We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[lauren10]

I wish I could poo on a schedule.....sigh.....

my DH can just poop on demand. if he has to hold it all day, he can...then he can just decide he's going to sit down and get it out...just like that.

 

[Twinkie210]

Lisa, I agree! Why does it take guys so long? Seriously either you have to go or you don't...

 

[keepthefaithx]

exactly...lol

 

[jkb11]

hi girls yall are so amusing! ladies on the street freaks in the bed lol. me only likey the boys, none of yall stand a chance with this J/K. LOL. Hubby likes the whole handcuff thing occasionally titi squishers would be a no go for me! I mean what if he accidently ripped the thing off! I want my nipples to stay even!!!lol.

Well I was officially offered one of the jobs! yay. I think.... I told them I need till monday to decide. The other job is the one I really want... its in the Childrens ER which is where I worked while in nursing school and I sooo miss it! they said they would probly call me by monday soooooo i get to wait for yet another thing in life. haha we are going to be the most patient moms!!!!

Lisette- hope your feeling better! what are you doing to pass your tww time???

 

[jkb11]

oh i forget... hubby and i are both very reserved in the whole farting-pooping-peeing in front of each other and we have been married for almost 10 years!

Jessy- you have forever affected my sex life. last night hubby wanted to have se southern style and I can not do it!!!! I start to laugh histerically if i even think about your history! so when I told him no last night that i just wanted him to get on top he says " whats the matter it seems like 2 or 3 months since you let me do that" He would ban me from this site if i explain

 

[jessy1101]

oh i forget... hubby and i are both very reserved in the whole farting-pooping-peeing in front of each other and we have been married for almost 10 years!

Jessy- you have forever affected my sex life. last night hubby wanted to have se southern style and I can not do it!!!! I start to laugh histerically if i even think about your history! so when I told him no last night that i just wanted him to get on top he says " whats the matter it seems like 2 or 3 months since you let me do that" He would ban me from this site if i explain

OMG LOOOOLLLOOOLLLL my past misdeeds has affected doggy style for u hiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii ummm ya he would probably ban u if ever he got the jist of what we actualy discuss on here..

 

[keepthefaithx]

rach have u done stuff with girls lol

 

[babydust818]

Lol no i did not use the cracker for sexual intentions. I was eating them and he was naked standing up. So i put the cracker up to his butt and said i was gonna shove it up his ass if he didn't get dressed. So instantly he farted. BLEW me away! Stinky ass mother fuck!

I agree. I poop and am done in 3 mins. OH is 30. WHY!?! I hate it. Its like do you need to eat some prunes????

As far as the whole girl thing. My bff and i were curious and we did a bunch of stuff together. Sad part is we were only 15 LOL. Oh dear heavens. We used whipped cream and let me just say i hate whipped cream now. I did this before i got with OH. I could NEVER do a 3sum. It makes me mad just thinking about it. I rem one time i was drunk with oH and he showed interest in 3sum with my friend and i flipped the f out!! Hell no am i sharing my man. You can f off!!!!

 

[MrsMoo72]

Well it's stayed at little bits of brown spotting just when I wipe so we'll see what the morning brings...

 

[jkb11]

hugs emma keep us posted! we are all thinking of you

 

[babydust818]

Yes emma! We are thinking of you. I'm sorry you've got to deal with the stress of the stupid spotting but everything is going to be okay dear! You aren't ccramping right?

 

[NewbieLisette]

Hey u guys! Just woke up (left work early)! Thanks for all the entertainment today

I still feel pretty iikkyy...gonna go have some soup now & check on H who is cleaning up cuz I have cleaners coming at 6;30!!! Lol (great online deal of the day - 29$ for 3hours)! Merry Christmas to me I hate cleaning!!!

Jkb thanks for the dust & holding ur breath with me! Glad I can help ur 2WW! Awesome news for ur jobs sweetie! Very excited for ya! I'm 8dpo today..- think! Lol- temps still up there & a few little twinges today but boobs feeling normal so I'm not getting exicted or nuttin! How u many DPO r u?

Emma hunni sending lots of positive vibes to u & the lil bean! Gonna be fine my friend! Hang in there

How's everyone else doing tonight?

 

[jkb11]

Today is 1 dpo I am so happy for you! sounds promising

Hey u guys! Just woke up (left work early)! Thanks for all the entertainment today

I still feel pretty iikkyy...gonna go have some soup now & check on H who is cleaning up cuz I have cleaners coming at 6;30!!! Lol (great online deal of the day - 29$ for 3hours)! Merry Christmas to me I hate cleaning!!!

Jkb thanks for the dust & holding ur breath with me! Glad I can help ur 2WW! Awesome news for ur jobs sweetie! Very excited for ya! I'm 8dpo today..- think! Lol- temps still up there & a few little twinges today but boobs feeling normal so I'm not getting exicted or nuttin! How u many DPO r u?

Emma hunni sending lots of positive vibes to u & the lil bean! Gonna be fine my friend! Hang in there

How's everyone else doing tonight?

 

[keepthefaithx]

jkb fingers crossed for you hunni!

 

[jkb11]

thanks! your next! almost done with your waitingsoon you will be in the tww with us

jkb fingers crossed for you hunni!

 

[Twinkie210]

Woo Hoo, just took my last dose of soy! (hopefully for a long time LOL)

 

[MrsMoo72]

Hi girlies, discharge gone a bit stringy this morning, which is nice!!!! Rung epau and she seemed to think that because my implantation bleed was bright red, that this is just the rest of it coming away. Feel a bit better after taking to her and if anything my symptoms seem a bit stronger today. Wish I believed in god coz I would be praying right now!
Thanks for the support girls, im so glad ive got you all xxx

 

[lauren10]

Glad you're feeling better today Emma! I'm so sure everything is perfect!!! So if the spotting all goes away then when do you have your first scan?

So Lisette is 1/2 way through the tww, Kimberly has just started the tww, Lisa is getting results Monday...I need a chart to remember where everyone is at!! But...I'll tell you, I am excited because I feel really good about everyone getting good Christmas news!

On a stupid note, I have a yeast infection. bleh!

 

[MrsMoo72]

to yeasty!!

I will ring them next week either way because even if the spotting goes away then i'd like to know bubs is still ok. I will be 6 weeks on monday so might ring then and hopefully they will fit me in before xmas. If the lady was right and it is old implantation blood then it should only last a couple of days i think?

I can't wait for you guys to get testing.....

 

[jessy1101]

Emma i'm so happy for u sweety!! I'm glad it's starting to reassure u more and more every day. U definetly dont need the stress.

Lauren OMG i had one this week! Stoopid yeast infections but the good news is it's the first period that i went threw without getting a UTI! I've been getting them every month when i have my period since i was 16. The only time i havent was when i was pregnant since duhhh no AF. My 3 uroligists tell me that it's normal and just hormones and blalbalblal...so i have a joyous time of getting pumped with antibiotics every month. Note the sarcasm.

It's thursday! I wish i could squeeze my eyes shut and open them and poooof friday morning! As if that could happen.

Plans for the last weekend before xmas????