm sure

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Linny - Love seeing your ticker baby grow and grow! How are your symptoms now? xx
SLG - I'm excited for you to be getting a BFP soon too, what's your current plan of action? Have you been using OPK's at all? Happy Thanksgiving to you too xx
Aleeah xxx