We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[jessy1101]

God forbid any new people that will pop on by and read this..I just want any new person to know we are not actualy mentaly disturbed since that type of language actualy does turn french men on!!

There i feel better now LOLOLOL

 

[jessy1101]

not corny--- fairly dirty though... involves him eating out a very special area... while enjoying it haha

Yuppp i played Google translator for Twinks on both of them!

 

[MrsMoo72]

Aiight Twinks here you go. This always works on my DH cuz he loves dirty talk. Just gotta txt it to him and usualy gets the job done teeheee.

À soir je veux que tu te mets à 4 pattes et mange ma chatte mouillé de jouissance.

First off you are going to have to let me know how I prounouce some of that and I need a translation! What is 4 in french, sorry this girl took spanish in High School!

Ok 4 = quattre (sorry bout that)

And the englsih translation sounds sooo corny lolol. Like i said it's hot in french!!

I am good on the pronounciation until "jouissance"

KK Jou-ii-ssss-ance

"mange ma chatte" = eat my vagina???!!!

 

[jessy1101]

Aiight Twinks here you go. This always works on my DH cuz he loves dirty talk. Just gotta txt it to him and usualy gets the job done teeheee.

À soir je veux que tu te mets à 4 pattes et mange ma chatte mouillé de jouissance.

First off you are going to have to let me know how I prounouce some of that and I need a translation! What is 4 in french, sorry this girl took spanish in High School!

Ok 4 = quattre (sorry bout that)

And the englsih translation sounds sooo corny lolol. Like i said it's hot in french!!

I am good on the pronounciation until "jouissance"

KK Jou-ii-ssss-ance

"mange ma chatte" = eat my vagina???!!!

Actualy to make it sound less...bad..i'd say eat me out or eat out my pussy. Whichever pretty much works i guess.

 

[MrsMoo72]

 

[MrsMoo72]

My translation was a bit literal haha!!

 

[jessy1101]

Whaaaaaa?? It is what it is!! Not my fault men get all hard for that crap

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL! You guys are awesome! I think that would turn on DH if I said it to him in English... I am not usually the dirty talking kind of girl! But it is definately sexier in French!

 

[jessy1101]

My translation was a bit literal haha!!

Nahhh we cant be literal with that kind of stuff..makes it sound wayyy to bad and not dirty enough. We aint lil old geizer on here u know lololollo i kid i kid

 

[MrsMoo72]

God forbid any new people that will pop on by and read this..I just want any new person to know we are not actualy mentaly disturbed since that type of language actualy does turn french men on!!

There i feel better now LOLOLOL

Well if any new person reads the rest of this thread they will see that we are possibly, very slightly mentally disturbed!!

 

[jessy1101]

LOL! You guys are awesome! I think that would turn on DH if I said it to him in English... I am not usually the dirty talking kind of girl! But it is definately sexier in French!

Ooooooo and there you have it!! Exactly what u have to add on ur list of turn on things for the weekend!!

Extreme sexual dirty talk!!

 

[jessy1101]

God forbid any new people that will pop on by and read this..I just want any new person to know we are not actualy mentaly disturbed since that type of language actualy does turn french men on!!

There i feel better now LOLOLOL

Well if any new person reads the rest of this thread they will see that we are possibly, very slightly mentally disturbed!!

Mehhh can i just blame it on a year round brain fart?? Does that work??

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL! You guys are awesome! I think that would turn on DH if I said it to him in English... I am not usually the dirty talking kind of girl! But it is definately sexier in French!

Ooooooo and there you have it!! Exactly what u have to add on ur list of turn on things for the weekend!!

Extreme sexual dirty talk!!

I feel dirty just thinking about saying those words. I hope our IT department doesn't monitor our computers too closely! I could have some explaining to do!

 

[MrsMoo72]

Ok erotic dice was a great idea. Have u ever used toys? Do u have some? That also usualy works especialy if u use something on urself at first with him watching. Sorta like a nice private show. Mood music would also definetly help.

Question do u ever use mood music? What's ur go to song u love listening to while being all bowchica wow wow??[/QUOTE]

Missed this convo earlier but wanted to share - Me and Dh used to listen to Barry White's greatest hits when he still lived with his folks I swear his mum must have known what was going on every time she heard it start up!!!!
We even had "The first, the last, my everything" at our wedding!!!

 

[MrsMoo72]

TTC just sends us cuckoo!!!

 

[jessy1101]

LOL! You guys are awesome! I think that would turn on DH if I said it to him in English... I am not usually the dirty talking kind of girl! But it is definately sexier in French!

Ooooooo and there you have it!! Exactly what u have to add on ur list of turn on things for the weekend!!

Extreme sexual dirty talk!!

I feel dirty just thinking about saying those words. I hope our IT department doesn't monitor our computers too closely! I could have some explaining to do!

LOLOL then u definetly need to crank up the dirtayy talk this weekend for sure now.

And the IT guys would prob get off on the stuff we're saying so no biggie teeheeee

 

[Twinkie210]

Seriously! Another FB pregnancy announcement! And I am not even really friends with this girl, she was friends with DH until she cheated on her husband and got divorced! I just accepted her request to be polite. Grrrrrrr! Definately hiding her!

 

[themarshas]

Seriously! Another FB pregnancy announcement! And I am not even really friends with this girl, she was friends with DH until she cheated on her husband and got divorced! I just accepted her request to be polite. Grrrrrrr! Definately hiding her!

One of mine posted (direct quote) "Good news. . . Im NOT pregnant!!!!" URGH! and two others had their babies last night. I'm thinking about taking a hiatus from FB because I can't handle it. I'm happy for them but very unhappy with my situation.

 

[Twinkie210]

Seriously! Another FB pregnancy announcement! And I am not even really friends with this girl, she was friends with DH until she cheated on her husband and got divorced! I just accepted her request to be polite. Grrrrrrr! Definately hiding her!

One of mine posted (direct quote) "Good news. . . Im NOT pregnant!!!!" URGH! and two others had their babies last night. I'm thinking about taking a hiatus from FB because I can't handle it. I'm happy for them but very unhappy with my situation.

I can't leave FB altogether, because it is litteraly how I stay connected with some people. But I am going to hide anyone who I think might even be going to announce a pregnancy on FB!

 

[themarshas]

Seriously! Another FB pregnancy announcement! And I am not even really friends with this girl, she was friends with DH until she cheated on her husband and got divorced! I just accepted her request to be polite. Grrrrrrr! Definately hiding her!

One of mine posted (direct quote) "Good news. . . Im NOT pregnant!!!!" URGH! and two others had their babies last night. I'm thinking about taking a hiatus from FB because I can't handle it. I'm happy for them but very unhappy with my situation.

I can't leave FB altogether, because it is litteraly how I stay connected with some people. But I am going to hide anyone who I think might even be going to announce a pregnancy on FB!

I hid two people who recently announced their "accidents" because well "accidents" just pissed me off at this point... along with the one today. I'm forcing myself to keep the ones with newborns because I refuse to be that miserable person who is jealous of other peoples amazing gifts... even though it's really hard.