We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[keepthefaithx]

dust im realy confused..lol

you put a cracker by his butt for "sexual" reasons..LOL

 

[keepthefaithx]

i wasnt aware farts cause pink eye LMAO

 

[jessy1101]

Omfg my OH is nasty. I pretended i was feeding a cracker to his buttcrack and he farted right on it.

Holy...sweet...crap...

Dude there are no words for that LOLOL

 

[jessy1101]

i wasnt aware farts cause pink eye LMAO

It totaly does!! Havent u everr seen the movie Knocked Up??

 

[jessy1101]

For the pregnant ladies plz pay close attention to the do's and dont's of pregnancy..

 

[keepthefaithx]

I saw it, i guess i forgot that part lol

 

[keepthefaithx]

Omg jess thats great...lol

 

[lauren10]

I love those pics!

Farting bare-assed on a pillow gives you pink eye. lol

 

[jessy1101]

I love those pics!

Farting bare-assed on a pillow gives you pink eye. lol

Yup! You learn something new every day!

 

[Twinkie210]

OMG... it is so hard not to LOL here at work reading your posts! Never tried anything even remotely related to bondage... but I don't think I would really like it.

I never did anything with a girl either, I was always too shy when I was in high school/college...

 

[jessy1101]

OMG... it is so hard not to LOL here at work reading your posts! Never tried anything even remotely related to bondage... but I don't think I would really like it.

I never did anything with a girl either, I was always too shy when I was in high school/college...

Ahhh but u have gotten ur DH to fart on a cracker??? Hmmm....

 

[Twinkie210]

OMG... it is so hard not to LOL here at work reading your posts! Never tried anything even remotely related to bondage... but I don't think I would really like it.

I never did anything with a girl either, I was always too shy when I was in high school/college...

Ahhh but u have gotten ur DH to fart on a cracker??? Hmmm....

Nope I can honestly say I have never done that... LOL

 

[jessy1101]

I've never done anything with another girl. I dunno if i could either...for sure not as long as im married and in a serious relationship.

I know some couples to spice things up they do threesomes and stuff but watching my DH kiss or touch another girl??? It's already giving me the pissy feelin just thinking about it. I'm very possessive in that since. What's mine is mine back off biatch.

Naturaly he's always like whaaa i would just like to sit there and watch u guys together..and maybe film it LOL. I'm like nopeee aint gonna happen sweetheart.

 

[lauren10]

I made out with a few of my friends just for show...it was pretty funny actually and not sexual if that makes any sense! I could NEVER be in a 3some with my DH...I know people who have, and it just doesn't work out in the end when there are actual relationships involved. I have way too many jealousy issues for that!

Never got a cracker near DH's bum...he won't let me anywhere near there anyway. And he's never farted in front of me either!!! I wonder how much longer he can keep that up?! And, I love to just leave the door open when I pee, and that drives him nuts, he doesn't want to see anything like that...what a prude!

 

[jessy1101]

I made out with a few of my friends just for show...it was pretty funny actually and not sexual if that makes any sense! I could NEVER be in a 3some with my DH...I know people who have, and it just doesn't work out in the end when there are actual relationships involved. I have way too many jealousy issues for that!

Never got a cracker near DH's bum...he won't let me anywhere near there anyway. And he's never farted in front of me either!!! I wonder how much longer he can keep that up?! And, I love to just leave the door open when I pee, and that drives him nuts, he doesn't want to see anything like that...what a prude!

Wow DH is exxtremely not shy...he'll actualy call me when he's taking a crap..i'm like dude..just..nooo..

 

[keepthefaithx]

my dh is sooo opposite of shy too!

 

[themarshas]

hahaha all you're post today are very entertaining! As for bondage- meh, not really something I'm into. However, I do love watching a porno (and ridiculing it) with my DH to get in the mood. I've totally made out with 2 of my college roomies... on a few occasions freshman year of college... drunk+amusing the guys+kissing=ridiculousness even when I think about it now. The. Worst. Kisses. Of. My. Life. BTW. I clearly remember waking up the next morning after the kissing one of them for the first time and wondering how my roomie was ever suppose to keep a guy. I'm so mean. haha. However, if my DH ever kissed anyone I'd kill him. End of Story And I'm sooo over that phase and I'd never would have or would do anything more than making out with a girl.

My DH is not shy at all! And I don't have to worry about him pooping and telling me because he has a set schedule. I know that at 12:30 noon and 5:30-6pm he is going to poop. I've never heard of someone so regular in my entire life. As for farting, god I wish he wouldn't in front of me! However, we have a strict "when I'm in the bathroom, you're not allowed in the bathroom" rule (unless we're together in the shower) ;-)

 

[Twinkie210]

OMG! DH has a "poop" schedule too! About 5:30 in the morning and 4:30/5:00 at night. Seriously, I have never met anyone who can poop on command like that! As for farting, well he is way past his shy stage! He will always fart in front of me, between him and the dog, they can gas me out of the room. DH also hates it when I pee with the door open, but I am sorry it is a Mom thing, I have done it since DS was little and I will probably do it forever!

 

[keepthefaithx]

it takes guys mad long to poop too why?

like im in and out 2 seconds..LOL

 

[keepthefaithx]

i kissed girls in highschool. not after that lolol